May 24, 2010

Hash Trash 2010 May 23 Cum Rain Or Cum Shine

Hash run always goes on, rain or shine. However that may be, the hare was concerned about the weather on hashing day. Although weather forecast is not a reliable source normally, the rainfall probability finally reached 100%, which could not be denied. Psychodrunk waited at McDonald’s believing that some hash chauvinists should show up. Naga Suck Me and Screw Drive Her in full defensive preparations appeared and Happy SM followed. And three drunken hashers; One Dog Sleeping, Karaoke Pornstar and NFN Tom came straight from Makati. This was the 350th analversary run, plus Psychodrunk’s 10th haring this year. In spite of heavy rain, seven hashers and hariettes gathered eventually, and this number is still bigger than the average number of the packs last year. Psychorunk gave up setting a ball buster trail this time and even saved the back-up plan. Psychodrunk has been carrying out his original philosophy of doing solo hare, but NFN Tom persisted in co-haring on his naming day. Psychodrunk undertook the hare-raising business. And the trail made on Google maps the last night was set cold without any preparation at 1340. Crossing a pedestrian overpass from Shimanose Park, the trail went up the stairs to the district court and Senju Hospital. While the virgin hare had a hard time catching up the veteran hare, Happy SM gave us an emergency phone call saying that hare markings were washed away and the pack was unable to continue. As this was partly because Psychodrunk did not use flour, the hares turned back to the front gate of Gion elementary school, where we met the pack and restarted the run. It kept going up to the Takanashi area. And hit the stairs down from a residential area near Yoko Hospital. It went all the way down and all the way up, and all the way down again through a graveyard. To avoid the time-consuming task of rushing the co-hare while setting the trail in this area, Psychodrunk ordered NFN Tom stand by at the foot of the stairs. From a check-back point, the trail went up again passing by railroad line. We finally hit a wide road into downtown and finished at Shimanose Park again. To my surprise, Karaoke Pornstar was the FRB. It took about 2 hours and was 6km long just like normal day-run trails. And then the pack moved to Matsuura Park for the beers. Down-down started at the park with our GM Sphincter. We were supposed to make a quick down-down and move to an on-on because we were soaking wet. But it dragged on like always until dark. Shivering with cold, Happy SM was kindly warmed by our sumo hashers. And we spent much time on naming NFN Tom. As he takes cheeseburgers as everyday cuisine, he was named Dick McSemen by anannimous vote. And then we all swung low and the hash got a piece. On-on. Psychodrunk

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