May 7, 2012

Hash Trash 2012 May 5 Run #450 Cinco / Drinko / Chinko De Mayo Pub Crawl



Hashers Present: Psychodrunk, Romanian Steamer, Twat Waffle, Chainsaw Assacre, Chocolate Brown Shitstick, Stillborne Ranger, NFN’s Toshi, Eri, & Raymond.
Late cummers: Goat Fuck yourself, One Dog Sleeping, e-Kimchi, Happy SM, NFN Dan, NFN ??, & Guest Hasher Trainboner.
Hare #1:   Psychodrunk, A shitty trail to Torakichi Restaurant
Hare #2:   Psychodrunk again, For a Shitty trail to Anchor
Hare #3:   Twat Waffle, Snared on a bar to bar again?
Hare #3.2  Chainsaw Assacre, overly bragging about a 6th hare snare On-On to  Stand bar Shimezo.
Hare #4     One Dog Sleeping: A craptastic trail to Sexy Girl (Where Happy SM would join the pack)
Hare #5     Goat Fuck Yourself, Semi Devious enroute to Bar Flap.
Hare #6     Happy SM, Thru the Stairway of Twinkle Nishizawa to Takuan No Shippo. Latecummer, e-kimchi joined the pack.
Hare #7+   e-Kimchi/NFN Eri: Debauchery a plenty going to Baypoint.
Hare #8     C.S.S / NFN Raymond: to D’new Makati: for the interrogation & namings:
Hare #9    ??? On-On to the River Rock,
Hare #10  O.D.S, Really snared on such an ubershort shitty trail (I think he did that on Purpose)
Hare #11  C.A A simple turkey trail to Playmates for swing low
Hare #12  ??? for the On-On at ??
It was a pleasant Saturday evening, just as it conveniently happened to be Cinco/Drinko/Chinko De Mayo and a hell of a good reason for a pub crawl in true H3 fashion as we also had honoring us w/ his presence Guest hasher Train Boner (T.B) As chalk talk was completed hares away enroute on a uber long 1st bar trail that would lead us up to & past city hall to Torakichi Restauraunt. Where Psycho would be commended for a S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L, NFN Raymond the would be a speed racing bastard. Romanian Steamer for tech on trail would be given honors via down-down. Then Joined by late cummer, ODS.
Hares away, it’s Psychodrunk again for a not so long run to Anchor bar, where as shortcutting bastard C.A would turn out to be the last bastard in, go f!@#$% figure. Where as we picked up new Hasher NFN Dan. T.B. would be called out / celebrated as an honored guest to the tune of brother hasher while drinking a chu-hai, Thought this was a beer drinking club? As we found out it was the internet that made him cum?
 This time twat waffle, was erected, & his route, would lead us to? Well we have no idea as C.A. spotted the hare & gave chase, Thru a valiant effort to ditch the pursuing hounds T.W was eventually snared, Hare 3.2, Chainsaw would lead the pack to the near far end of Sake town around the bend to Stand bar Shimezo. Down-Downs were celebrated and a good time was had by all.
Next up would be ODS, to take us to Sexy Girl where me met up w/ non-hasher Erin, to meet up w/ Happy SM, unfortunately we had to give a F!@#$ off for Romanian Steamer.
Goat fuck yourself was erected from there and away to Bar Flap: Here it was announced that the Annual Meeting would be at new Makati on Friday the 11th.
Happy SM away to Takuan No Shippo with the Awesome chalk drawing of Stitch in the (head, who said head) I meant the bathroom. R-U? Says e-Kimchi upon her late entrance. As it was a night of  “ANAL-versaries” So we began interrogating NFN’ Raymond & Eri,
E-Kimchi along w/ NFN Eri laid a semi devious trail to baypoint with perhaps some debauchery in there as well? Here is where C.S.S was punished for his heinous new shoes violation, as well as the learning about virgin NFN Dan. TB was also given a proper F!@#$ off.
NFN Raymond and CSS would lead to New Makati for the all to partake in the honored naming tradition, Moving right along, Upon the finish of a rigorous interrogation we learned much, so NFN Raymond now and forever more, you shall be known as  “Bent On Board or B.O.B. NFN Eri now and forever more, you shall be known as “Captain Jack Swallows”
?? Would then lead the hounds to River Rock, as such, well I forget but O.D.S would be #10, Only to supposedly ran out of chalk (or so he says) To Be caught by Goat Fuck yourself, Then an oh fuck it as we ended up in bar paradise. Nearing the end but deciding to go for another round of shitty trail it was Chainsaw away to Playmates to meet up with Frashfrower and Snowball. The End as we do in Hash Tradition, Swing low was sung. “May the Hash Get A Piece” Or So we thought, Whoever strung up trail #12? I guess it was for the On-On.

On-On

Chainsaw Assacre

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