Mar 26, 2013

#507 Hash Trash 2013 3 24 Whiny’s by Proxy Pick Up

Present: Chainsaw Assacre, Psychodrunk, Beaver Fister, Whiny The POO, “SKY” Rim-Job, NFN Scott
Hares / Snares:
#1 Whiny / SkyRim-job : BF / CA / NFN Scott
#2 Whiny / NFN Scott: BF / CA
#3 Beaver Fister / Chainsaw Assacre
#4 Chainsaw Assacre-  To the Sort Of Finish
Late-Cummer(s) : Captain Jack Swallows, Pai Pan, NFN Yukiko

So there we were, having returned to a regular “Scene of the Crime” so to speak. But where is Chainsaw? Hmmm a very intriguing question to say the least. Moving right along, Hare(s) away Whiny & “Sky” Rim-job took off, but then shortly after Chainsaw appeared. The debauchery was to be continued as usual.

12 Minutes has elapsed, hounds away to the 1st intersection going up towards the back side of Sogo Hospital. False trail was heir apparent, thus leading across the bridge towards champion. The pack regrouped about the intersection across from the sun plaza entrance. Chainsaw went left to discover a CB3 leading back to the intersection, say it isn’t so!!

Across 35, thru a shrine onto thru a shrine towards a side road where there was a hash flash aplenty. Across the street towards the ball fields Chainsaw found an on 2 then nothing more. Thus having to cut thru the go kart track to rejoin the pack.

On-On to the top of the hill thru some shaggy leading up to a temple entrance where the hares were spotted along 35. As the speed racing pack hauled ass towards the hares, while playing “frogger”  Caught up to the the rabbits. CA / BF / NFN Scott properly recognized for this honor.

Whiny tried to pawn off the chalk to somebody else, but no dice. “Sky”-rim however did switch out as it was Hares away a 2nd time. To their credit they did find a phantom (working) beer machine. With 4 different sizes of Asahi.

As the pack proceeded towards the top of (やまゆみはり), Chainsaw had found a spent shotgun shell (20 guage). Then Beaver Fister who had spotted the hares, but was made as he took off,  snatching up NFN Scott & Chainsaw snatching up Whiny.

Beaver Fister took over and what was supposed to be 10 minutes, which turned out to be 7, with 3 minutes of walking. This devious rabbit got us on a BT from an intersection. Leading us up towards the summit of (やま しょうかんだけ) Thru the winding path lead to an intersection where Chainsaw would short cut around, to beat the rest of the pack to snare Beaver Fister.

Noteworthy happenings: Chainsaw found the shotgun shell, “Sky” rim-job, NFN Scott, whiny for near death on & off trail. Psychodrunk & Chainsaw for spilling beer, Chainsaw for shortcutting, all the ladies for being late-cummers: Chainsaw & NFN Scott for gaining an Iwakuni Name & NFN Scott who was voted to retain his Iwakuni name of “Permission To CUM Aboard” Last but not least, WTP/SRJ/NN Scott for getting lost.

Chainsaw Assacre

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