Hash Trash 2010 September 26 Trail Was Shitty But Beer Was Good

Sunday’s hash turned out perfect, perfect weather and an awesome trail to hash. Texas T-bag was the hare for this particular hash. Unfortunately for all of us Sasebo Hashers, Texas T-bag hared it Tokyo style, but of course our keen sense as hounds helped us overcome the many obstacles. The course started off at Sasebo’s main train station. We formed up and hopped the next train to Haiki Station, where we followed Tokyo style arrows to the starting point. Participants included: One Dog Sleeping, Strike Out, Happy SM (She finally decided to stop backsliding), Ju-On (late arrival with a hangover), Psychodrunk, Pedo-Kazu, Gingerbread Dildo, No Name Yuki (to be named at her next hash), and Muff Diver (A visitor from our sister city Albuquerque, who previously hashed in the Middle East). Pink Sausage also joined us, but she was in charge of transporting the spirits. Hare away was called and Texas T-bag set out to mark his puzzling Tokyo markings. 12 minutes was given for the hare to get a head (“Head! Who said Head…). The pack set out at the usual walking pace for an additional three minutes. After 3 minutes of walking we found ourselves completely confused with the Tokyo markings. No time to enjoy the scenic views, since we had to study the pavement puzzle. After a few Check Backs with no number, we started getting used to this foreign system. After many checkpoints and a Mario Brothers’ type river crossing, we found ourselves at the foot of a hill climb, marked Beer Near 70 meters. We set up the hill and after about 200 meters (I guess meters are longer in Tokyo), we arrived at the scenic beer check, Biasutopu Dam. We soon discovered a fellow hasher was nowhere in sight, Ju-On was running his own trail somewhere. Psychodrunk used Tech on Trail and called Ju-On by cell. Unfortunately when Ju-On came into sight he was on the wrong side of the river and had to back track to the crossing. After 25 minutes Ju-On arrived and we immediately called “Hounds Away”. After a long run down the mountain we crossed a rice field and spotted a message from the hare that said: De Ja Vu. We soon understood when we saw another rock crossing across the river. A leisurely city run brought us to a stairway to hell. After the long traverse up the stairs, we continued on to the finish and Psychodrunk, the front running bastard signed in at 1600. The hare finished at 1530 and was not caught thanks to Ju-On’s sight seeing detour. The circle was set and down downs began. Of course the hare drank for such a shitty trail. Two participants (Happy SM and Pedo-Kazu) would drink from their shoes, Happy for washing her shoes before the run and Pedo-Kazu for wearing new “Toilet” shoes. Gingerbread Dildo asked to be renamed, he said his name was too long, (or the dildo was too long, not sure). We asked a few questions and told the wanker to go away and the kangaroo court began. After tossing a few names around, only one stuck: Akagay. In Japanese this means Red hair as I understand, but being hashers, we gave it a little twist, so now and forever more, Gingerbread Dildo will be known as, “A.K.A.Gay”. Swing Low was sung and onon brought us to the Curry House, CoCo Ichibanya at 1800. After a nice plate of curry we decided the ononon would be Play Mates and we car pooled to our next beverage stand. Onononon for a few was Makati Bar. Onon, One Dog Sleeping