Hare(s): Romanian Steamer & Captain Jack Swallows.
Snare: Free Ball Friday
1300
on a beautiful hashing day at Nimitz park, a slight breeze to freeze the
cajones off of assembled hashers, Chainsaw Assacre, Sushi Cowgirl, Freeball
Friday, Suck My Gumballs, Beaver Fister and a long lost Daddys Porn Star as we
all waited for the hares Russian Steamer (or is it Romanian; I don't remember,
Ive slept and drank since then) and captain jack swallows who of course were
late to greet the hounds.
They even asked for more time
to start trail. Once greetings were given soon enough the hares were called
away and the hashers waited and waited and waited to be set loose. once free of
the USO, the trail led up the hill toward the mushroom stand. Lo and behold an
intersection, trail was quickly found and the hounds were off toward the stage
through what was unfortunately the only bit of mud we were to see on that run.
The trail slowly wound its way through
Sasebo's lovely residential district, there were even several dogs to cheer us
on our hunt for the hares. Many many intersections later near the town hall,
Freeball Friday and DPS were standing at the latest in a chain of intersections
talking about absolutely nothing of importance when Freeball Friday jumps up and bolts toward an alley, DPS
sprinted after him as he jumps over crates and the occasional cat through the
narrow alley and pulls out none other than romanian steamer and the captain
trying to crawl deeper into the alley.
Many minutes of trash talking followed at the hares being
caught not by the front runners but the ones lagging behind. Once the abuse was
dealt, the hares were off (asking for more time again) they were quickly found
by the returning front runners.
Chainsaw
Assacre and Beaver Fister as they wandered into the friendly neighborhood
supermarket to which the rest of the hounds gathered for their beverage of
choice. As we finished the last of our drinks, it was noted that Chainsaw
Assacre ran off again not even enjoying a beverage with his fellow hashers.
With the trial gone cold, it took many RU's and blind wandering to find true
trail which led to a winding trail which slowly led the hounds back toward
nimitz park.
Of course the
front runner had already cracked open his beverage of choice as the last
bastard (NFN Patrick) marked his name down at the finish then had to walk toward
the patio where the down downs were to be held. During the Down Down, many false accusations
and many a brew were had before deciding to run a second leg. Daddys Pornstar
and Freeball Friday decided to be lazy bastards and sit drinking the beer with
romanian Steamer and Captain Jack Swallows.
On On,
Daddy’s Porn star
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