Nov 30, 2010

Hash Trash 2010 November 28 ALL AMERICAN HASH

The name says it all for this hash. The hashers were Follows Children (hare), One Dog Sleeping, Karaoke Porn Star, Sushi Cow Girl, Meowjob, Texas Tea Bag, and for a very brief showing Pink Sausage. Late cummers were Psychodrunk and Happy SM. The hash started from Nimitz Park late due to the hare cumming late. The hare made the fatal mistake of telling the hounds where the trail would end so we immediately called hare away before he made any more verbal mistakes. 12 minutes later hounds away were called. Yes, there were only American hounds/hare in the group today; all of our famed Japanese hashers are now backsliders! Not having the Japanese guidance available to help us navigate was definitely against us today. The trail would go past the Ginza and soon off into the hills on the far side of 35. Around the bend and thru the first of many playgrounds the trail would go (the hounds soon new why Follows Children got his name). After many intersections and check backs the trail would come back onto 35 where the hounds would see Texas Tea Bag up ahead, his keen senses had led him thru a short cut. TTB leading the way the rest of the hounds would follow. Soon the trail was headed up a hill with a +++> sign made from the white markings on the highway to show the way. Up around the corner, and past another playground the trail would go. Just a little farther and beer near was laid. Follows Children had gotten thirsty and led the hounds to the roof of his house for some well needed beer to replenished lost fluids. After looking over the modest view hares away was called and 11 minutes later hounds away. The hounds soon found the trail leading thru many sidewalks and intersections. Sushi Cow Girl would be the first to become lost by choosing the wrong direction at an intersection. But remembering what the hare had mistakenly told the hounds SCG would find a shortcut and be back on the trail ahead of the rest of the hounds. The rest of the hounds tried to follow his trail but due to SCG’s failure to mark properly the hounds would get off trail, but have no fear, they all remembered the hares mistake and would make there own shortcuts to Sasebo park! Down downs started with a f%#^off for TTB who was late for meeting Pink Sausage who decided not to run today. The hare then did down downs for his trail violations and admitting he was almost lost. There was more than on social called since all the hounds decided to make shortcuts vice follow the trail. The kangaroo court would vote and decide these shortcuts were not actual violations and are allowed but decided it is a good reason to call a social anyway. Swing low was call and the HHH would go in peace. Onon started at the kebab stand where Psychodrunk would meet us then lead us to The River Rock. Happy SM would find us here and lead us all to Playmates. The hounds started departing but a few would make their way to Makati for one last onon. We all hope to see more of our Japanese hashers next month as the kangaroo court voted the hash is much better with them cumming out with us. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 November 20 Bar-to-bar (no title)

As the late cummers came, the hash grew so that we took over every bar we went to. The Hashers were Sushi Cow Girl, Follows Children, One Dog Sleeping, Nagasuckme, Eye Full of (Eiffel) Penis, Meow Job, Puppy Face Off, Psychodrunk, NFN Mollie, NFN Alex, NFN Brandon, NFN Ryan, NFN Jessie and NFN Sachi. Meow Job was the hare for the first 5 bars. There were clearly not enough intersections, and the hounds did not get lost at all. However, after many BT's and question marks, Sushi Cow Girl was able to track Meow Job all the way to Dolphin's. There the hounds refreshed and then they were out the door again, getting lost on their way to Shooters. It was there that a wave of late cummers arrived, Eiffel Penis arrived with his virgins, and Follows Children brought his virgin. They tried to follow the trail, but as FC said "I lost the trail when I was at a four-way intersection where there were 3 question marks and a BT." Forced into "tech on trail," all hounds were united. From there we went off to our third bar, but Meow Job illustrated his great skill in counting and labeled it as our fourth. There is a reason, apparently, that it is only an Army of One. That did not stop the hounds, and we were off to Playmates were we ran into Snowball, Flash Flower, NFN Amy, and AKA Gay. After much rejoicing and hash drinking, Meow Job was off again. He led the hounds on an exceptionally short trail to Laguna, followed by Makati where he was fired from being the hare for too many hills and not enough intersections. Sushi Cow Girl was erected to lay the next trail after secretly scheming with Puppy Face Off. Sushi Cow Girl led us a block away to River Rock, were the hounds continued to drink and howl. Puppy Face Off was erected to lay the next trail with the assistance of Sushi Cow Girl. They successfully laid a trail where no bar to bar hash had gone before. Half out the door and half inside the bar, Sushi Cow Girl, in pure cinematic fashion, announced "ROADS!! Where were going, we don't need roads." They were off. The hounds had no problem following Puppy Face Off, as his bright yellow shirt lit up the night. It was no ordinary bar; it was Sasebo Park with 15 Chu Hi provided by Sushi Cow Girl. It was there that the hashers learned that it takes exactly 15 cans to make an ON ON arrow out of beer. Despite their best efforts, both hares were fired, and One Dog Sleeping led the pack to Polos. It was there that Puppy Face Off sang "Oh Darling" to Follows Children with helpful howling from the pack. With all the space, the whole group sat and drank, but that was not hashing fashion, it was on to the next bar. The hounds were off, but the run has turned into a stumble, arriving at Marie's II, we all enjoyed a few pitchers. Only after a game of pool, and songs, the hounds were off to Gramophone, It took four tables combined to seat the group. It was there that we were happy to see Happy SM, who was saving her voice if not her energy. After a toast, we were finally off to our final bar. It was at Bunny that we finally swung low, and the hash left in a drunken peace. Puppy Face Off

Nov 17, 2010

Hash Trash 2010 November 14 MIKAN TRAIL OF SAKE!

Hashers today were Texas T-Bag, Pink Sausage, Psychodrunk, Puppy Face Off, Naga Suck Me, Follows Children, Happy SM, Juon, One Dog Sleeping, Strike Out, AKA Gay, NFN Yuki, NFN Tony, NFN Stephen, Spincter, Sushi Cow Girl, Eiffel of Penis and late cummer Lesbian Butt Frower. The trail marks started at Huis Ten Bosch train station and led to the road where the hare, Texas-T-Bag, was waiting to brief the hounds. After a brief non-informative talk hares away was called and Texas-T-Bag was off. Pink Sausage would be the driver for today’s hash, the hounds did not yet know why, but before departing she offered us all a refreshing beverage. 12 minutes later hounds away were called and off the pack went along the river. The trail soon turned toward the mountain and the hounds began to search, after Happy SM checked the train tunnel the pack would find the trail leading up the stairs and across the road. Soon the trail was in the shiggy and going straight up the hill. After a few rock obstacles the hounds found themselves in the bamboo forest. Immediately it was obvious the bamboo resembled an Iowa cornfield because Sushi Cow Girl gracefully led the way! Down the mountain the trail would go and out onto a road. At the intersection once again Follows Children thinks he hears kids and bolts off in the wrong direction ahead of the pack. Before reaching the intersection Puppy Face Off would spot the hare heading up the next hill, after signaling the pack off we went. Puppy Face Off would catch up and have a hare snare at precisely 1445. The hounds would then give the hare 10 minutes and off we went. Soon the trail would lead into a Mikan grove and disappear, after a few minutes of searching the bad trail sign would be found under a rock, the hare was getting creative as to not get caught twice!! The true trail was shortly found on the road leading up the mountain and around many Mikan groves. Soon an unusual sign was found but Psychodrunk would inform the other hounds this was a sign for string beans that were growing next to the trail. Down the hill we would go into a parking lot where Pink Sausage was waiting with beer and directing all the hounds to take a tour of the Sake factory. The tour would end with free Sake tasting for all the hounds. Thinking this was the end, the hounds made sure to taste all the different types of Sake and get their fill. Then the hare informed us the second leg was about to begin and up the mountain we went. Again passing many Mikan groves until coming down the mountain and getting a tour of a cave that was built to house school kids during WWII. The trail would end close by at a park next to the train station where many down downs would be made and Sushi Cow Girl would get a ride on the local skunk. A special down down would be called for Strikeout who is leaving us in search of new hashes around the world. Also a NFN Stephen would be named MEOWJOB and then time to go to the train station. Swing low is called at the station just prior to the train arriving. Onon would be held at Playmates where Lesbian Butt Frower would join the hash and be re-named FLASH FLOWER. Also NFN Yuki would be named SNOWBALL. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Nov 10, 2010

Hash Trash 2010 October 30 The Out of Control Halloween Bar-to-Bar

Typhoon No.14 was forecast to hit Sasebo this weekend, but we were spared with fare weather. The hare for this hash was One Dog Sleeping and his co-hare was NFN Steven. The hounds consisted of: Nagasuckme, Strike Out, A.K.A.Gay, Psychodrunk, NFN Tony, NFN Teddy, NFN Jeff, NFN Jesse and NFN Sachi. All participants showed up in various costumes, but un-expectantly it looked like a gay parade based on the costumes they picked. The entire group set out for a new starting point, Nagasuckme’s friend was holding a hail and farewell at their apartment near Matsuura Park. Soon after hares away was sounded and the hares were off. The first leg found the hounds once again in their favorite Ginza. The hounds leisurely walked through the Ginza giving out candy to astonished strangers. The trail turned towards 35 at the 7-11 and headed back towards sailor town. After a few intersections to slow the hounds even further the first stop took us to Blue J. Psychodrunk, a.k.a. Ninja arrived first, he actually ran. The remaining hounds arrived about 20 minutes later (2120). Hares away and the second leg found the hounds circling sailor town along the river. After hounding through a small dark alley the second stop, Paradise Island (21:35) was discovered. The third leg led back around sailor town past Makati bar to the right and ended at a new bar named River Rock (2155). Akagay was the first to arrive, only because he noticed the hares in the bar while he was checking an intersection. The remaining hares arrived a few minutes later. Spincter and Happy SM joined us here. The forth leg took us to Makati bar (2240), One dog sleeping had to give the girls change for the bar. Leg number 5 led us to Polo Bar (2308). Here is where the hounds became even more out of control and chaos was the new theme. Karaoke contests were held at almost all of the remaining stops. The virgins were out of control and ignored the advice of the almighty named hashers. Bar number 6 led us to Love Dolls where one of the workers were celebrating her birthday. Happy Birthday was sung by the hashers in hash style. Number 7 was an add on bar, The Westerner (0015), where Karaoke resumed. Bar 8 found us at Snack Rey. Bar 9 (it was getting a little fuzzy at this point, so there may be some errors in the order), Double A. Bar 10 led us to Wendy’s, a.k.a. Oceans, (0120). Bar 11 led us back towards Makati but unrepentantly ended at Laguna, right next door. Our final stop was Play Mates at (0215). A few of the hashers went for onon at Makati and ended their festivities at 0400. Fortunately there was no hash scheduled for the following day! The next hash is scheduled for Sunday November 14th. Onon One Dog Sleeping