Jul 14, 2012

Hash Trash 2012 July 14 Run #464 Jail Break Run


Present: Captain Jack Swallows, Romanian Steamer, Chainsaw assacre, Papa Steamer, Lil Steamer, Akagay, Puddles the puppy pounder, Psychodrunk, STD, Meow Job, NFN Jesse
Hare(s): Twat Waffle & NFN Josh
Latecummers: Eiffel of Penis, Bent Over Board, ODS

On the latest rendition of a Twat Waffle trail, decent was the turnout for an overcast day, Hares away and 12 minutes were waited before hounds away, an early failure on the hares side as a BT towards alba bridge was already known due to hare seen back tracking. On-On after much confusion out of Nimitz Park Found Trail we did head, who said head… I mean running along towards Ishidake mountain. Trail continued up the mountain and thru some horribly marked shiggy, as we found our way following there tracks, actual tracks that is. But not before these not so devious hares were snared 2X, NFN Jesse caught them 1st, then not even 10 Minutes later, chainsaw who according to NFN Jesse, “not to be outdone”

Further down and not too far past Kujukushima Zoo & Botanical gardens  Morikirara and thanks to intel from a few locals, Then as it would be Meow Job got them a 3rd time,  thus because they were lost. Or so they say. Further along was a misspelled map going to Nimitz “bidge”  At this point in time we the frontrunners came to the conclusion that the hares hopped a taxi from there, Maybe chalk talk could have used a spelling lesson from there.

Moving right along, As Chainsaw quickly ruled out the theory of the taxi, he quickly caught up to Twat & NFN Josh again, but let them go w/ the warning that Psycho would not be so merciful. At this point the hounds were just fucking w/ them and trailed them for about a mile, despite the cluster of desperation boob checks was the map to new Makati, but before that was Puddles catching up to the hares again to make it the grand slam (4th) snare for those non sports fans who didn’t get the reference.

Noteworthy infractions: Hares snared 4X twas quite humorous to see bare asses frozen to a block of ice. The Steamer family and NFN Sue for autohashing, Eiffel, ODS and B.O.B for backsliding, and perhaps the most heinous of violations, THE NAMEE, NFN JESSE FOR EAVESDROPPING ON THE DELIBERATION!!! After much deliberation NFN Jesse: Henceforth and forever more, you shall be known as “HOMO-SKIMO” And to the end of the beer was time to swing low To a bar to bar!!! 

On-On
Free Ball Friday

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