#537
Halloween Bar 2 Bar 1 日
11月
Present: Chainsaw Assacre(Scottish
Pirate Captain Greaves) “Sky” Rim-job
(Bane w/o Respirator) , Lil Steamer (Witch) Suck My Gumballs Romanian Steamer, Whiny The POO, Bloody Dobby (Scary
enough as themselves)
Hare / Bar
#1 SMG – Anchor
#2 CA – Bunny
#3 WTP / SRJ: Jumble (Snared by SMG)
#4 CA – New Makati
#5 SMG – Playmates
#6 CA – Love Doll (RENAMING)
It was scary
frightening or just downright creepy as the hashers assembled, well sort of on
a frigid Friday night (November 1st) actually. Wait not on
Halloween? Really? Oh hell Samhain is gonna get us next year for that. I
digress The 1st by-proxy hare was SMG waiting at the usual scene of
the crime for nothing as it were.
To anchor we
go; or just meet up there. After beers a plenty, we move along to bunny for
beer pong aplenty as the kangaroo court unanimously votes to rename “Bloddy
Dobby” More to Follow on that. Compete as we did, @ beer pong (say it isn’t
so!!) SMG defeats BD in game 1 Chainsaw & Whiny cums from behind to defeat “Sky”
Rim-Job & Russian Steamer. Sky & Whiny take the chalk to supposedly
blaze a trail to Jumble.
You fools
said it too loud; then wind up spending the entire 5 minutes standing at the
corner to be snared by SMG. So on-on to Jumble as it were, where SMG was
noticed missing & presumed to gotten by the boogie man!! Chainsaw was hares
away to New Makati where we see SMG alive and well. Was all well & good
until the elderly crowd came in.
SMG was on
to the next bar; short n easy to playmates where debauchery aplenty took place.
All the BS aside It was on to #6 for the renaming of “Bloody Dobby” There was
only the Steamers, Chainsaw, &
Gumballs to deliberate the eligible candidates.
Hanger Banger, Slobby Dobby DOO, & Bloody T-Bag to name a few. But
were those good enough? HELL NO!!! “Bloody Dobby” Henceforth & Forever More
you shall be known As Jump My Ass / JMA for short. As the renaming hath
concluded there was no more business to conduct therefore on-on to swing low.
The good
news is that Halloween / Samhain is on Friday next year, so hopefully the
turnout & the costumes will be much more better.
On-On
Chainsaw
Assacre
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