Present: Captain Jack Swallows,
Romanian Steamer, Chainsaw assacre, Papa Steamer, Lil Steamer, Akagay, Puddles
the puppy pounder, Psychodrunk, STD, Meow Job, NFN Jesse
Hare(s): Twat Waffle & NFN Josh
Latecummers: Eiffel of Penis, Bent Over
Board, ODS
On
the latest rendition of a Twat Waffle trail, decent was the turnout for an
overcast day, Hares away and 12 minutes were waited before hounds away, an
early failure on the hares side as a BT towards alba bridge was already known
due to hare seen back tracking. On-On after much confusion out of Nimitz Park
Found Trail we did head, who said head… I mean running along towards Ishidake mountain.
Trail continued up the mountain and thru some horribly marked shiggy, as we
found our way following there tracks, actual tracks that is. But not before
these not so devious hares were snared 2X, NFN Jesse caught them 1st,
then not even 10 Minutes later, chainsaw who according to NFN Jesse, “not to be
outdone”
Further
down and not too far past Kujukushima Zoo & Botanical gardens Morikirara and thanks to intel from a
few locals, Then as it would be Meow Job got them a 3rd time, thus because they were lost. Or so they
say. Further along was a misspelled map going to Nimitz “bidge” At this point in time we the frontrunners
came to the conclusion that the hares hopped a taxi from there, Maybe chalk
talk could have used a spelling lesson from there.
Moving
right along, As Chainsaw quickly ruled out the theory of the taxi, he quickly
caught up to Twat & NFN Josh again, but let them go w/ the warning that
Psycho would not be so merciful. At this point the hounds were just fucking w/
them and trailed them for about a mile, despite the cluster of desperation boob
checks was the map to new Makati, but before that was Puddles catching up to
the hares again to make it the grand slam (4th) snare for those non
sports fans who didn’t get the reference.
Noteworthy
infractions: Hares snared 4X twas quite humorous to see bare asses frozen to a
block of ice. The Steamer family and NFN Sue for autohashing, Eiffel, ODS and
B.O.B for backsliding, and perhaps the most heinous of violations, THE NAMEE,
NFN JESSE FOR EAVESDROPPING ON THE DELIBERATION!!! After much deliberation NFN
Jesse: Henceforth and forever more, you shall be known as “HOMO-SKIMO” And to
the end of the beer was time to swing low To a bar to bar!!!
On-On
Free Ball Friday
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