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The name says it all for this hash. The hashers were Follows Children (hare), One Dog Sleeping, Karaoke Porn Star, Sushi Cow Girl, Meowjob, Texas Tea Bag, and for a very brief showing Pink Sausage. Late cummers were Psychodrunk and Happy SM. The hash started from Nimitz Park late due to the hare cumming late. The hare made the fatal mistake of telling the hounds where the trail would end so we immediately called hare away before he made any more verbal mistakes. 12 minutes later hounds away were called. Yes, there were only American hounds/hare in the group today; all of our famed Japanese hashers are now backsliders! Not having the Japanese guidance available to help us navigate was definitely against us today. The trail would go past the Ginza and soon off into the hills on the far side of 35. Around the bend and thru the first of many playgrounds the trail would go (the hounds soon new why Follows Children got his name). After many intersections and check backs the trail would come back onto 35 where the hounds would see Texas Tea Bag up ahead, his keen senses had led him thru a short cut. TTB leading the way the rest of the hounds would follow. Soon the trail was headed up a hill with a +++> sign made from the white markings on the highway to show the way. Up around the corner, and past another playground the trail would go. Just a little farther and beer near was laid. Follows Children had gotten thirsty and led the hounds to the roof of his house for some well needed beer to replenished lost fluids. After looking over the modest view hares away was called and 11 minutes later hounds away. The hounds soon found the trail leading thru many sidewalks and intersections. Sushi Cow Girl would be the first to become lost by choosing the wrong direction at an intersection. But remembering what the hare had mistakenly told the hounds SCG would find a shortcut and be back on the trail ahead of the rest of the hounds. The rest of the hounds tried to follow his trail but due to SCG’s failure to mark properly the hounds would get off trail, but have no fear, they all remembered the hares mistake and would make there own shortcuts to Sasebo park! Down downs started with a f%#^off for TTB who was late for meeting Pink Sausage who decided not to run today. The hare then did down downs for his trail violations and admitting he was almost lost. There was more than on social called since all the hounds decided to make shortcuts vice follow the trail. The kangaroo court would vote and decide these shortcuts were not actual violations and are allowed but decided it is a good reason to call a social anyway. Swing low was call and the HHH would go in peace. Onon started at the kebab stand where Psychodrunk would meet us then lead us to The River Rock. Happy SM would find us here and lead us all to Playmates. The hounds started departing but a few would make their way to Makati for one last onon. We all hope to see more of our Japanese hashers next month as the kangaroo court voted the hash is much better with them cumming out with us. Onon Sushi Cow Girl
Nov 17, 2010
Hashers today were Texas T-Bag, Pink Sausage, Psychodrunk, Puppy Face Off, Naga Suck Me, Follows Children, Happy SM, Juon, One Dog Sleeping, Strike Out, AKA Gay, NFN Yuki, NFN Tony, NFN Stephen, Spincter, Sushi Cow Girl, Eiffel of Penis and late cummer Lesbian Butt Frower. The trail marks started at Huis Ten Bosch train station and led to the road where the hare, Texas-T-Bag, was waiting to brief the hounds. After a brief non-informative talk hares away was called and Texas-T-Bag was off. Pink Sausage would be the driver for today’s hash, the hounds did not yet know why, but before departing she offered us all a refreshing beverage. 12 minutes later hounds away were called and off the pack went along the river. The trail soon turned toward the mountain and the hounds began to search, after Happy SM checked the train tunnel the pack would find the trail leading up the stairs and across the road. Soon the trail was in the shiggy and going straight up the hill. After a few rock obstacles the hounds found themselves in the bamboo forest. Immediately it was obvious the bamboo resembled an
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Run 362 was hared by Psychodrunk who would disappoint the hounds from the beginning. The Hare decided to cum late and was not prepared. The hounds had to push the hare so we could make the 1228 train, 2 stops later we were ready for chalk talk and found the hare had failed to bring enough chalk for all the hounds. After chalk talk we held a hash flash and called hare away. The hounds would share what little chalk was provided to navigate the lame trail. The trail would immediately begin to go up hills and steps, along the way the hounds found themselves going into the shiggy until another road was found that led up the hill. Then a boob check was laid at which point the front running bastards waited for the rest of the hounds in hash style. At this point two of our hounds, Screw Drive Her, and virgin NFN Shioko, would make the ultimate sacrifice and decide to call off the chase because the heat was too much to bear. The trail would go right into the shiggy and elude the hounds for more than 20 minutes. After many cobwebs, sticks and stones, the hounds would find the true trail +++> mark and continue up the mountain road. Right around the corner the trail would make a sharp right turn into the shiggy once again. After a few minutes the hare was at his first beer check and there was no beer in sight, very disappointing. Hare away was called and the hare left just as the hornets would cum out to play. Sushi Cow Girl, after being stung in the back 2 times would call hounds away and down the road we would go. A few minutes later “H2O near” is sited and the hare would have hash cash ready to hydrate the hounds. Sushi Cow Girl would crawl to the hydrator just in time! Once again the hare was off and 12 minutes later hounds away was called. This time the hounds had enough and decided to set a trap for the hare. Yes SNARED HARE was within the hounds reach; we had worn him down with our skillful approach. After documenting the event the hare was given 6 minutes and off went the hounds. The hare laid a trail back to the train station because the hounds had worn him out. Not to be discouraged hounds, Oohlala, Sushi Cow Girl, NFN Nate, and virgin NFN Gonzo would choose to run back to Sasebo Park and beat the hare who was on the train being closely watched by the rest of the hounds.
Down downs would be held at Sasebo Park where Screw Drive Her would re-join the pack and Sushi Cow Girl would use tech to ensure virgin Shioko made it home safely and in good spirits. Multiple down downs would be had by all, Psychodrunk for being snared and laying a horrible trail. The virgins, NFN Gonzo, brothers NFN Yoshi and NFN Hirokazu (visiting from Fukuoka). Celebrating for catching the hare was WooWooWoo and NFN Nate. Virgin NFN Gonzo for departing early and the late cummers JJ Jet Plane with his side kick NFN Yoshi. Sphincter would cum late and complete a down down to bless new cranial gear. Analversaries for 10 hashes were Sushi Cow Girl and WooWooWoo.
Other hashers in attendance today; One Dog Sleeping, Strikeout, Juon, NFN Yuki, and Ginger Bread Dildo.
The kangaroo court voted and this cumming weekend will be a double since some of our hashers will be temporarily departing and it is HAPPY SM!’s birthday. So Saturday will be a bar to bar, the hare COULD BE YOU! Then Sunday will be a regular run hared by Sushi Cow Girl and co-hare NFN Nate they promise a trail that every virgin will enjoy so do your recruiting this week! Watch the web for times and meeting places.
Onon Sushi Cow Girl