Sep 2, 2012

Hash Trash 2012 September 1 #475 Monthly Bar to Bar


Present: Psychodrunk, Suck My Gumballs, Chainsaw Assacre, NFN Fumi
Latecummer: Happy SM
Hare / Bar
1:   SMG / Shooters
2:   Psycho / Ishimaru
3:   Psycho / Shimezo (注連蔵)
4:   Psycho / Takan No Shippo
5:   Psycho / XOXO: (Snared)
6:   Chainsaw / Masters
7:   Happy SM / Gramaphone
8:   Chainsaw / Playmates
9:   SMG / Cindy’s Getaway
10: CA / Lovedoll
 Trying not to find myself in literary puddle , rather an actual cesspool of debauchery that be the hash. Thus the stated hash trash. Enough of that. SMG took the chalk to what we thought was across the bridge. This was not the case, hoodwinked we were, then along the river past kogo hospital. Over the river and thru the city to the hash house we shall go, or maybe just to Shooters. Of course, as SMG just had to be competitive and challenge Chainsaw to a game of  darts. After a while and losing the game, Psychodrunk was erected to go next, only to go 4 times at it.
 #2 was a tucked away near the trainstop and the stairway, called Ishimaru. There at least they had yebisu beer!!! Also chainsaw was able to explain to the bar owner the words on the wine bottle Casiellro del Diablo, translating as Locker of the devil or devil’s locker.
 #3 took us up the F!@#$n stairs. As we short cutted thru the back entrance of the lion tower on our merry way to Shimezo stand bar. Outside of the Finish Psycho tried to fuck w/ us by making a dash back to the bar to avoid capture, only to do a near faceplant over the median railing. Thus not fooled were we as Psycho had already finished.
 #4 Pleasantly surprised that we did not go back to Sailortown, rather Takan no Shippo, where the really cool chalk drawing of stitch in the head, (who said head?) I mean bathroom. On-On well at least for more beer!!
 #5 Enroute to XOXO, Psycho tried to evade us at the top of ?? Parking garage where he was caught, Really on a pub crawl, Psycho? Anyhow another 5 Minutes goes by, As Psycho tried yet again to fool the pack by a false finish at G-Shock, but XOXO it was.
 #6 Chainsaw took the chalk enroute to Yoji-san’s Master’s bar where we met up with habitual latecummer Happy-SM.
 #7 Happy SM / NFN Fumi chalked past a florist shop, where of the 2 lovely ladies dropped the hint to buy happy flowers. SMG and Psychodrunk actually displayed Gentlemanlike / fool hardy behavior and took the hint. I guess they were hoping this gesture would lead to so bedroom activities, as was not the case as the guys discovered when they got to Gramophone. 
 #8 Chainsaw,  well not much to go with here, out the door a left turn then up the stairs to playmates.  The remaining debauchery was a blur, I think that bar 9 was Cindy’s and 10 was lovedoll for more beer and swing low. At this point it was a drunk, hungry and not scoring Chainsaw along w/ SMG hopping in a taxi where as discovered later  that Psycho, Happy & NFN Fumi went to Mc’Donalds.

On-On
Chainsaw Assacre
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