Hash Trash 2011 February 13 St. Valentine's Day Hash

Saturday was a horrible day, with gusty winds and large snowflakes falling. This horrible weather lasted from before lunch till the sun set. Everyone feared horrible weather while trying to prepare to hash a Sunday hash. The next morning was beautiful outside, partly cloudy, and warm. Naga Suck Me had been planning a Valentine’s Day hash starting at Haiki Train Station. The following co-hares hashed: Naga suck Me and Texas 2.2. The following hounds were hashing: Psychodrunk, One Dog Sleeping, Brown Eyed Dragon, Pedo Kazu, Eyeful of Penis, I Kim Chi, NFN Sachi, NFN Sean, NFN Dan, NFN Ryan. We left the train station and crossed the highway running a side road till we passed a park and met back up to the highway. After running the highway for a short while, we passed behind the police koban and ran a small river before finding a large flight of stairs. As we ran to the top, we found a beautiful temple, and ran down a long concrete hill. Upon running through a cho area till we reached a walkway crossing over the top of Highway 35. Just passed the walking bridge was a “Wines and Roses” stop. No Valentine’s Day is complete without chocolates inside of a pair of lace panties, and roses wrapped around bottles of strawberry wine. From there, NFN Sean offered wine to one of the local farmers, before jumping inside an abandoned wheel-less vehicle to try and get farther. Once everyone had a good laugh, we continued to run down the hill and to an apartment complex, which had a roadway behind it. We followed the road up a hill across the street and back down the next hill before wrapping through a different cho, and back to Highway 35. Once at the highway, we ran a short distance to the Daito Train Station, which had the finish line right behind it. The front running bastard was Texas 2.2 (who was the co-hair but got lost along the way) and the front running bitch was I Kim Chi. Because of the previous day’s horrible weather, the down down was held at Sphincter’s house. Once there hares did down downs for violations such as too many maps, bad check backs, too long of a trail, and an overall s-h-i-t-t-y-t-r-a-i-l. Three hashers were given proper names: NFN Sachi was properly named Pai Pan; NFN Sean was properly named Mama Suck Me (dare we ask?); and NFN Dan was properly named Chainsaw Assacre.

On On. Brown Eyed Dragon