As the hounds assembled at the train station a local man asked to have his picture taken with the hounds. After the picture we had to wait for Psychodrunk who decided to show just on time for the 1325 train to HosTenBosch. Upon arrival the hounds patiently waited for the Hare to arrive. The hare, Texas Tea Bag, would ensure all the hounds were accounted for Chainsaw Assacre, Cliffhanger, Sushicowgirl, Psychodrunk, Pink Sausage, Happy SM, Screw Drive Her with her Grandson, Mommy Made me cum, STD, Twat Waffle, Womb Raider, 3MC, NFN Travis, NFN Chelsea, NFN Eri, NFN Juri, and our special guests from Okinawa Hash; Queene, NFN Steven, Belching Semen, and The Long One.
The hare would be blessed and hares away called with the HosTenBosch hotel just across the river. After Chalk talk by Sushi for the virgins, hounds away was called and the trail would follow the river. Soon the trail would make a turn where CB3 is seen and a local man, working his garden, would direct the hounds toward the hare. Across a river we would go, then up a hill and into the shiggy. Soon another road is found and the hounds would lose the trail just long enough for Psychodrunk to get shocked by an electric fence! The trail would lead down to a large rice field, although the trail would go around the rice field Sushi and Psycho would lead the short cut thru the fields to the trail. Here Sushi would smell alcohol from the Sake factory and short cut the trail missing the beer check set up by the beer miester, Pink Sausage. After a taste of the Sake, Sushi would find an intersection and thinking he was on the true trail, follow it backwards and find the rest of the hounds. Up the mountain we would go, and quickly descend thru the shiggy back into the valley. Then once again the trail would lead up a road that was never ending, this road would soon turn into a path, then a bamboo forest, all while going up and up and up! Soon the hounds had found the top of the mountain and start going down the other side. Here the hare, thinking the hounds were too close to him, would summons many wild boars to block the trail. Not to be slowed the front running bastard, Cliffhanger, would chase all the boars down the mountain so all other hounds would have free passage. Soon the trail was out of the shiggy and going toward Haiki, this is where the hare snare happened, after documenting his catch Cliffhanger would release the hare instructing him to find beer. The trail would continue near the river then past the fire department where the hare would write “only 20 KM more”, yes it was obvious the hare could not find the beer miester. After more than 13 KM the hare found the beer miester in the park waiting to hydrate all the hounds.
The hare would drink for his sh$%ty trail, then the virgins, and the girls. Happy SM would remind the hounds that when one Japanese drinks…all Japanese drink, so Psycho would join them. Our Okinawa visitors would teach us all a new song and drink in OKI style. With the beer running out swing low was called.
Just 400 meters away was the sushi go round that we all knew had cold beer so the onon would take us there to fill up on great food and BEER!
The next hash is scheduled for April 22, 1330 at Nimitz Park USO; this will be a reverse cowgirl run you will not want to miss. Check facebook or www.sasebohhh.com for all your Sasebo hashing questions.
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