The weather was perfect for hashing on the sunny Sunday afternoon. The first person to arrive at Nimitz Park USO was NFN Cory and hangover hashers gathered gradually. Although it was tough to join two-day consecutive hashes, especially after the pub-crawl run, we had as many people as always including some virgins. And then we set out on a journey to Hario employing Sphincter, Happy SM, Screw Drive Her and Psychodrunk as designated drivers. The rest of the pack was composed of Eiffel of Penis, Karaoke Pornstar, Dick McSemen, Naga Suck Me, Needle Dick Princess, NFN Leroy, NFN Joshua, NFN Derek, NFN Rick and two virgins. We all followed the start arrows to a huge parking lot of Huis Ten Bosh Hills, where we met the hares; an old Sasebo hasher Werewolf and NFN Tom. And Debbie Does Dairy Queen and NFN Debbie joined in the pack. Finally 20 hashers gathered. After the blessing of the hares, hares started to lay the trail at 1417. Sphincter was reinstated in the chalk talk business and hash aerobics business. Then the pack was away at 1429. The trail went through a bamboo grove to a roadway, but it took too much time to find hash marks. The front running bastards and bitches kept running. Once again hash marks disappeared all of the sudden and we found the trail made a sharp turn without any indications. And we came back to the same intersection after 20 minutes of running. Then we found an abandoned chad bag and we found out the part of the trail was a loop and the new markings were added later. This means one hare ran half of the trail and the other hare the other half. It is not prohibited, but is considered poor “hare-manship”. A trail run in this manner is considered a “Wimp-trail” and defeats the purpose of having live hares (Samurai HHH hashing handbook 2004). Eiffel of Penis led the rest of the trail and some other marathon runners became completely absorbed in non-stop-running to the finish. Shortly after 1600, twin Debbies, Eiffel of Penis, NFN Joshua and Psychodrunk finished at a time. It took another 20 minutes for the following group to finish. Down-down was proceeded mainly for the hares. After deflouring the virgins, we named five time hashers. Due to a strong demand for hash names, we try to name NFN Tom and Debbie, but we couldn’t come to the conclusion. We named Rick Woo Woo Woo Woo from the Indian design of his T-shirt, and named Derek Derek the Poo. It lasted for three hours and we all swung low and the hash got a piece. We went to a Sushi restaurant Seajack for On On. After all, we have done 6 hash runs in May which may be record-breaking. ON ON Psychodrunk
Jun 16, 2010
Hash Trash 2010 May 30 One Hare Drinks All Hares Drink
The weather was perfect for hashing on the sunny Sunday afternoon. The first person to arrive at Nimitz Park USO was NFN Cory and hangover hashers gathered gradually. Although it was tough to join two-day consecutive hashes, especially after the pub-crawl run, we had as many people as always including some virgins. And then we set out on a journey to Hario employing Sphincter, Happy SM, Screw Drive Her and Psychodrunk as designated drivers. The rest of the pack was composed of Eiffel of Penis, Karaoke Pornstar, Dick McSemen, Naga Suck Me, Needle Dick Princess, NFN Leroy, NFN Joshua, NFN Derek, NFN Rick and two virgins. We all followed the start arrows to a huge parking lot of Huis Ten Bosh Hills, where we met the hares; an old Sasebo hasher Werewolf and NFN Tom. And Debbie Does Dairy Queen and NFN Debbie joined in the pack. Finally 20 hashers gathered. After the blessing of the hares, hares started to lay the trail at 1417. Sphincter was reinstated in the chalk talk business and hash aerobics business. Then the pack was away at 1429. The trail went through a bamboo grove to a roadway, but it took too much time to find hash marks. The front running bastards and bitches kept running. Once again hash marks disappeared all of the sudden and we found the trail made a sharp turn without any indications. And we came back to the same intersection after 20 minutes of running. Then we found an abandoned chad bag and we found out the part of the trail was a loop and the new markings were added later. This means one hare ran half of the trail and the other hare the other half. It is not prohibited, but is considered poor “hare-manship”. A trail run in this manner is considered a “Wimp-trail” and defeats the purpose of having live hares (Samurai HHH hashing handbook 2004). Eiffel of Penis led the rest of the trail and some other marathon runners became completely absorbed in non-stop-running to the finish. Shortly after 1600, twin Debbies, Eiffel of Penis, NFN Joshua and Psychodrunk finished at a time. It took another 20 minutes for the following group to finish. Down-down was proceeded mainly for the hares. After deflouring the virgins, we named five time hashers. Due to a strong demand for hash names, we try to name NFN Tom and Debbie, but we couldn’t come to the conclusion. We named Rick Woo Woo Woo Woo from the Indian design of his T-shirt, and named Derek Derek the Poo. It lasted for three hours and we all swung low and the hash got a piece. We went to a Sushi restaurant Seajack for On On. After all, we have done 6 hash runs in May which may be record-breaking. ON ON Psychodrunk
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