Sep 9, 2012

Hash Trash 2012 September 9 #476 Emergency Texas Run

Present: Chainsaw Assacre, Suck My Gumballs, Count Suckula, Psychodrunk, Pedokazu, Romanian Steamer, Lil Steamer, Papa Steamer, Whiny The Poo, Blow My Whistle, Manko …Polo, Butt Fuck Butters, NFN’s Colby, Fumi,
Hare: Texas T-Bag
 Damn, I forgot my quote for a soggy ass afternoon hash, oh well nevermind. It was a clusterfuck gathering of Texas T-Bag’s design. No wait, that does not seem right, more like: “As we gather here today” (in the accent of a southern Baptist minister)  Any way Im getting side-tracked again.
 It was in the nick of time for the 6 adventurous hashers who came back from Iwakuni the day before. As fate would have it they were all in for another grand misadventure for the devious hare of the day was none other than Texas T-bag. As the hounds made their way out of the park along the usual route to the walk way just short of the bridge and to the left.
 Intersection found near the street entrance. No surprise there. Trail was found shortly thereafter leading across the street and a wicked loop around behind Hikari & Log-Kit hamburger shops. This wily hare had timed it just right to evade capture.  As it was we found the wicked loop around back thru Nimitz Park to crossing the bridge this time.
 Thru the streets of Central Sasebo (佐世保市中央) up  around & thru the arcade we the hounds pursued. This of course led to a residential area, the name of which I could not pronounce to save my life. On-On we go o’er the river & thru woods….. Or NOT!!!
 The winding & twisting trail took the hounds up past the Kitasasebo stop. At this point trail was lost for nearly a ½ hour until found again on a small bridge in front of Sakuragi cho. Now it was o’er the river & thru the woods, + add in crossing a section of train track. To Find the segment of true trail.
 Front Runners Chainsaw, Psycho, Manko…Polo, & Butt Fuck Butters, along w/ NFN Colby & Whiny the Poo eventually made to the Senpukuju Stop only to see that Texas was on a train going back towards the start. So as we waited patiently for the next train, we were pleasantly surprised to  see Texas came back bearing the gift of “Free beer for all the Hashers”
 On the crazy train, so to speak we the few of us took to Back to the stop behind McD’s then onto meeting up w/ the rest of the pack to conduct down-downs.
 Of The hash business, Noteworthy Infractions include but are not limited to: Chainsaw, SMG, Romanian, Whiny, NFN’s Colby & Fumi for wearing their Iwakuni Hash T’s. Psycho for FFFH3 Tank top. Pedo Kazu, Papa Steamer, BFB, MP for backsliding, Texas T-bag for the shitty weather. Last but certainly not least, Psychodrunk for spilling beer YET AGAIN!!!!

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