Hash Trash 2013 January 19 #497 Suck My Gayballs Run

Present: Texas T-Bag, OCDD, Chainsaw Assacre, NFN’s Patrick, (virgins) Mark, Shawn
Hare(s): Suck My Gumballs, Akage
Latecummer: Captain Jack Swallows

          So there we were, no bullshit. A rather nice day out, hell any day is a good hashing day. For all in attendance was the infamous half minds gathering in Nimitz park. Same bat time, same bat channel it was. As it would turn out to be a sadistic trail going up towards Mt Eboshidake,

          Hares away, as the standard 12 minutes we wait, to take off. Hounds away to an intersection. By the USO. Veering right as we thought it would go only to find a BT on the bridge. Texas Got it right, whereas we thought he was shortcutting from the jump.  Ehh wrong answer.

          Back on track to the stairs going towards Mt Yumihari confused briefly by an intersection from last week, the pack soon after found the way. Leading out by the Elephant store where there was brief confusion again, but not for long as trail led crossing 35 to a CB5 leading up some more stairs.

          Damn these devious hares to lead us up to an observatory to see a the 1^st violation of a checkback to a true trail arrow, say it isn’t so!! On-On down to the street up and across the ball field then on to the 1^st beer stop, where we noticed, that NFN Shawn was nowhere to be seen. Oh shit, another abandoned virgin!!

        A breath of relief as NFN Shawn made his way to the beer stop. Apparently he paid attention in “class” a term used loosely as really being chalk talk and the fact half minds lacking in the class department.

          Moving up MT Eboshidake, we passed by Hotel Cara, but where the hell was the whistle check? This didn’t stop Chainsaw, as he did anyway. No luck on naked people coming to the window this time. Moving right along he did to the 2^nd beer stop just in time for hash flash. But passing on free beer!! (Say it isn’t so)

          Noteworthy violations: Chainsaw for Shortcutting, passing on the beer stop, allegedly making up the story of catching the hare. SMG & Akage for no whistle check. Smoking in circle Chainsaw & NFN Shawn.  And of course Captain Jack Swallows for being a latecummer!

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Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2013 January 13 #496 Captain Steamer Run

Present: Psychodrunk, Free ball Friday, Suck My Gumballs, Beaver Fister, Akage, Sushi Cowgirl, Chainsaw Assacre, Daddy’s Porn Star, NFN’s Patrick & Young-Suk.
Hare(s): Romanian Steamer & Captain Jack Swallows.
Snare: Free Ball Friday

        1300 on a beautiful hashing day at Nimitz park, a slight breeze to freeze the cajones off of assembled hashers, Chainsaw Assacre, Sushi Cowgirl, Freeball Friday, Suck My Gumballs, Beaver Fister and a long lost Daddys Porn Star as we all waited for the hares Russian Steamer (or is it Romanian; I don't remember, Ive slept and drank since then) and captain jack swallows who of course were late to greet the hounds.

They even asked for more time to start trail. Once greetings were given soon enough the hares were called away and the hashers waited and waited and waited to be set loose. once free of the USO, the trail led up the hill toward the mushroom stand. Lo and behold an intersection, trail was quickly found and the hounds were off toward the stage through what was unfortunately the only bit of mud we were to see on that run.

          The trail slowly wound its way through Sasebo's lovely residential district, there were even several dogs to cheer us on our hunt for the hares. Many many intersections later near the town hall, Freeball Friday and DPS were standing at the latest in a chain of intersections talking about absolutely nothing of importance when Freeball Friday jumps up and bolts toward an alley, DPS sprinted after him as he jumps over crates and the occasional cat through the narrow alley and pulls out none other than romanian steamer and the captain trying to crawl deeper into the alley.

Many minutes of trash talking followed at the hares being caught not by the front runners but the ones lagging behind. Once the abuse was dealt, the hares were off (asking for more time again) they were quickly found by the returning front runners.

          Chainsaw Assacre and Beaver Fister as they wandered into the friendly neighborhood supermarket to which the rest of the hounds gathered for their beverage of choice. As we finished the last of our drinks, it was noted that Chainsaw Assacre ran off again not even enjoying a beverage with his fellow hashers. With the trial gone cold, it took many RU's and blind wandering to find true trail which led to a winding trail which slowly led the hounds back toward nimitz park.

 Of course the front runner had already cracked open his beverage of choice as the last bastard (NFN Patrick) marked his name down at the finish then had to walk toward the patio where the down downs were to be held.  During the Down Down, many false accusations and many a brew were had before deciding to run a second leg. Daddys Pornstar and Freeball Friday decided to be lazy bastards and sit drinking the beer with romanian Steamer and Captain Jack Swallows.

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Daddy’s Porn star

Hash Trash 2013 January 1 Run #494 New Year Hangover Psycho Path

Survivors of the New Year’s Eve run gathered for an early start to run #494 at Nimitz Park.  Moments before the scheduled start, it was raining and the temperature was a mere 3C.  The weather was cold and wet, but just as city sirens marked noon, the sun suddenly broke through the clouds.  Hashers present were Psychodrunk, Chainsaw Assacre, Free Ball Friday, AKAGay, SMG, Ju-On and his nephew NFN Tenma, and a visiting Nagoya H3 harriett by the name of Daikon-Do-Me.

As usual, Psychodrunk promised to hare a flat, short trail with a beer stop that included actual free beer a beer stop.  However he neglected to qualify his statement, by adding it would be the shortest, flattest trail “of 2013”.

From the USO, the trail headed straight out the main entrance of Nimitz Park and crossed International Boulevard where Pscyho placed an intersection.  True trail headed north towards the expressway entrance, then veered west along the north edge of Dragon Vale housing.  After ascending the long stairway next to the expressway entrance, Psycho took true trail west for several hundred meters of Imafuku-Cho and then the long climb began in earnest.  The trail followed several stairways and sidewalks upward, before leveling out at the Ubud Love Hotel.   From there the trail went westward on the main road for almost 1km and suddenly took a sharp right and plunged into the forest. 

Wet rocks and muddy soil made for a slippery trail, but gradually the pack followed it upward.  Daikon Do Me, Chainsaw, and Ju-On’s nephew led the pack through this shiggy, past abandoned terraces and home sites in the forest.  Much of the ascent was spent on open forest terrain, with only toilet paper serving as the guide.  With the wet conditions, pulling yourself up by grabbing on tree branches was critical.  Many hashers slipped and suffered hash gash, a muddy bum, or spilled minor blood on trail.  After about 45 minutes of a steady upward climb, the trail suddenly emerged from the shiggy at the base of the Mt. Yumihari Observation Platform. 

The beer stop actually existed as promised.  Psycho’s cooler was stocked with ice cold Yebisu at the end of one of the Yumihari observation decks.  Much of the wooden walkway was covered with a few millimeters of snow, and occasional snow flurries pelted the pack with snow pellets as they enjoyed their beer.

From the observation deck, the trail traveled north over the summit of Yumihari by the old artillery battery, then back down to the north parking lot.  At this point, the FRBs did a really shitty job of clearing an intersection, but after a few minutes your humble correspondent was able to find the true trail leading down an improved hiking trail to the northeast.   Other hashers apparently were less determined.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that AKAGay crossed through the park at the summit of Mt Yumihari, but upon seeing that the trail again plunged back into the forest, he, Ju-On, and Free Ball Friday decided to investigate other options to finish the run.  They walked to the Yumihari Hotel, and found that there was a free bus.  The only catch was that a minimum purchase was needed for the free ride.  They soon discovered that the hotel’s onsen spa was only 600 Yen, and decided to soak in the warm rejuvenating waters.  Meanwhile, back at Sasebo Park, SMG, Chainsaw, Psycho, Texas and NFN Tenma were standing out in the cold waiting for the DFLs to return.

On the way down from Yumihari, Psychodrunk let a much more civilized trail, keeping the trail mostly on paved roads.  Eventually, he took the trail back into the neighborhoods above the expressway entrance, descending along narrow sidewalks and stairways.    A few hundred meters above the expressway interchange, he laid one intersection too many, resulting in a hare snare.  Chainsaw and the NFN Tenma came across this intersection, snaring Psychodrunk as he returned from laying a false trail.

The pack followed the trail back to Sasebo Park without further incident, arriving at 1400.  As for the DFLs, they arrived at the finish at 1530.  Swing low was at 1600, followed by an OnOn party in Yonkacho.

OnOn, Texas T-Bag

Hash Trash 2012 December 16 Run #491 Hangover Psycho Ball Buster Run

Present: Straight Edge, Sushi Cow Girl, Suck My Gumballs, Captain Jack Swallows, Happy SM, Chainsaw Assacre,  NFN’s Yukiko  & Dylan

Hare: Psychodrunk

Snare: Sushi Cowgirl

Once upon a midnight dreary, no make that a semi cold December afternoon in Sasebo Japan.  Haiki Station to be specific gathered 8 half-minds (hashers) for what would turn out to be a grueling & shitty trail. I mean that literally, but more on that story at 11.

It all began as Psycho took off for his allotted 12 minutes, chalk talk was skipped but for some uncertain reason, which eludes me to this day.  Never mind it’s of no importance. All 7 half-minds took off exiting the station & taking a right turn onto a BT.

Trail was eventually picked up again, going the opposite direction, in fact directing towards a bridge leading us to the other side of the river, quoth the hashers “fuck me more”. Sure thing as Psychodrunk would oblige.

Thru woodlands, farmlands & streets, and to previously un hashed sections of Sasebo City. There was even a construction site & stairs some more. Goddammit Psycho was a’ traipsing whore.  Quoth the Hashers  “ Fuck me more”

On-On passing thru nearby rice paddies we go, up the mountain down the valley here come the paddy wagon & the police, Maybe from habit or she was startled by the rabbit. Happy sorted out the mess  and offered the police to join as our guests. Following the lead thru the gates & back to the street, quoth the hashers “fuck me more”

To the hare’s dismay, Sushi came out and snared you today; Would have probably been done again if not for the random CB you left that way Quoth the hare “Fuck me more”. Long ways to the finish, SMG got a lil skittish, literally backsliding down a driveway,  who’s up for a neck injury this day? Quoth the hashers “Fuck Me More”

All possible electrocution hazards aside, cum join us on this wild ride of near slip n slides or nearly falling off the mountain and taking Death’s ride. Even the cows joined in on the insanity, cow pies & vanity this way.  Quoth the hashers “Fuck us more”

All in, sort of for here comes Psycho and the pack came a rapping, rapping @ Sphincter’s chamber door, Some visitor entreating entrance upon the chamber door to interrupt the games of shogi  for long lost  hashers came a rapping, rapping upon the GM’s chamber door

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Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2012 November 17 Run #484 Return Of The Assacre (Psychotic Hare / Plan Change)

Hashers Present: Chainsaw Assacre, Suck My Gumballs, NFN’s Andrew & Dylan (virgins)

Hare: Psychodrunk.

 Twas a small gathering for a chilly November afternoon pick, or what was planned to be a pick up hash.  That is until Psychodrunk opted into hare…. Kangaroo Court??? Sure why not. Hare away, then unto chalk talk. As of the conclusion of the chalk talk & history it was hounds away.

 O’er the river & thru the woods to the hash house we shall go, or in this case it was a previously un-chalked upon section of Sasebo City (佐世保市) On-On thru a twisted maze of shaggy, construction & a convenience store beer stop across from a school of all places. It’s a good thing that chainsaw got to the sole free beer before 1 of the kids did.

 Up, Down, Up, Down thru what appeared to be a shrine, only to find a CB5 thru some more  shaggy.  The pack further proceeded to a 3 way fork in the road to a CB3, leading back into yet another patch of woods over a drainage ditch.

 Last but certainly not least, the pack came across familiar section of town. That is familiar to Chainsaw who had seen it before.  Consequently, Assacre took the intersection down the stairs to a BT, but that did not stop as he short-cut  down to 35.

 Finally crossing over the highway then the train tracks, Chainsaw Assacre that short cutting, FRB finished 1^st @ Yamanota Station waiting for the others to finish. Shortly thereafter the others did finish for Down Downs Part 1.

 Part II was at New Makati where latecummers ODS , CJS , & Happy SM Joined in. Noteworthy violations: NFN Dylan Signed in using his last name (Navy Style), CA for Short cutting, ODS & the ladies for late cumming & Psycho for auto-hashing (bus)

On-On

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Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2012 September 30 #479 Yano Mas-turbation Run

Present: Psychodrunk, Texas T-Bag, Romanian Steamer, Cum-Quat Queef, Chainsaw Assacre, Suck My Gumballs, Whiny The Poo, Captain Jack Swallows, Nash Trash, NFN’s Justin, Patrick (Virgin)

Hare: Yano-Mas

Latecummers: Happy SM, I-Phonicator, One Dog Sleeping.

As the Hashers gathered on this semi chilled September afternoon, with the same Barvado as Congress or the Senate about to vote on how to fuck over the population  Blah, Blah, ba fucking Blah!!! So what had actually happened was…

Yano-Mas had taken off post hash flash, the chalk talk had been well you get the idea by now. As it has come to pass, the weekly gathering of the chalk for brains bunch known as the Hash House Harriers took off in pursuit of the self proclaimed wily rabbit. “Fuck you tricks are for Hashers”

Part 1 took us up the beaten off path past the love motel ( Hoteru Ubdo) At which point Chainsaw was the only one w/ sense enough to remember the whistle check. Unfortunately there were no signs of naked people at the windows this time. Near by was found a familiar intersection leading up to, (here we go to MT. Yumihari (弓張岳) Again.

That suspicion however was proven false as we proceeded down the shaggy, that’s right I said down, to a douse o a 1^st step. There it was passing thru a public walk way where a local man in his garden, or was it the construction crew that ratted out which way the hare went.

Finally The pack made it’s way to a boob check where more informants directed us which way to go, Not before Nash Trash decided to draw ??? on the strategically placed boob check. Past SSK going back to the park, or so we thought. It was near an intersection by Nakamura that Texas T-bag snared the hare. 2^nd time was NFN Justin who gave chase thru “Lil Manila” out by River rock  after waiting outside of New Makati.

At New Makati, ODS, Happy & I phonicator joined in late to celebrate Psychodrunk’s birthday. Among other hash business conducted, Chainsaw presented a special T found under an old stack of porno mags found in the shaggy. Then there was all other hash business leading up to swing low.

Noteworthy Infractions: Shortcutting (All), ODS, Happy, I-phonicator, (Latecummers) Birthday Psychodrunk, ODS Stalking the hare, Nash Trash.

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Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2012 September23 #478 Assacre’s Ad Lib Antics Part II

Hashers Present: Steamers, Butt Fuck Butters, Suck My Gumballs, Texas T-Bag, Yano Mas, Whiny The Poo, Blow My Whistle, Psychodrunk, Akage, Whiny The Poo, NFN’s Randy, Alex, Fumi, Justin (Virgin)

Hare: Chainsaw Assacre

Latecummers: One Dog Sleeping, Goat Fuck Yourself

 This whole mess of debauchery from the get go, I Chainsaw Assacre ake the blame for, NOT!!!.  As I was saying, his special newsletter (hash trash) postdated. It all started at Hiu (日宇) Station.

 As a side note, It was Chainsaw who put the challenge to the pack to catch him, If this happens, then Chainsaw would quit smoking. Did not work that way as it turns out . Fuck me I am off on a tangent here. 12 minutes started after a long wait for Assacre to cross 35. Hounds away finally.

 On-On the pack went to a really awesome looking spiral staircase for hash Flash #1. Then after it was the slide of hand CB4, leading up a semi steep walkway, were fishing in a small pond was suggested. At the top was an intersection followed to the left leading up to a set of overgrown weeds and spider webs attached to the stairs.

 Onwards thru the construction site, to a side road leading up to Mt. Eboshidake  (烏帽子岳) . Moving right along it was spotted for the pack to sing Hashers, as this was the 1^st of many of CA’s chalk scribblings along the way. The next hash flash was along a giant rock, this after the art of “shaggy-surfing” was born.

 Many other wise (_!_) captions were chalked in but most seem to have missed the cameras. That is until after the woods where the “GOD-DAMNED SPIDERS” was placed. Heading, (Head, who said head?) the Pack came across a giant intersection nearby an apartment building where a lot of the Sasebo (佐世保市) police live at.

 Thru the beer stops, hash Takanashi-chou. Chainsaw got away clean, hahaha.   Down-Downs conducted, noise complaints received, and 3 hashers were named. NFN’s Alex, Randy & Fumi Henceforth & Forever more shall be known as: Denture Dick (DD) , Golden Steamer, & Nash Trash respectively.

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Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2012 September 9 #476 Emergency Texas Run

Present: Chainsaw Assacre, Suck My Gumballs, Count Suckula, Psychodrunk, Pedokazu, Romanian Steamer, Lil Steamer, Papa Steamer, Whiny The Poo, Blow My Whistle, Manko …Polo, Butt Fuck Butters, NFN’s Colby, Fumi,

Hare: Texas T-Bag

 Damn, I forgot my quote for a soggy ass afternoon hash, oh well nevermind. It was a clusterfuck gathering of Texas T-Bag’s design. No wait, that does not seem right, more like: “As we gather here today” (in the accent of a southern Baptist minister)  Any way Im getting side-tracked again.

 It was in the nick of time for the 6 adventurous hashers who came back from Iwakuni the day before. As fate would have it they were all in for another grand misadventure for the devious hare of the day was none other than Texas T-bag. As the hounds made their way out of the park along the usual route to the walk way just short of the bridge and to the left.

 Intersection found near the street entrance. No surprise there. Trail was found shortly thereafter leading across the street and a wicked loop around behind Hikari & Log-Kit hamburger shops. This wily hare had timed it just right to evade capture.  As it was we found the wicked loop around back thru Nimitz Park to crossing the bridge this time.

 Thru the streets of Central Sasebo (佐世保市中央) up  around & thru the arcade we the hounds pursued. This of course led to a residential area, the name of which I could not pronounce to save my life. On-On we go o’er the river & thru woods….. Or NOT!!!

 The winding & twisting trail took the hounds up past the Kitasasebo stop. At this point trail was lost for nearly a ½ hour until found again on a small bridge in front of Sakuragi cho. Now it was o’er the river & thru the woods, + add in crossing a section of train track. To Find the segment of true trail.

 Front Runners Chainsaw, Psycho, Manko…Polo, & Butt Fuck Butters, along w/ NFN Colby & Whiny the Poo eventually made to the Senpukuju Stop only to see that Texas was on a train going back towards the start. So as we waited patiently for the next train, we were pleasantly surprised to  see Texas came back bearing the gift of “Free beer for all the Hashers”

 On the crazy train, so to speak we the few of us took to Back to the stop behind McD’s then onto meeting up w/ the rest of the pack to conduct down-downs.

 Of The hash business, Noteworthy Infractions include but are not limited to: Chainsaw, SMG, Romanian, Whiny, NFN’s Colby & Fumi for wearing their Iwakuni Hash T’s. Psycho for FFFH3 Tank top. Pedo Kazu, Papa Steamer, BFB, MP for backsliding, Texas T-bag for the shitty weather. Last but certainly not least, Psychodrunk for spilling beer YET AGAIN!!!!

On-On

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Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2012 September 1 #475 Monthly Bar to Bar

Present: Psychodrunk, Suck My Gumballs, Chainsaw Assacre, NFN Fumi

Latecummer: Happy SM

Hare / Bar

1:   SMG / Shooters

2:   Psycho / Ishimaru

3:   Psycho / Shimezo (注連蔵)

4:   Psycho / Takan No Shippo

5:   Psycho / XOXO: (Snared)

6:   Chainsaw / Masters

7:   Happy SM / Gramaphone

8:   Chainsaw / Playmates

9:   SMG / Cindy’s Getaway

10: CA / Lovedoll

 Trying not to find myself in literary puddle , rather an actual cesspool of debauchery that be the hash. Thus the stated hash trash. Enough of that. SMG took the chalk to what we thought was across the bridge. This was not the case, hoodwinked we were, then along the river past kogo hospital. Over the river and thru the city to the hash house we shall go, or maybe just to Shooters. Of course, as SMG just had to be competitive and challenge Chainsaw to a game of  darts. After a while and losing the game, Psychodrunk was erected to go next, only to go 4 times at it.

 #2 was a tucked away near the trainstop and the stairway, called Ishimaru. There at least they had yebisu beer!!! Also chainsaw was able to explain to the bar owner the words on the wine bottle Casiellro del Diablo, translating as Locker of the devil or devil’s locker.

 #3 took us up the F!@#$n stairs. As we short cutted thru the back entrance of the lion tower on our merry way to Shimezo stand bar. Outside of the Finish Psycho tried to fuck w/ us by making a dash back to the bar to avoid capture, only to do a near faceplant over the median railing. Thus not fooled were we as Psycho had already finished.

 #4 Pleasantly surprised that we did not go back to Sailortown, rather Takan no Shippo, where the really cool chalk drawing of stitch in the head, (who said head?) I mean bathroom. On-On well at least for more beer!!

 #5 Enroute to XOXO, Psycho tried to evade us at the top of ?? Parking garage where he was caught, Really on a pub crawl, Psycho? Anyhow another 5 Minutes goes by, As Psycho tried yet again to fool the pack by a false finish at G-Shock, but XOXO it was.

 #6 Chainsaw took the chalk enroute to Yoji-san’s Master’s bar where we met up with habitual latecummer Happy-SM.

 #7 Happy SM / NFN Fumi chalked past a florist shop, where of the 2 lovely ladies dropped the hint to buy happy flowers. SMG and Psychodrunk actually displayed Gentlemanlike / fool hardy behavior and took the hint. I guess they were hoping this gesture would lead to so bedroom activities, as was not the case as the guys discovered when they got to Gramophone. 

 #8 Chainsaw,  well not much to go with here, out the door a left turn then up the stairs to playmates.  The remaining debauchery was a blur, I think that bar 9 was Cindy’s and 10 was lovedoll for more beer and swing low. At this point it was a drunk, hungry and not scoring Chainsaw along w/ SMG hopping in a taxi where as discovered later  that Psycho, Happy & NFN Fumi went to Mc’Donalds.

On-On

Chainsaw Assacre

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Hash Trash 2012 August 12 Run #471 The Adventurous Run of a Few Dedicated Hashers

Present: Chainsaw Assacre, Psychodrunk, Whinny the Pooh, Suck My Gumballs, NFN Scott.

Hot and Humid for a very small turnout. This pick-up started with Chainsaw Assacre leading us to McDonalds. From there the clever hare almost lost us going through the park by the gym with a curvy true trail pointing slightly to a side street across the street. Up we went, slowed by the fact Chainsaw can't count while marking checkbacks. Up and up we went till we found a map saying go to shell. We found the trail and a no blow as we passed a small shrine into the shiggy. Full of spiders and mosquitos, the trail went almost vertical for a bit before leveling off. The first three hounds almost all fell into a big hole well hidden by foliage. We soon discovered this was a bear shitter, and the bear was not happy to have have hounds tromping through his home. As we cowered in fear and the bear was about to strike, there came a loud "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" from our left. Everyone (including the bear) turned to see what it was, just in time to see Whinny the Pooh (who had been a minute or so behind the group) connect with a solid right hook to the bear's jaw. We left Whinny and the bear to duke it out as we ran for our lifes, up another 50 meters or so till we found the trail leading to the road. As we burst from the shiggy and ran, we caught up with the hare, who was sitting on some steps having a smoke. Psychodrunk grabbed the chalk and kept going to hare the next leg, as we filled in Chainsaw. Feeling at fault for a possibly dead Whinny, he offered to wait, and see what became of the galuent hasher. On we went, not knowing the fate of our fellow hasher. We soon found that as well as being as bad as Chainsaw at counting checkbacks, Psychodrunk also doesn't mind forgetting to put no blows next to cemeterys. As we came down the hill, we were slowed by an "elephant near" sign. Thinking this was the store he would be buying the beer at, as there was no beer miester on this hash, we crossed the street and began checking around the store. Silly us, was not to be, so we found trail and pushed on. We followed trail from in intersection to 35, and, as I'm sure Psychodrunk knew we would, crossed to see if the trail kept on. It did not, and so we had to wait to cross back. It was at this point that NFN Scott, knowing the hare would have to cross 35 at some point, left to shortcut by following 35 to pick up the trail at a later point. We ended up in the park by the elephant store some may remember from the first ever store to store. NFN Scott was the Front Running Bastard, followed by Suck My Gumballs. Whinny the Pooh and Chainsaw Assacre showed up a few minutes later, with Whinny limping, blind from missing his glasses and sporting a few nice big scares on the left side of his face. As he was still alive, we chose to assume he had won. When asked, his only comment was "poor Yogi" Down-Downs commenced and, with so many accusations of new shows flying around, the first ever, to the knowledge of those present, shoe social was downed. However, as the person who the first accusation was levyed against started with the wrong shoe, the second ever shoe social was downed, with everyone using there other shoe. We the proceeded to give NFN Scott a fuck off as he was going to see a movie, though it was kinda pointless as we ran out of beer and had to swing low 30 seconds later. The remaining few found themselves at Anchor for the beginning of the ON-ON Mini Bar to Bar, where we ran into Rusty's T-bone. He was not counted as a late commer as the Hash was over, his excuse? Work. Darts were shot, beer was drank, and we moved on the Gramophone. More beer was drank and then it was off to Mama-San's
for some food. From there we all went our seperate ways.

Suck My Gumballs

ON-ON

Hash Trash 2012 July 29 Run #469 Anal-versary Red Dress Run

Hashers Present: AKAGAY, Potassium Pubinator, The Swallows Sisters, Psychodrunk, Texas T-Bag, The Steamer Family, Butt Plug, NFN’s Zack and Alex

Hares: Happy SM, Chainsaw Assacre

Latecummers: e-Kimchi, Sphincter,

At the start of this anal-versary hash, the question was raised as to why we do this during the hot as hell Summer day, vice the spring or fall, but I digress, for those of us brave enough to brave the heat of hell or a Sasebo summer day surrounded by locals who decided to take pictures & maybe laugh at us like a side show display. At least GI hobo wasn’t there this time, nor were the wankers to be named along with NFN Zack.

Anyhow as we fucked off out of Shimanose park on ward thru the street tour of Sasebo & multiple beerstops, wait where was the free beer for the hashers? Rather than being total wankers about it, moving along trail did we. Right to the train station thru and across the street to Wal-Mart Super center sized intersection facing the docks to the true taril arrow indicating a swim across the bay. This where we also noticed the enormous amount of ass outlines on the park benches..

As we proceed, towards the finish, There was confusion about XXX marks in succession, but towards the finish had no idea at the time who it was that caught up to Happy SM. Onto the finish where down-downs were conducted by way of hash tradition, Including the namingof NFN Zack. As there was many good suggestions but none were good enough. NFN Zack henceforth and forever more you shall be known as Suck My Gumballs. To the end of circle, where somebody busted ass before the end of the 1^st verse of swing low.

Noteworthy infractions include: Happy and Chainsaw for double beer meister, Autohashers: Swallows Sisters, The Steamer family & late cummer e-Kimchi. Chainsaw for littering, e-kimchi for not singing along to notes,

Noteworthy Praise: Happy SM for her “ICE” gasm

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Suck My Gumballs

Hasher formerly known as NFN Zack

Hash Trash 2012 July 22 Run #467 Wet Run

Present: Texas T-Bag, Chainsaw Assacre, Freeball Friday, B.O.B, S.T.D, NFN’s Zack, Randy, Scott and Matt (Virgin),

Guest Hashers: From Iwakuni: Barry An Twat Net, Queen La Queefa

Hare: Psychodrunk

Hot as hell the day was for a turn out of the semi usual suspects. That plus 2 guest hashers from Iwakuni white snake. I am still not sure why it was the wet run? Wait scratch that, when Psychodrunk is the hare, everything is opposite day. Such as running underneath Albuquerque  bridge to make a true trail arrow going the opposite way.  So on and so forth. Confusing as it was this time as the intersection by the main gate was making us wonder how psycho “got on base” to lay trail. But that wasn’t the case as he bee lined it along the sidewalk and fence to only cross the street by the SSK entrance leading us to confusion of a true trail that was not there last week.

On-On to the fucking stairs, well at least that part is obvious. The pursuant hounds found their way up the mountain thru a dual rehash of Sushi’s & Chainsaw’s old trails. Of which Chainsaw recognized but was lost temporarily behind an apartment building leading to more damn stairs!! Moving right along. Damned if we do damned if we don’t but sure enough failing to do a whistle check IVO of the love hotel. Shame on us.

Thru the straight away & into the Shiggy, yes I said shiggy. Because we hashers love shiggy, That is except for B.O.B who has been constantly whining about preference of pavement. Over the river and thru the woods to hash house we shall go. But to the surprise that we didn’t stop at the Shrine nearby.  As it were, Pressing thru more shiggy and making it all the way up to Yumihari, AGAIN!!! Or not all the way to a water machine for some much needed H20. Then back down the winding road into town again.

Not all the way down just yet, there was a lil more upwards to go before the last stretch of vines  spider webs, near slip and fall fatalites, and a stick violation etc….  

Noteworthy Infractions include: multiple misspellings on Psychodrunk. NFN Randy failing to get sex on Trail, NFN Matt with his broken backpack condom, Chainsaw mistaking true trail for an old mark, NFN Randy for a near stick up the ass, “splinter enima” a name suggestion for NFN Randy, and probably the most Heinous of all Texas T-bag for bringing Czech Budweiser!!!  Mental note to self there T-Bag, don’t bring Bud or happo-shu! Also bring more than 1 dip next time.

On-On

Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2012 July 21 Run #466 1st ever Store To Store Hash

Present: Chainsaw, ODS, Mama Suck Me, NFN’s Stephan, Josh , Zack and  Scott (Virgin)

Latecummers: Akagay, Potassium Pubinator, E.M.I

Hares/ Stores:

#1 Chainsaw / Nakamura (champion)

#2 ODS / Family Mart IVO Albuquerque

#3 MSM / ??? Package Store (ODS’s Dealer)

#4 AKAGAY / ??? Bar

#5 Chainsaw - NFN Scott / RIC

#6 Potassium – NFN Zack / Family mart (35)

#7 ODS / New Makati (Simon’s) Birthday

#8 CA / EMI Wild Side (Merci’s Birthday)

#9 ??  / New Makati

Twas a sultry summer evening for a last minute, well almost last minute that is because CA posted on facebook, Chainsaw using tech? WTH? Any how branching off on a tangent, so it be that Assacre was erected to go 1^st.  Thus leading to the tricky CB2 by the bridge, just because he was being a dick and because they assumed that he was goona go there 1^st.  Then ODS used tech to try saying they were lost in Sake Town.

ODS was erected #2 but to the tune of predictability, he did go to the Family mart by the bridge. Then had to fuck off momentarily, but had returned with latecummer Potassium Pubinator, Down Downs were conducted then Mama Suck Me was erected #3. Thus after trail violation of CB3, back to the intersection, we finally found the place It was a ??? package store (ODS’s) “Dealer” AKAgay decided to join the merry bunch as we interrogated the Virgin, NFN Scott to find out that the web made him cum & his sponsor wasn’t even there.

Akagay was erected as the next hare, but he was being the mega wanker and refused to carry the damn chalk tote. On ward we searched for nearly an hour but should we have turned left to find true trail going to ??? bar. Chainsaw was erected and he took NFN Scott with him leading unto an intersection turn right to find improper marks made by NFN Scott. To the amusement of the hares, seeing the hounds loop around and find the finish at the RIC nearby the movie theatre sitting on a park bench watching them walk right passed towards lion tower then again to the finish.

Potassium Pubinator and NFN Zack, would take the chalk from there and lead us to the Family Mart on the corner of 35. Shortly there after One Dog was erected only to draw a map to New Makati, and then finish. But by demand as the hashers were hungry & wanted to give non hasher Simon a proper birthday down-down but he was already gone!!!!  There we found latecummer E.M.I. The hashers found their way to wild side, attempting and succeeding at the proper birthday cheers for non hasher Mercy.

Forget who it was that hared last but we found our way back to New Makati to swing low & drink more beer.

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Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2012 July 14 Run #464 Jail Break Run

Present: Captain Jack Swallows, Romanian Steamer, Chainsaw assacre, Papa Steamer, Lil Steamer, Akagay, Puddles the puppy pounder, Psychodrunk, STD, Meow Job, NFN Jesse

Hare(s): Twat Waffle & NFN Josh

Latecummers: Eiffel of Penis, Bent Over Board, ODS

On the latest rendition of a Twat Waffle trail, decent was the turnout for an overcast day, Hares away and 12 minutes were waited before hounds away, an early failure on the hares side as a BT towards alba bridge was already known due to hare seen back tracking. On-On after much confusion out of Nimitz Park Found Trail we did head, who said head… I mean running along towards Ishidake mountain. Trail continued up the mountain and thru some horribly marked shiggy, as we found our way following there tracks, actual tracks that is. But not before these not so devious hares were snared 2X, NFN Jesse caught them 1^st, then not even 10 Minutes later, chainsaw who according to NFN Jesse, “not to be outdone”

Further down and not too far past Kujukushima Zoo & Botanical gardens  Morikirara and thanks to intel from a few locals, Then as it would be Meow Job got them a 3^rd time,  thus because they were lost. Or so they say. Further along was a misspelled map going to Nimitz “bidge”  At this point in time we the frontrunners came to the conclusion that the hares hopped a taxi from there, Maybe chalk talk could have used a spelling lesson from there.

Moving right along, As Chainsaw quickly ruled out the theory of the taxi, he quickly caught up to Twat & NFN Josh again, but let them go w/ the warning that Psycho would not be so merciful. At this point the hounds were just fucking w/ them and trailed them for about a mile, despite the cluster of desperation boob checks was the map to new Makati, but before that was Puddles catching up to the hares again to make it the grand slam (4^th) snare for those non sports fans who didn’t get the reference.

Noteworthy infractions: Hares snared 4X twas quite humorous to see bare asses frozen to a block of ice. The Steamer family and NFN Sue for autohashing, Eiffel, ODS and B.O.B for backsliding, and perhaps the most heinous of violations, THE NAMEE, NFN JESSE FOR EAVESDROPPING ON THE DELIBERATION!!! After much deliberation NFN Jesse: Henceforth and forever more, you shall be known as “HOMO-SKIMO” And to the end of the beer was time to swing low To a bar to bar!!! 

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