#525 Beer & BBQ run 2013 年 7月 20日

Present: Sushi Cow Girl, Chainsaw Assacre, Whiny The POO, Suck My Gumballs, Psychodrunk, Permission 2 Cum Aboard, NFN’s Kazumi, Yuka

Hare: Texas T-Bag

So it was a good gathering for the hash, 8 hashers + the hare. The start of Huis Ten Bosch Station was a familiar trodden ground we have all been to before. Yes including big time back slider Whiny The POO.

Hare away, so much for staying in the shade as it were. So as it were that Psychodrunk & SMG took off up the stairs before the 12 minutes, citing the need of using the bathroom. So after the 12 minutes passed it was hounds away:

Intersection at the top of the stairs was the obvious path to take across the bridge. On-On towards the main attractions of the Dutch settlement. But across the parking lot starting towards the grandmaster’s residence. Weaving and bobbing thru traffic at a parking lot exit was chainsaw cutting across back and forth to be seen by the rest of the pack. Upon a running jump start it looked like he was gonna leap over onto the other side, but instead nearly fell into the ditch.

A sharp right turn before the main entrance took us out to the main drag. Then across the street and up to some stairs. On-On was the usual front runners, O’er the river and thru the woods to the hash house we go.

Moving right along the pack came up unto a loop around, that of which Texas T-bag is known for At which point was where Chainsaw & SMG were lost and shortcut back to the start. As it turned out from the intersection now there the proper path was straight from where the loop ended. Leading further up the mountain.

To which a roadkilled snake was found. Somebody had the bright idea to circle it in chalk w/ “Don’t Tread On Me” (way to late as it were) Also a head on a pole (Head, who said head?) I however digress. Thus at which point of the finish, where all but CA/SMG was there.

Super short circle was conducted (22 minutes precisely) On-On to the Hotel Lorelei onsen then Hotel Nikko for Nomihodai / Tabehodai Yaki Niku. Did everybody see chainsaw down his draft beer in 5 seconds, cause he will not be doing that anytime soon.

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 #524 Academic Run  2013年 7月14日

Present: Texas T-Bag, Sushi Cowgirl, Beaver Fister, Chainsaw Assacre
Hare: Psychodrunk

I wasn’t quite sure how this hash would go. Suspecting a small turnout, but sort of surprised that there was 4. Longer of a train ride than SMG’s previous trail we hopped off @ (大学駅) University Station. A Sasebo HHH 1^st as it were.

To what point and purpose was it dubbed the Academic run I still pondered. As it turns out that (大学駅) was the stop nearby the Prefecture University for (長崎) Nagasaki.

Off topic am I, At the start here comes our gracious beer stop hostess, and bag storage attendee. Upon the conclusion of the pre-game beer, it was hares away. 12 minutes later it was the hounds, then 3 minutes the race was on, or hot pursuit if you prefer.

On-On thru around and over the 1^st rice paddy, unto a BT. But that didn’t stop chainsaw from hopping the ditch then the guard rail to get right back on track. Moving along while dodging traffic and ditch drop offs we followed the “scent”.

Up to a fork on the hill SCG went right, Chainsaw went left, Beaver was stationary, and I can only figure that T-Bag was short cutting as usual. On-On was chainsaw, got so far out in front, he was all by his lonesome.

Even up unto the 1^st beer stop where as he didn’t even get a beer!!! (SAY IT ISNT SO) Pressing forth, to the shaggy. Hence to the pack’s surprise there was not very much thereof, or stairs for that matter.

Hot as hell, it can only be imagined that Chainsaw was delirious as he did not make his usual pack arrows. It were so hot that Chainsaw stopped by the waterfall for a bird bath where he had a would be near  fatal encounter w/ a mamushi (まむし).

At the near summit of MT Yumihari, was the 2^nd beer stop where Beaver Fister met up w/ chainsaw. After a few refreshing brews the 2 hounds pressed on down the mountain. About 2/3 of the way down, There was the hare snare. (Chainsaw tagged the hare on the bus stop sign).

Noteworthy infractions: CA for not drinking a beer at stop #1, BF & Psychodrunk for use of nerd names, hmm what else?

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#523 Patriotic  Bar 2 Bar   2013 年 7月 6日

Present: Psychodrunk, Sushi Cow Girl, ODS, Suck My Gumballs, Texas T-Bag,
Late Cummers: Chainsaw Assacre, Aussie Chakura, Captain Jack Swallows, Ballerina Boo Boo
Hare(s) / Bars:
(1)    ODS: Anchor Club
(2)    Psycho Drunk: Akekiyo (明清）
(3)    Chainsaw: Bunny Bar
(4)    Sushi: Tequila Bar
(5)    Texas T-Bag: Playmates
(6)    SMG / CA : After 5
(7)    CJS / AC: Tamo Tako
(8)    Psychodrunk: Bar Vent
(9)    Psychodrunk : Sasaya
(10) Sushi: Park Slope

On- Away to the damn rain that was on and off earlier in the day, it was that of which prompted cancellation of the scheduled trash pickup.  Voted on by the Kangaroo Court members initially present. SO it would be as established, that ODS would hare 1^st.
 
Hare away ODS would chalk his way to Anchor, where aplenty of beer to drink and darts to throw were in the mix. Thus included with other sorts of debaucheries.

Psychodrunk was erected to go next, While the hounds were following the loop around beaten trail as it were this be where Chainsaw entered into the fray. This was enroute to ____________. Our suspicion was that Pyschodrunk was starved. Having already eaten  dinner. Chainsaw Assacre took the chalk to blaze trail while the others were eating.

Said trail was not to hard to follow, quite predictable actually. More to Follow on that. Keeping with the Patriotic theme, Bar #4 was Bunny bar and raher a good choice considering that the barmaids were in traditional wear of Yukata. To boot ODS, made mention that Chainsaw cost him 100¥. All be it the start of a new Bar 2 bar tradition of wagering on where the next hare goes? We shall see. I vote in favor of mind you.

Following up Sushi cow girl was next up, which took us to tequila bar in Lil Manila as I like to refer to it. Thus where latecummers Captain & Aussie joined in. Next bet was placed. Texas T-Bag away.

Playmates was the choice as It was to T-bag’s surprise that either snowball and / or Flash Flower remembered him. Chainsaw won the wager, in turn he used the prize for his beer. CJS / Aussie took were erected next as they took us to Tamo tako .

The rest being a blur after Ballerina Boo-Boo joined us, Psycho went for 8 and 9 to bar vent then Bamboo House. Sushi Then took us to Park slope for swing low and more beer. 10 Bars in total and wild debaucherous times aplenty were had. All in all it was a good night. 

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#522    2013年  6月  30日  Sushi Pick Up Jackpot Run

Present: ODS, Cliffhanger, Sushi Cow Girl, Beaver Fister,

1^st Hare: Sushi (Cliffhanger)
2^nd Hare: CH /  Sushi
Latecummer: Chainsaw Assacre, Psychodrunk

On this hot as hell day, Chainsaw decided to sleep in, or did he? Anyhow I digress. As it is unimportant now. Chainsaw eventually got there & joined up w/ the pack along 35. Thru the sweltering, sweating & otherwise miserable humidity we found our way across the 4 way overpass.

Passing the post office then up some stairs to the Thai restaurant, where there was no beer stop to make up for the absent minded blunder of the highball stop. For shame on you Sushi. Moving right along, It was finally going downhill or so we thought. Thru the shiggy? Unfortunately, not this time.

It wasn’t too long before the hounds were lead past a shrine & a storm runoff which looks like a makeshift waterfall, and a bathroom that allegedly had no TP. For more details ask ODS. (The old Brown Dog went pppphhhhtttt up against the wall) 

From that point we noticed, cliffhanger trying to signal us, but we could not make out what he was saying, so we made it look like we was walking away to see which way he was saying to go. Right then, as it were or rather something like that, Beaver & Chainsaw moving right along passing hotel Cara, where the idea was mentioned for renting out the hot tub on the roof & throwing a party.

On-On, It was noticed that in vicinity of ???  Hospital was where Cliffhanger had snared the hare. But elected to co hare as he was not so familiar with the part of Sasebo he was in. As BF and Chainsaw descended the mountain, we  noticed that none of the intersections were marked. To the above reason was noted as to why.

So as it turns out ODS did not just short cut back to the park as we had suspected. However to make note of another occurrence, It was beaver fister who noticed Captain Jack Swallows and who we suspected was Aussie Chakra. Much to our dismay they did not join us.

Shortly thereafter It was none other than Psychodrunk to join us. For the rest of Down Downs. During of which we were invited to a party @ Golf Bar Lagg for the on-on. Which turned out to be an enjoyable experience for all.

Far from professional golfers we are, but that didn’t stop us from having a food drink and an otherwise good time all around. Note to Chainsaw Assacre: IT”S A GOLFBALL, NOT A HOCKEY PUCK!!!

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#521 Hasher TV Run  2013年 6 月 23日

Present: BMW, TTB, CA, SMG, Romanian Steamer, Golden Steamer, Beaver Fister, SCG, Happy SM, Aussie Chakura, Captain Jack Swallows,

Hare: Psychodrunk   Sasebo TV MC: Sphincter
Snare: Beaver Fister
Latecummer: ODS

On-On we gather here today for the join in debaucheries that is the Sasebo Hash House Harriers, and free press from Sasebo TV also. Imagine that. More to Follow on that later.

Live from Kitasasebo, it’s Hashers night live!!! From the start as Psychodrunk looked all out of sorts during the initial interview, it was noted that he forgot to place a no blow in front of them cemetery. As he took off of course we all attempted to use the various tactics to delay the hare to no avail.

On-On and off the beaten downtrodden path to somewhat un hashed streets as it were, we were moving along thru CB’s BT’s and true trails aplenty. Whoops, I almost forgot to mention the shortcutters. Shame on me.

Progressing up and down the mountain thru residential streets and so forth, the pack came upon an intersection that we eventually figured out lead into the 1^st shaggy patch. Little did we suspect that at the top of the hill was the camera-crew was there to “bushwhack” the pack, so to speak.

Further around the bend was the next shaggy path where some have already been before going the opposite direction. Also having a near fall to death. Where the climb up the concrete was steep and slick from the rain we pursued. Down Down the other side of shaggy was the beaten path where Chainsaw spotted the wascawwy wabbit, but got sidebarred on the street down thru the tunnel and lost was the hare.

Thus was not the case for beaver, he eventually snared the hare at a would be CB. Closely behind was chainsaw. As the 5 minute had elapsed it was On-On again towards Central Sasebo, thru a nearby shrine up towards the observatory, or so we thought.

As the main concentration of hounds made their way towards the finish at Nimitz, we encountered the TV crew again. On-in for the BEER!!! Finished was most of the hashers except for say you Romanian Steamer, who we thought went back to the start.

Noteworthy infractions: Chainsaw: smoking in circle / trail, nearly falling down the mountain side again! Losing sight of the hare. ODS: smoking in circle, Sphincter, BMW, ODS, Pink Sausage etc… backsliders, ODS: latecummer, Happy SM: for disconnecting the mic from the camera.

Noteworthy praise: Texas T-bag for the excellent homebrew.

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