Jul 26, 2010

Hash Trash 2010 July 25 Yumihari Hillside

Hashers in attendance today included; Psychodrunk, Straight Edge, Karaoke Pornstar, Dick McSemen, iphonicator, Oohlala, Naga Suck Me, Happy!SM, Texas T-bag, Strike Out, Screw Drive Her, Pedo Kazu, NFN Cory, NFN Josh, NFN Nat, NFN Mike, NFN Asami and Virgin Maria. Run 359 started with hare away, Sushi Cow Girl, at 1355 from Nimitz Park. The trail made a left turn just prior to the Albuquerque Bridge and went along the river and Sasebo Park. Reaching the next bridge the trail crossed the river and made a long u-turn and back across the next upstream bridge. Then another gentle turn and a view of the Sasebo fire station appeared. The trail then passes the Log Kit and makes a CB to go thru a parking lot and up the trail along the new freeway entrance ramp. Another CB and the hounds find themselves coming down the hill and up the stairs to the left. One more CB and the trail goes down the road and then traverses walking trails and stairs along the Yumihari hillside up to ?? apartment complex. From here the very moderate hill climbing is complete as the trail once again follows the weaving road for a beautiful view of Sasebo city. Then the hare detects the scent of beer and takes a left turn down a walking trail to follow the scent. If only the hounds had such sensitive noses! Detecting where the scent is originating from, the hare follows the road to the left, then left up the stairs, and then right down the stairs, now straight ahead and down the hill to the 5th floor of Shrine Court apartments where the beer patiently awaits the hounds. FRB at the beer check is Psychodrunk closely followed by NFN Nat, NFN Mike, and Oohlala. Upon realizing this is only a beer check, Happy SM curls up in the corner and begins to cry. But don’t feel bad; Happy SM is soon to change her tune with sex on trail! A hare away is called and the hare marks another great trail en-route to Nimitz Park. During down downs one virgin, NFN Maria, is introduced to the hashers and her sponsor does a down down for failure to train. iphonicator completes her down down and departs early to go shopping! Happy SM does a down down for initiating sex on trail. Swing low is sung and the end of the hash is called. For the on on the hare takes the hounds out for Yakitori and then to Makati's. Why? One Dog Sleeping was the scheduled co-hare and failed to attend, ODS had no worthy excuse. On on Sushi Cow Girl

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