Hash Trash 2010 May 15 Bunnies Went Out Of Control

Empirically bar-to-bar run should be just a laid-back night walk. I don’t know how to describe it, but it may be “outta control”. The theme assigned by Karaoke Pornstar was “crazy socks”. In striking contrast to grown-up hashers, some mischievous kids were really perverted. As 5 minutes are normally given to the hares of pub crawl run, it was a mistake to give them 12 minutes. Hash marks suddenly disappeared without intersections or check-backs. Hares made a long detour into the Nimitz Park again and we ran halfway round the park. Slipping through the broken fence, the pack headed for Sake town. First bar was E-bar as expected. But it took us one hour to get there. Sweating mob did nothing but drink beer there. Then we ran through the longest arcade in Japan to Royal the 2nd bar. Taking advantage of the opportunity that all the seats were reserved for the hashers, we went ahead with Down-down in the normal procedure. NFN Roland and a virgin dropped out of the run. Happy SM was punished for using technology in the circle, One Dog Sleeping was awarded 5th run H-band and Naga Suck Me was honored for 10th run. NFN Jon and our GM Sphincter did cum late. Trail went into the arcade again, but the front running bastards missed a new intersection. Naturally enough, true trail was the stairways from the alley in front of McDonalds to Sake town. The third place was the top of the hill where we did Down-down very quietly in the dark. Eiffel of Penis brought his girlfriend but they never came back. Trail went to Sake town and finished at Park Slope Café, the 4th bar. One of the precious harriettes, Happy SM left from the run there. Then we took two minutes walk to Rising Sun, the 5th bar. Runnig after the hares full of energy, we hit a boob check. But we couldn’t wait for the only harriet Naga Suck Me, so One Dog changed it into Glasses Check and NFN Tom met the requirement. Once again we went to Sailor town and the next bar was Rei, the 6th bar next to Love Doll. Hungry hares had late supper and they went to Anchor, the 7th bar where the hares had a midnight feast again. NFN Vic left there and the trail led to Playmate, the final destination. Sphincter sang an enka ballad as soon as we arrive at the bar. We appreciated harriettes on duty – Lesbian Butt Frower and NFN Emi and NFN Yuki. After KP finally gave a closing address, we all swung low and the hash got a piece. Some hasher stayed there for a couple of hours and ended up in One Dog Sleeping’s Makati. NFN Josh and Psychodrunk were the only survivors. Next run will be on the 23rd hared by Psychodrunk. And we have another bar-to-bar run on the 29th to celebrate NFN Josh’s birthday and we will name him. The hare will be One Dog Sleeping. On-on. Psychodrunk