Hash Trash 2011 February 27 The Hash That No One Finished!

Sunday morning turned out pretty promising for an afternoon hash. The hashers made their way to Nimitz Park where the hash would begin at about 1400. As the hashers arrived a soft rain started, which eventually turned into a short down pore. Present hashers were: Happy SM, One Dog Sleeping, Chainsaw Assacre, Psychodrunk, Screw Driver, NFN Dante, NFN Sly, Pi Pan, AkaGay, Snowball, Pedo Kazu and Texas 2.2. Hares for Sunday’s hash were: One Dog Sleeping and Co-hare Chainsaw Assacre. Hares away was called and the hares were off. The trail proceeded along the river to the hospital. Next it turned right and did a detour through Sailor Town. Sailor town was a must since One Dog Sleeping is the king of bar-to-bars. The trail then turned through the Ginza and across 35 and through the Post Office parking lot. Up the hill to the Thai restaurant was the next portion and then it wound along the middle of the mountain with three consecutive down and ups. Eventually the first leg would end at Chainsaw Assecre’s mansion, unfortunately the hares were the only two hashers that would make it this far. The hounds waited the standard 12 minutes and were away. The first confusion for the hounds was in the Ginza. After some time of making wrong turns, the hounds eventually found true trail to the Post Office. Apparently postal workers erased some of the markings in the parking lot, so the hounds were very much confused. Psychodrunk eventually discovered this and once again the hounds were on true trail. Shortly later Happy SM decided to make her own trail and was thoroughly lost for the remainder of the hash. The other hounds eventually made it to the first down and up (about halfway through the first leg) and voted to abandon trail. Eventually all the hashers made their way to Makati Bar where down downs would commenced. Makati Bar was chosen to get out of the rain, and ODS stashed the beer and snakes there before the hash began. One NFN was to be named at this hash, so the hashers proceeded to drill NFN Sly for information. Some of the names that were not good enough included: Yaba Daba Goat Fucker (a close 2nd), Came for a name, No Run Sunday, Captain Save a Ho, Eye Shooter and Cleveland Steam Cutter. Eventually a name was decided on and NFN Sly now and forever more is named: Goat Fuck Yerself. Texas 2.2 requested to be renamed and after much deliberation, Texas 2.2 was renamed: Chin Chin 2.2. OnOn was Playmates and OnOnOn for a few of the hashers was once again Makati Bar. Next hash run will be an unscheduled bar-to-bar this Saturday.

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