Mar 13, 2013

#500 Hash Trash 2013 2 10 Anal-versary run

Present: Suck My Gumballs, Chainsaw Assacre, Pedo-Kazu, e-kimochi, Romanian Steamer, Tur-cocka-tron, Whiny The POO, Texas T-bag, Akage, Captain Jack Swallows, Sphincter, NFN’s Tim, Elmo & Yukiko.
Hare (s): Psychodrunk , Sphincter, Texas T-Bag
Late cummers: Happy Sm, Spongebath No Pants

            It was quite a fashionable gathering for the not so usual bunch of misfits, a grand turnout of 15. It was the long anticipated event of the Sasebo kennel “hash”tory & it was epic, well sort of.

            Gathering just below the Huis Ten Bosch station was the pack to discover the last minute change of plans. That being our very own GM was partaking as co-hare. It was a usual route to start out to say the least, but as we looped around back to the start to find Sphincter was allegedly captured by T-bag. Along comes chainsaw in pursuit of Psychodrunk to lead across the bridge towards what we all thought was gonna be the free zone.

            Guess again. Turns out we were cutting thru the parking lot heading, head who said head…. Anyhow before going off on a tangent, Tur-cocka-tron & chainsaw Was again on the wrongside of the river as the devious bastard psycho had crossed the bridge looping around a playground.

            There we noticed Texas, short-cutting as usual was seemingly lost, as TCT & I were catching up we noticed the grandmaster waving at us from across the river. Maybe that was part of Psychodrunk’s plan all along. Further along was a pair of abandoned bicycles where Chainsaw decided to leave a message for Pedo not to steal them.

            A lil while later TCT & Chainsaw caught up with T-bag @ a boob check, where he allegedly been waiting for nearly 15 minutes, so we all decided to remedy that knowing that the b-iatches were @ least a ½ hour behind.

            Thru the shaggy maze past all the towers & down to the sake stop, Texas & TCT  decided to draw a chalk outline & Chainsaw thoughtfully included (しにがみ) (reaper) pointing towards the chalk outline. After the sake stop, Psycho took off again only to be discovered hunched over in agony. Fake injury we decided. So Texas T-bag took over as the hare & was soon caught by SMG & TCT.

            Thus forth SMG had fucked off. Only T-bag, TCT & chainsaw would finish the nearly 20k trail as the rest auto-hashed. Other noteworthy violations: Well who could say?

Chainsaw Assacre

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