Hash Trash 2012 May 11 Post Meeting Bar to Bar #(450.5) 451

Hashers Present: A.S.U.T.A, One Dog Sleeping, Goat Fuck yourself, Twat Waffle, 3mc, B.O.B, & NFN Bryan (Virgin)

Hares:

#1: Twat Waffle: Shitty trail to Playmates Surprisingly not caught this time.

#2: O.D.S: To Wild Side.

#3: B.O.B / NFN Bryan: a “hare” brained route to Bunny bar for (beer pong a plenty)

#4: Anti-Seize Up the ass to: 2^nd house: Where proper virgin interrogation occurred.

#5: Goat Fuck yourself : Sky’s the limit

#6:  Twat waffle again:  On-On To hash bar Makati

#7: A.S.U.T.A: Gramophone for swing low

So there we were, no bullshit: As it was a decent turnout of 7 for the unscheduled post meeting bar to bar. As Twat waffle was away, Bent Over Board actually gave his virgin proper hash-ucation as we waited for the 5 minutes: Onwards for a ½ ass trail to Playmates, as it it was made up for for the intro of the Virgin to fellow hashers Lesbian Butt Flower, & Snowball.  Erected as next hare, One Dog Sleeping would lead the pack to Wild Sidhe where was originally thought was gonna be quiet enough to question NFN Bryan, but it wasn’t, Thus forth, B.O.B was erected & he brought NFN Bryan w/ him on a “hare” brained route to Bunny bar, but there was beer pong a plenty!!! That’s right, beer pong!!! So we stayed a long enough for a game. A first for the hash, but definitely not the last, It was there that ODS brought motion to rename Twat Waffle to awful, waffle subsequently denied by the kangaroo court. Next up was Anti-seize up the ass who set out for 2^nd house, where we conducted the virgin interrogation who has thus far proven himself to be a hasher. Goat Fuck yourself would take the pack to Sky’s the Limit where 3mc would be given a proper fuck off. Twat waffle would take the chalk again for trail to Makati, A semi regular hash bar that was unfortunately too crowded for hash business. Short lived was the stay and last but not least Anti-Sieze up the ass would lead us to Gramophone for the 7^th and final bar where we would drink more beer then swing low, and drink more beer!

On-On

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