Guest Hashers: From Iwakuni: Barry An
Twat Net, Queen La Queefa
Hare: Psychodrunk
Hot
as hell the day was for a turn out of the semi usual suspects. That plus 2
guest hashers from Iwakuni white snake. I am still not sure why it was the wet
run? Wait scratch that, when Psychodrunk is the hare, everything is opposite
day. Such as running underneath Albuquerque bridge to make a true trail arrow going the opposite
way. So on and so forth. Confusing
as it was this time as the intersection by the main gate was making us wonder
how psycho “got on base” to lay trail. But that wasn’t the case as he bee lined
it along the sidewalk and fence to only cross the street by the SSK entrance
leading us to confusion of a true trail that was not there last week.
On-On
to the fucking stairs, well at least that part is obvious. The pursuant hounds
found their way up the mountain thru a dual rehash of Sushi’s & Chainsaw’s
old trails. Of which Chainsaw recognized but was lost temporarily behind an
apartment building leading to more damn stairs!! Moving right along. Damned if
we do damned if we don’t but sure enough failing to do a whistle check IVO of
the love hotel. Shame on us.
Thru
the straight away & into the Shiggy, yes I said shiggy. Because we hashers
love shiggy, That is except for B.O.B who has been constantly whining about
preference of pavement. Over the river and thru the woods to hash house we
shall go. But to the surprise that we didn’t stop at the Shrine nearby. As it were, Pressing thru more shiggy
and making it all the way up to Yumihari, AGAIN!!! Or not all the way to a
water machine for some much needed H20. Then back down the winding road into
town again.
Not
all the way down just yet, there was a lil more upwards to go before the last
stretch of vines spider webs, near
slip and fall fatalites, and a stick violation etc….
Noteworthy
Infractions include: multiple misspellings on Psychodrunk. NFN Randy failing to
get sex on Trail, NFN Matt with his broken backpack condom, Chainsaw mistaking
true trail for an old mark, NFN Randy for a near stick up the ass, “splinter
enima” a name suggestion for NFN Randy, and probably the most Heinous of all
Texas T-bag for bringing Czech Budweiser!!! Mental note to self there T-Bag, don’t bring Bud or
happo-shu! Also bring more than 1 dip next time.
On-On
Chainsaw Assacre
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