Aug 30, 2010
Aug 23, 2010
Run 362 was hared by Psychodrunk who would disappoint the hounds from the beginning. The Hare decided to cum late and was not prepared. The hounds had to push the hare so we could make the 1228 train, 2 stops later we were ready for chalk talk and found the hare had failed to bring enough chalk for all the hounds. After chalk talk we held a hash flash and called hare away. The hounds would share what little chalk was provided to navigate the lame trail. The trail would immediately begin to go up hills and steps, along the way the hounds found themselves going into the shiggy until another road was found that led up the hill. Then a boob check was laid at which point the front running bastards waited for the rest of the hounds in hash style. At this point two of our hounds, Screw Drive Her, and virgin NFN Shioko, would make the ultimate sacrifice and decide to call off the chase because the heat was too much to bear. The trail would go right into the shiggy and elude the hounds for more than 20 minutes. After many cobwebs, sticks and stones, the hounds would find the true trail +++> mark and continue up the mountain road. Right around the corner the trail would make a sharp right turn into the shiggy once again. After a few minutes the hare was at his first beer check and there was no beer in sight, very disappointing. Hare away was called and the hare left just as the hornets would cum out to play. Sushi Cow Girl, after being stung in the back 2 times would call hounds away and down the road we would go. A few minutes later “H2O near” is sited and the hare would have hash cash ready to hydrate the hounds. Sushi Cow Girl would crawl to the hydrator just in time! Once again the hare was off and 12 minutes later hounds away was called. This time the hounds had enough and decided to set a trap for the hare. Yes SNARED HARE was within the hounds reach; we had worn him down with our skillful approach. After documenting the event the hare was given 6 minutes and off went the hounds. The hare laid a trail back to the train station because the hounds had worn him out. Not to be discouraged hounds, Oohlala, Sushi Cow Girl, NFN Nate, and virgin NFN Gonzo would choose to run back to Sasebo Park and beat the hare who was on the train being closely watched by the rest of the hounds.
Down downs would be held at Sasebo Park where Screw Drive Her would re-join the pack and Sushi Cow Girl would use tech to ensure virgin Shioko made it home safely and in good spirits. Multiple down downs would be had by all, Psychodrunk for being snared and laying a horrible trail. The virgins, NFN Gonzo, brothers NFN Yoshi and NFN Hirokazu (visiting from Fukuoka). Celebrating for catching the hare was WooWooWoo and NFN Nate. Virgin NFN Gonzo for departing early and the late cummers JJ Jet Plane with his side kick NFN Yoshi. Sphincter would cum late and complete a down down to bless new cranial gear. Analversaries for 10 hashes were Sushi Cow Girl and WooWooWoo.
Other hashers in attendance today; One Dog Sleeping, Strikeout, Juon, NFN Yuki, and Ginger Bread Dildo.
The kangaroo court voted and this cumming weekend will be a double since some of our hashers will be temporarily departing and it is HAPPY SM!’s birthday. So Saturday will be a bar to bar, the hare COULD BE YOU! Then Sunday will be a regular run hared by Sushi Cow Girl and co-hare NFN Nate they promise a trail that every virgin will enjoy so do your recruiting this week! Watch the web for times and meeting places.
Onon Sushi Cow Girl
Aug 9, 2010
Run 360 is the 2nd annual red dress run requested this year by Straight Edge. We called Hares (Straight Edge with Happy SM! As co-hare) away at 1225 from JR Sasebo station. After a photo shoot with a couple lovely Japanese girls hounds away was called. A brief tour of the piers then the hounds found the trail and started heading up the hill. Behind the church then up the stairs the trail would go. The day was rather warm so the hares laid a trail up many stairs in hopes to lose the hounds. The hounds would have none of that and soon found themselves calling a social for beverages. The hounds are off and just around the corner the hares had laid a beer check. After documenting the lady like drinks for all the red dress hounds, off we went and started heading down hill. Meeting many locals who were having a great time admiring our breathtaking outfits. After a couple of stops to sing songs the trail would intersect 35 and turn to the left. At this point it is clear this trail does not have enough hills and entirely too few steps! The hares would not disappoint for long as the trail makes a right turn and heads straight up hill. The trail leads to Tenjin Park for the finish and down downs. The Hares would do multiple down downs for trail violations, most notably writing finish then having an intersection and chad to go to the true finish. Juon would be crowned with Front Running Bastard and charged with having a pink dress instead of red as instructed. Iphonecator would do a down down for having new shoes. Sphincter as a returning hasher, had a great excuse but the kangaroo court would vote to have him drink anyway. ODS would have multiple charges as a backslider and failing to be a co-hare as he promised on a previous hash with nothing but a lame excuse. Analversaries included Sphincter for 300 hashes, KP for 25 hashes, ODS for 10 hashes, and Juon for 5. Happy SM! was voted as the new song mister as she happily accepted. Kangaroo court had a long agonizing vote and in the end Strikeout would be voted as the RED DRESS QUEEN!!!
Onon, to make Sushi Cow Girl very happy, would lead to Seajack sushi where the customers and staff would admire our beautiful outfits. The off to find why fellow hashers had fail to show we stopped at Grammaphone, Playmates, and finished a Makati’s. Onon Sushi Cow Girl