Hash Trash 2010 May 29 How many times did they sing THE song?

Hasher's Birthday song is little bit different. Sing "Happy birthday f**k you"... like that. NoName Josh had been requested his Birthday HASH the day. Hare was OneDogSleeping, co-here were Karaoke Pornstar and NoNameJJ. They started Nimitz → Sasebo Park (1st) → DoubleA (2nd) → Standing BAR ZAKOYA (3rd) → Romania (4th) → SnackBar REI (5th) → ROYAL (6th) → POLO (7th) → "FINAL PLACE" (8th). When I joined, it was about 0:00 at ROYAL. There were some dressed up hashers like... Birthday hat, nice pink dress, Flog and Monkey head gear and nice silky shirt (wow!). Naga Suck Me took care of Birthday boy with neck massage (He looked melty,ha ha ha!). Got off the 7th place POLO and run on trail, Bithday Boy all suddenly said with laugh "Ha ha ha ha!! Here is my place!!" Yeah, One Dog Sleeping got his room key to make him surprise. All hashers had been spend time for naming three NoNames. It took Looooooong time. So some NoNames fellow fell asleep. Finally, three NoNames got names. "Needle Dick Princess" for Josh. "JJ the Jet Plane" for JJ. "1$ Boy Katoy" for Jon. GM left the circle before "Swing low", anyways. OnOn was Blue J. Joined member were..... not so much drunk PsycoDrunk, Above DRUNK Needle Dick Princess, Drunk Karaoke Pornstar, Drunk One Dog Sleeping, Lesbian Butt Frower, Anti-seize up the Ass and Sober HappySM. "The Late commer" iPhonicator stopped by to bring Birthday Cake. When I left there the sky shows me MORNING. Some of Drunkers were still there. They must be Hung over HASH next day. OnOn HappySM

Hash Trash 2010 May 23 Cum Rain Or Cum Shine

Hash run always goes on, rain or shine. However that may be, the hare was concerned about the weather on hashing day. Although weather forecast is not a reliable source normally, the rainfall probability finally reached 100%, which could not be denied. Psychodrunk waited at McDonald’s believing that some hash chauvinists should show up. Naga Suck Me and Screw Drive Her in full defensive preparations appeared and Happy SM followed. And three drunken hashers; One Dog Sleeping, Karaoke Pornstar and NFN Tom came straight from Makati. This was the 350th analversary run, plus Psychodrunk’s 10th haring this year. In spite of heavy rain, seven hashers and hariettes gathered eventually, and this number is still bigger than the average number of the packs last year. Psychorunk gave up setting a ball buster trail this time and even saved the back-up plan. Psychodrunk has been carrying out his original philosophy of doing solo hare, but NFN Tom persisted in co-haring on his naming day. Psychodrunk undertook the hare-raising business. And the trail made on Google maps the last night was set cold without any preparation at 1340. Crossing a pedestrian overpass from Shimanose Park, the trail went up the stairs to the district court and Senju Hospital. While the virgin hare had a hard time catching up the veteran hare, Happy SM gave us an emergency phone call saying that hare markings were washed away and the pack was unable to continue. As this was partly because Psychodrunk did not use flour, the hares turned back to the front gate of Gion elementary school, where we met the pack and restarted the run. It kept going up to the Takanashi area. And hit the stairs down from a residential area near Yoko Hospital. It went all the way down and all the way up, and all the way down again through a graveyard. To avoid the time-consuming task of rushing the co-hare while setting the trail in this area, Psychodrunk ordered NFN Tom stand by at the foot of the stairs. From a check-back point, the trail went up again passing by railroad line. We finally hit a wide road into downtown and finished at Shimanose Park again. To my surprise, Karaoke Pornstar was the FRB. It took about 2 hours and was 6km long just like normal day-run trails. And then the pack moved to Matsuura Park for the beers. Down-down started at the park with our GM Sphincter. We were supposed to make a quick down-down and move to an on-on because we were soaking wet. But it dragged on like always until dark. Shivering with cold, Happy SM was kindly warmed by our sumo hashers. And we spent much time on naming NFN Tom. As he takes cheeseburgers as everyday cuisine, he was named Dick McSemen by anannimous vote. And then we all swung low and the hash got a piece. On-on. Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 May 15 Bunnies Went Out Of Control

Empirically bar-to-bar run should be just a laid-back night walk. I don’t know how to describe it, but it may be “outta control”. The theme assigned by Karaoke Pornstar was “crazy socks”. In striking contrast to grown-up hashers, some mischievous kids were really perverted. As 5 minutes are normally given to the hares of pub crawl run, it was a mistake to give them 12 minutes. Hash marks suddenly disappeared without intersections or check-backs. Hares made a long detour into the Nimitz Park again and we ran halfway round the park. Slipping through the broken fence, the pack headed for Sake town. First bar was E-bar as expected. But it took us one hour to get there. Sweating mob did nothing but drink beer there. Then we ran through the longest arcade in Japan to Royal the 2nd bar. Taking advantage of the opportunity that all the seats were reserved for the hashers, we went ahead with Down-down in the normal procedure. NFN Roland and a virgin dropped out of the run. Happy SM was punished for using technology in the circle, One Dog Sleeping was awarded 5th run H-band and Naga Suck Me was honored for 10th run. NFN Jon and our GM Sphincter did cum late. Trail went into the arcade again, but the front running bastards missed a new intersection. Naturally enough, true trail was the stairways from the alley in front of McDonalds to Sake town. The third place was the top of the hill where we did Down-down very quietly in the dark. Eiffel of Penis brought his girlfriend but they never came back. Trail went to Sake town and finished at Park Slope Café, the 4th bar. One of the precious harriettes, Happy SM left from the run there. Then we took two minutes walk to Rising Sun, the 5th bar. Runnig after the hares full of energy, we hit a boob check. But we couldn’t wait for the only harriet Naga Suck Me, so One Dog changed it into Glasses Check and NFN Tom met the requirement. Once again we went to Sailor town and the next bar was Rei, the 6th bar next to Love Doll. Hungry hares had late supper and they went to Anchor, the 7th bar where the hares had a midnight feast again. NFN Vic left there and the trail led to Playmate, the final destination. Sphincter sang an enka ballad as soon as we arrive at the bar. We appreciated harriettes on duty – Lesbian Butt Frower and NFN Emi and NFN Yuki. After KP finally gave a closing address, we all swung low and the hash got a piece. Some hasher stayed there for a couple of hours and ended up in One Dog Sleeping’s Makati. NFN Josh and Psychodrunk were the only survivors. Next run will be on the 23rd hared by Psychodrunk. And we have another bar-to-bar run on the 29th to celebrate NFN Josh’s birthday and we will name him. The hare will be One Dog Sleeping. On-on. Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 May 9 Hash Withdrawal Symptoms

Psychodrunk, who was on duty the night before, felt unwilling to go hashing at the beginning. But a large number of hashers stirred him to lead the pack again. The leader of the pack brought the 21 hounds; Screw Drive Her, Straight Edge, Happy SM, Ooh-La-La, Karaoke Pornstar, Naga Suck Me, One Dog Sleeping and NFNs (George, Kyle, Saori, Emi, Vic, Jon, Josh, JJ, Tom) and virgins (Brian, James, Lee, Joshua, Cory) to Kita-Sasebo Station. After an elaborate chalk-talk by himself, the hare was away. The trail went through a back street of the station and went up long stairs to Orihashi area. Passing through a residential area, the pack hit the familiar concrete walls covered by blue sheets. But there were neither water tanks nor beer check this time. Through a shiggy part, trail went back to downtown area. Reached at the top of another big stairs, Psychodrunk suddenly changed his plan to A-to-B trail. Although he didn’t know much about the area, old ladies kindly guided him through the bypath. Through the central park, finally trail ended at Shimanose Park. To clear the stigma of being the slowest pack, some racists tried to capture the all-time hare only in vain. Down-down started at 1545 before the GM arrived. We celebrated the cumming of age for virgin Cory. Although a horrible phone call interrupted the circle, it went smoothly. We named three NFNs; Ginger Bread Dildo for George, Lesbian Butt Frower for Saori, and Anti-seize Up The Ass for Kyle. We all drank until dark. Finally we swung low and got a piece. Some drunks went to Anchor and Napoli randomly for On-on. Psychodrunk - loves Monday rain

Hash Trash 2010 May 2 The slowest hashers in the world

Even though it was an unscheduled hash, many people participated in the Sunday run. NFN Josh who proposed the run was the first hasher to arrive. And the hareholic Psychodrunk showed up. And Screw Drive Her, Karaoke Pornstar, Naga Suck Me, Phone Sex, Texas T-Bag, Pink Sausage, NFN Nic, Naoya, Saori, George and Tom moved to Psycho’s favorite Yamanota Station. Happy SM could not make the run due to her SM business, but she came to see us off before she went to work. The trail at the beginning was pretty much predictable for some hashers, but Psychodrunk tried a different tack with a shiggy into landslide warning area. He kindly provided Beer Check at huge water tanks with a magnificent view. Released from a heavy burden from the back, Psychodrunk picked up some speed. After a check-back, he made an epoch-making discovery of hidden stairs downhill. Going through another shiggy, the pack hit concrete walls to prevent landslides. The pack thought they were within sight of finishing at the roadway, but the trail continued to go up making a detour to Yamanota Station, the start point. After finishing a haredo, Psychodrunk rushed into a supermarket for beer. Even after 10 minutes of shopping, nobody had finished yet. Waited for another 15 minutes, Texas T-Bag finally finished and so did NFN Saori in another 10 minutes. We thought all of the hashers and harriettes including late cummers; iPhonicator and Hit On Me came home safely, when we found someone was missing. Phone Sex was the missing person on trail who missed a checkback and went to Kita-Sasebo Station. Be sure to follow the trail. Don’t try to guess by your intuition. Down-down started at the Sasebo Park with Sphincter, the Beer Meister. In spite of fuck-offs and duty-calls, we had a bunch of down-downs such as 10th analversary for Karaoke Pornstar. NFN Kaz took his future hasher son. On-On party was held at Osteria La Dolce Vita. Next run is on Sunday the 9th May as scheduled hared by Psychodrunk, like it or not. OnOn Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 April 25 Stairway to Hell

Our policy objective to collect more than twenty people has been achieved last Sunday. It is entirely due to our persistent recruit campaign. I would like to thank you all for your cooperation and support. Psychodrunk, the hypersadistic trail master laid another shitty ass trail. The trail started at Senpukuji station of MR local train line. To tell the truth, this trail was a rehash of the old trail on January 24th when only five hounds showed up. The pack took off up the street, into a tiny shrine, down the stairs, up the stairs to a residential area, descended through another tiny shrine. Crossing the route 204, the pack hit another stairs to Sairenji temple, and then proceeded into the shiggy. Since I hared I do not know much about what happened on trail but I think the shiggy part was a little too heavy as my brand-new samurai sword was of no use at all. The pack escaped out of the shaggy into alleyways. The dead tired pack couldn’t help using a technology on trail. We finished at Yamanota station. FRB (Front Running Bastard) was Texas T-Bag, the only racist at the end. DFL (Dead Fucking Last) was NFN Kaz who got literally lost while peeing on trail so took a vehicle to Sasebo Park. We eventually migrated Sasebo Park for down-down. Thirsty crowd received Sphincter, the GM/Beer Meister and the circle began. After a quick demonstration by Straight Edge, five virgins became Sasebo hashers. NFN John was on his 5th run, so he got called up and told some stories. He was finally christened “One Dog Sleeping” after his doggy style in a closet experience. And the fourth time harriet NFN Kana was also named "Toilet Shoes" because she made the mistake of wearing toilet slippers during down-down. The circle was finally closed with various versions of Swing Low. OnOn Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 April 17 Denim Day Bar-to-bar

Another great Bar-to-Bar. The Hash turned out in force (average of 10 in The Pack through out the run) to celebrate lesbianism and received valuable SM training all along the trail. The Co-Harriettes both learned a lot about the value of research in laying good trail. As this was a night event, there was no heavy shiggy; but plenty of obstacles, even for the sober. The trail was for 8 bars (Celine, Takuan No Shippo, Club GINZA, Shade of Manila, Playmate, Anchor, Gramophone, Shooters), the pack ended up in 10 (Makati, Avanti, and some went to 11th Ace, too). Psychodrunk was the ONLY hound to participate in the "after-hours" lesbian fest, 4 "hot" women and PD, who finally parted ways at 5:00am Sunday morning.

We look forward to seeing all of you for the Sunday afternoon event.

On On

Naga Suck Me

Hash Trash 2010 April 11 Supersadistic Psychopath

WOW what a trail! Challenging and exciting - especially on the “drunk” hare to lay. Though we lost some of the pack up in the shiggy and a few experienced harriers forgot how to read trail marking we all made it to the finish in as many pieces as we started in. It only took a short time to free the pack from the boar traps and nearly took heavy equipment to rescue/pull them out of the swamp.
It was, once again confirmed that Psychodrunk is a sadistic mother f***er, to which he celebrated heartily. Largest pack in long time and half were hot harriettes. To show just how “social” we are throughout Down-Downs several Japanese locals spontaneously joined our circle. Naga Suck Me blew the entire Hash in the park. NFN Evan was named by unanimous vote: Eye Full a’ Penis

On On

Naga Suck Me

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 29 Pretty In Pink

Hashers and harriettes in pink became the very center of public attention in the Saikai Bridge Park with a large crowd enjoying the cherry blossoms on a sunny Sunday afternoon. Although the hare was approved to set a dead trail, Sphincter as the founder of the kennel insisted on being a live hare taking pride in the Sasabo Hash tradition. The pack gathered at Nimitz Park USO at 1300, at the same time the hare started to lay his trail with one hour head start. Two-digit number of hashers - Happy SM, Naga Suck Me, Strike Out, Phone Sex, Psychodrunk, NFN Evan, NFN Kana, NFN Kazuyuki and two virgins, George and Saori - carpooled from the Nimitz Park USO to the start, then run started at 1415. Started with a light shiggy, trail went to the seaside through the Corazon Hotel. Psychodrunk took the wildest guess and found a major shortcut by intuition and a keen sense of smell of flour. PD pulled ahead of the rest of the pack with some guilty feeling being a shortcutting bastard against his hashing philosophy. When we hit the Route 202, Naga Suck Me snared the hare @1440. PD's ungentleman-like behavior disappointed Sphincter deeply. But remember that live haring always has an ignominious fate of being caught. The pack was compassionate and gave him another 15 minutes head start. While we are waiting, Psychodrunk returned to the primary trail in order to prove the hare's achievement. PD caught up the honest hashers who did not shortcut - Strike Out, NFN Evan and Kazu, and then the four hashers witnessed the Sphincter's unbelievable achievement - CB48. After counting 48 for 10 minutes, all the pack got together and resumed the run. Trail went to the Saikai Bridge Park filled with thousands of people holding feasts under the flowering trees. This mysterious mob of pink attires became the target of laughter. Disregarding the eyes of all the people, we stopped at the Hanami intersection for hash flash. Then the trail continued to the new Saikai Bridge as we expected. We were about to catch the hare again, but newly marked Virgin Check obstructed our way. And what was even worse, several time-consuming intersections slowed the pack's progress. When we hit the route 202 again, BEER NEAR sign finally appeared. The trail finished at the observation deck in the park. But the most important item - BEER was not there. Psychodrunk could not bear to watch the wounded beer meister to go back to the beer van, so PD ran as fast as he could to the start point to accomplish the most important duty of beer meister - getting beer to the finish. Actually this was the most embarrassing moment for PD in this run. Down-down went off smoothly without a hitch. The confrontation between Psychodrunk and NFN Evan for the Most Pink Award finally came to an end with the prize going to NFN Evan. And PD falsely accused Sphicter of not wearing pink attire simply because PD found his unworn pink apron in the vehicle. We went to the maritime beer garden Koeimaru for On On, where we enjoyed 10kg oyster and Karaoke songs. Then we moved back in town to Playmate. And another motion was proposed by NFN Evan to regularize bar-to-bar runs fortnightly. But the decision was put off only to make a tentative plan on April 3rd. Upcumming events of April are two regular runs on 11th and 25th both hared by Psychodrunk and 17th bar-to-bar Denim Run hared by Naga Suck Me and Happy SM. In order to conduct costume runs, we need more than at least 10 hashers. What we are required to do is recruiting new members. Recruit, recruit, recruit! On On Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 20 Bar-to-bar Run

Hi everyone! Hares were Psychodrunk and Ooh-La-La. They made looong trail. Harriers were Screw-Drive-Her, PhoneSex, HaapySM and Naga-suck-me at the begining. Later on Sphincter, No name Evan (Is it collect spelling?) joined. I did hare seventh bar "LOVE DOOLL" to eighth bar "Polo" with Sphincter. It was fun for me. Naga-suck-me wore running skirt again. It's nice on her. I like it. The night, we -Sasebo HHH- met some new hashers and some guys and girls who interested in HASH. Hope to see them next time. I already get something pink (of course cutie one) for SAKURA run. See you all on March 28th. onon

written by Sasebo HHH super cutie 2009 HappySM

Hash Trash 2009 Dec 31th - 2010 Jan 1st New Year's Eve All Night Run

Another bar-to-bar run for two consecutive weeks. It was a freezing cold day and even light snow fell in the afternoon. The hare was supposed to be Karaoke Porn Star alone, but Straight "Go Speed Racer" Edge joined as the co-hare against the hashing spirit. We had eight hashers including three virgins at the start at 2100. The pack had a trouble finding trail at the very beginning because of the hidden map. Marks resumed from burger shop Ace into the back lane of Polo bar without stopping off there. Trail was headed to Sailor town ending at Exposed, the first bar. As the AC/DC music was too loud to continue down down, the hares were away in no time. Along the Sasebo river the hares made a big detour to Polo, the second bar. One of the young virgins tried to down a beer bottle in vain. It was all due to the poor training by Straight Edge. And the trail headed from the arcade into the heavenly stairs to Sake town. Too many boob checks for the only girl Screw Drive Her slowed us drastically. The next bar was E-bar, the third place where all the boys were worked up by the message on a young Japanese chick's T-shirt. While we headed for Sailor town again to celebrate New Year, Screw Drive Her got dead tired by another boob check. After a big check back, trail went to Sailor town Double A, the fourth bar. Thanks to the right Karaoke song sung by preceding customers, we barely counted three to New Year. After greeting New Year, the hares took us to Playmate, the fifth bar. Happy SM finally caught up with us. The final destination was Anchor Club. No name AI joined the pack here. Psychodrunk has only a vague memory of this time. I think several hashers- Happy SM, NN Chris, NN AI and Psychodrunk went to Laguna at four in the morning for On-on and McDonald's at six thirty for On-on-on breakfast. Next hash is Bar-to-bar run laid by Karaoke Porn Star once again on the 9th January. Bring more virgins. On On Psychodrunk