Hash Trash 2010 April 25 Stairway to Hell

Our policy objective to collect more than twenty people has been achieved last Sunday. It is entirely due to our persistent recruit campaign. I would like to thank you all for your cooperation and support. Psychodrunk, the hypersadistic trail master laid another shitty ass trail. The trail started at Senpukuji station of MR local train line. To tell the truth, this trail was a rehash of the old trail on January 24th when only five hounds showed up. The pack took off up the street, into a tiny shrine, down the stairs, up the stairs to a residential area, descended through another tiny shrine. Crossing the route 204, the pack hit another stairs to Sairenji temple, and then proceeded into the shiggy. Since I hared I do not know much about what happened on trail but I think the shiggy part was a little too heavy as my brand-new samurai sword was of no use at all. The pack escaped out of the shaggy into alleyways. The dead tired pack couldn’t help using a technology on trail. We finished at Yamanota station. FRB (Front Running Bastard) was Texas T-Bag, the only racist at the end. DFL (Dead Fucking Last) was NFN Kaz who got literally lost while peeing on trail so took a vehicle to Sasebo Park. We eventually migrated Sasebo Park for down-down. Thirsty crowd received Sphincter, the GM/Beer Meister and the circle began. After a quick demonstration by Straight Edge, five virgins became Sasebo hashers. NFN John was on his 5th run, so he got called up and told some stories. He was finally christened “One Dog Sleeping” after his doggy style in a closet experience. And the fourth time harriet NFN Kana was also named "Toilet Shoes" because she made the mistake of wearing toilet slippers during down-down. The circle was finally closed with various versions of Swing Low. OnOn Psychodrunk