Hashers Present: PsychoDrunk, 3MC, Twat
Waffle, A.K.A Gay, Happy SM, Sushi Cow Girl, Wombraider, Cliffhanger, Chocolate
Shit Stick, Potassium Pubinator, Texas T-Bag, Chainsaw Assacre, Stillborne
Ranger, Romanian Steamer, Shows to Daddy, & NFN’s Kyle, Eri, Joe, Joy, Raymond & Virgins Mami, Toshi, Charles
Hares / Snares: #1 Twat Waffle / 3MC. A double whammy on
Short lived trails….
#2 3MC / Sushi Cow Girl: A defiant act on short trail followed up by
stairs, anyone?
# 3
Sushi / Psychodrunk: Shortest shiggy trail w/ a twisted figure 8 crossover.
#4 Psycho / Sushi: A
payback snare & a nice lil crossover then across 35
#5 Sushi / NFN Kyle & Chainsaw: The finishers (premature as it were) NOT SNARED!!!
Latecummers: Sphincter, Pai Pan, Naga Suck Me.
It was an overcast Sunday afternoon, but hell any day any weather is good for hashing right?? As it was yet another pick up hash starting at Nimitz park USO. As we the Harriers & Harriettes gathered for quite a good turnout the initial introductions & chalk talk was conducted followed by the Hash Flash & the Blessing of the 1st erected hare Twat Waffle. It seems to me that 3MC forgot about the wave off of 3 minutes walking, Hares away for the short lived & backfired trail plan of Twat waffle starting the madness of the boob check, down to the end of the walk along the river. On-On the trail that lead the pack to the apartment building where Twat went up the spiral stair case to the top only to be snared cumming off of the ELEVATOR! , What’s this fucking nonsense when said the lame ass hare had to use tech? Then to be caught by 3MC whose trail was even more short lived, as he was caught by Short cutting SCG. That is not before the last defiant act of flipping the bird to the hound that would eventually snare him.
A 5 minute pause before hounds away again, at which point Psycho was quoted “Now onto some real trail marking” On-On to cross 35 to the beginning of the shiggy or so we thought, as it was Psycho that speed racing bastard who caught Sushi cow girl before he could disappear into the woods to lay out a twisted figure 8 crossover which would damn near lead to blood on trail from a slip & tumble by 3MC, S.T.D & TW. Maybe it was the combination of the almost blood & crossover that got Happy SM all hot & bothered so she could have sex w/ herself on trail. Downwards onto somebody’s property, what is it w/ Psycho & Trespassing? Only to back fire on him as he tried some more of his famous trickery only to be victim of a payback snare by a 2nd time shortcutting Sushi Cow girl.
Another 5 minutes to take a breather then back at it. Following to a sandlot playground where the kids were happy to dime out our 2 time hare, who would grace the hallowed trail w/ a wicked cross over himself thus leading back to and across 35. 2nd time was a recurring theme for SCG who twice crossed 35, short cutting to hare snare then after not so much trickery going up some stairs Sushi was snared a 2nd time by NFN Kyle & Chainsaw Assacre. (Also the 2nd time he was caught by an NFN!! ) So having a few minutes to breath & situate hares 6 and 7 were away to treat the pack to a touch of their own devious deception, leading up and down a twisted maze of streets, to a vantage point for a hash flash. Then back to the ultimately back to Nimitz Park for down-downs,
Twat Waffle & 3MC, the front running and competing bastards who would ultimately bitch about too many boobs checks in reference to fear of being caught. However they did bring up the valid point of false advertising as Chainsaw marked beer near, but there was no beer at the finish. Thus prompting a beer run by the “prematurely” finishing hares.
Finally onward to late cummers Naga Suck Me, Sphinchter and Pai Pan for the down-downs to discuss much hash business to include discussing all the shitty trails, witnessing Texas T-bag pose as an Amway salesman peddling hash T shirts. Naga’s F!@#$% off,, last but certainly not least of the hash drinking all of the beer.
On-On Chainsaw Assacre
It was an overcast Sunday afternoon, but hell any day any weather is good for hashing right?? As it was yet another pick up hash starting at Nimitz park USO. As we the Harriers & Harriettes gathered for quite a good turnout the initial introductions & chalk talk was conducted followed by the Hash Flash & the Blessing of the 1st erected hare Twat Waffle. It seems to me that 3MC forgot about the wave off of 3 minutes walking, Hares away for the short lived & backfired trail plan of Twat waffle starting the madness of the boob check, down to the end of the walk along the river. On-On the trail that lead the pack to the apartment building where Twat went up the spiral stair case to the top only to be snared cumming off of the ELEVATOR! , What’s this fucking nonsense when said the lame ass hare had to use tech? Then to be caught by 3MC whose trail was even more short lived, as he was caught by Short cutting SCG. That is not before the last defiant act of flipping the bird to the hound that would eventually snare him.
A 5 minute pause before hounds away again, at which point Psycho was quoted “Now onto some real trail marking” On-On to cross 35 to the beginning of the shiggy or so we thought, as it was Psycho that speed racing bastard who caught Sushi cow girl before he could disappear into the woods to lay out a twisted figure 8 crossover which would damn near lead to blood on trail from a slip & tumble by 3MC, S.T.D & TW. Maybe it was the combination of the almost blood & crossover that got Happy SM all hot & bothered so she could have sex w/ herself on trail. Downwards onto somebody’s property, what is it w/ Psycho & Trespassing? Only to back fire on him as he tried some more of his famous trickery only to be victim of a payback snare by a 2nd time shortcutting Sushi Cow girl.
Another 5 minutes to take a breather then back at it. Following to a sandlot playground where the kids were happy to dime out our 2 time hare, who would grace the hallowed trail w/ a wicked cross over himself thus leading back to and across 35. 2nd time was a recurring theme for SCG who twice crossed 35, short cutting to hare snare then after not so much trickery going up some stairs Sushi was snared a 2nd time by NFN Kyle & Chainsaw Assacre. (Also the 2nd time he was caught by an NFN!! ) So having a few minutes to breath & situate hares 6 and 7 were away to treat the pack to a touch of their own devious deception, leading up and down a twisted maze of streets, to a vantage point for a hash flash. Then back to the ultimately back to Nimitz Park for down-downs,
Twat Waffle & 3MC, the front running and competing bastards who would ultimately bitch about too many boobs checks in reference to fear of being caught. However they did bring up the valid point of false advertising as Chainsaw marked beer near, but there was no beer at the finish. Thus prompting a beer run by the “prematurely” finishing hares.
Finally onward to late cummers Naga Suck Me, Sphinchter and Pai Pan for the down-downs to discuss much hash business to include discussing all the shitty trails, witnessing Texas T-bag pose as an Amway salesman peddling hash T shirts. Naga’s F!@#$% off,, last but certainly not least of the hash drinking all of the beer.
On-On Chainsaw Assacre
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