Hash Trash 2010 August 22 SNARED HARE!

Run 362 was hared by Psychodrunk who would disappoint the hounds from the beginning. The Hare decided to cum late and was not prepared. The hounds had to push the hare so we could make the 1228 train, 2 stops later we were ready for chalk talk and found the hare had failed to bring enough chalk for all the hounds. After chalk talk we held a hash flash and called hare away. The hounds would share what little chalk was provided to navigate the lame trail. The trail would immediately begin to go up hills and steps, along the way the hounds found themselves going into the shiggy until another road was found that led up the hill. Then a boob check was laid at which point the front running bastards waited for the rest of the hounds in hash style. At this point two of our hounds, Screw Drive Her, and virgin NFN Shioko, would make the ultimate sacrifice and decide to call off the chase because the heat was too much to bear. The trail would go right into the shiggy and elude the hounds for more than 20 minutes. After many cobwebs, sticks and stones, the hounds would find the true trail +++> mark and continue up the mountain road. Right around the corner the trail would make a sharp right turn into the shiggy once again. After a few minutes the hare was at his first beer check and there was no beer in sight, very disappointing. Hare away was called and the hare left just as the hornets would cum out to play. Sushi Cow Girl, after being stung in the back 2 times would call hounds away and down the road we would go. A few minutes later “H2O near” is sited and the hare would have hash cash ready to hydrate the hounds. Sushi Cow Girl would crawl to the hydrator just in time! Once again the hare was off and 12 minutes later hounds away was called. This time the hounds had enough and decided to set a trap for the hare. Yes SNARED HARE was within the hounds reach; we had worn him down with our skillful approach. After documenting the event the hare was given 6 minutes and off went the hounds. The hare laid a trail back to the train station because the hounds had worn him out. Not to be discouraged hounds, Oohlala, Sushi Cow Girl, NFN Nate, and virgin NFN Gonzo would choose to run back to Sasebo Park and beat the hare who was on the train being closely watched by the rest of the hounds.

Down downs would be held at Sasebo Park where Screw Drive Her would re-join the pack and Sushi Cow Girl would use tech to ensure virgin Shioko made it home safely and in good spirits. Multiple down downs would be had by all, Psychodrunk for being snared and laying a horrible trail. The virgins, NFN Gonzo, brothers NFN Yoshi and NFN Hirokazu (visiting from Fukuoka). Celebrating for catching the hare was WooWooWoo and NFN Nate. Virgin NFN Gonzo for departing early and the late cummers JJ Jet Plane with his side kick NFN Yoshi. Sphincter would cum late and complete a down down to bless new cranial gear. Analversaries for 10 hashes were Sushi Cow Girl and WooWooWoo.

Other hashers in attendance today; One Dog Sleeping, Strikeout, Juon, NFN Yuki, and Ginger Bread Dildo.

After swing low the onon plan took us to Napoli to feed the hounds in preparation for next week. Ononon would take us to Playmates to visit the backsliders then off to Makati for one last beverage.

The kangaroo court voted and this cumming weekend will be a double since some of our hashers will be temporarily departing and it is HAPPY SM!’s birthday. So Saturday will be a bar to bar, the hare COULD BE YOU! Then Sunday will be a regular run hared by Sushi Cow Girl and co-hare NFN Nate they promise a trail that every virgin will enjoy so do your recruiting this week! Watch the web for times and meeting places.

Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 August 8 Red Dress Mania

Hashers in attendance today; Straight Edge, Happy SM!, iphonecator, Psychodrunk, One Dog Sleeping, woowooowoo, Juon, Karaoke Porn Star, Strikeout, NFN Andrew, Sphincter, and Sushi Cow Girl.

Run 360 is the 2nd annual red dress run requested this year by Straight Edge. We called Hares (Straight Edge with Happy SM! As co-hare) away at 1225 from JR Sasebo station. After a photo shoot with a couple lovely Japanese girls hounds away was called. A brief tour of the piers then the hounds found the trail and started heading up the hill. Behind the church then up the stairs the trail would go. The day was rather warm so the hares laid a trail up many stairs in hopes to lose the hounds. The hounds would have none of that and soon found themselves calling a social for beverages. The hounds are off and just around the corner the hares had laid a beer check. After documenting the lady like drinks for all the red dress hounds, off we went and started heading down hill. Meeting many locals who were having a great time admiring our breathtaking outfits. After a couple of stops to sing songs the trail would intersect 35 and turn to the left. At this point it is clear this trail does not have enough hills and entirely too few steps! The hares would not disappoint for long as the trail makes a right turn and heads straight up hill. The trail leads to Tenjin Park for the finish and down downs. The Hares would do multiple down downs for trail violations, most notably writing finish then having an intersection and chad to go to the true finish. Juon would be crowned with Front Running Bastard and charged with having a pink dress instead of red as instructed. Iphonecator would do a down down for having new shoes. Sphincter as a returning hasher, had a great excuse but the kangaroo court would vote to have him drink anyway. ODS would have multiple charges as a backslider and failing to be a co-hare as he promised on a previous hash with nothing but a lame excuse. Analversaries included Sphincter for 300 hashes, KP for 25 hashes, ODS for 10 hashes, and Juon for 5. Happy SM! was voted as the new song mister as she happily accepted. Kangaroo court had a long agonizing vote and in the end Strikeout would be voted as the RED DRESS QUEEN!!!

Onon, to make Sushi Cow Girl very happy, would lead to Seajack sushi where the customers and staff would admire our beautiful outfits. The off to find why fellow hashers had fail to show we stopped at Grammaphone, Playmates, and finished a Makati’s. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 July 25 Yumihari Hillside

Hashers in attendance today included; Psychodrunk, Straight Edge, Karaoke Pornstar, Dick McSemen, iphonicator, Oohlala, Naga Suck Me, Happy!SM, Texas T-bag, Strike Out, Screw Drive Her, Pedo Kazu, NFN Cory, NFN Josh, NFN Nat, NFN Mike, NFN Asami and Virgin Maria. Run 359 started with hare away, Sushi Cow Girl, at 1355 from Nimitz Park. The trail made a left turn just prior to the Albuquerque Bridge and went along the river and Sasebo Park. Reaching the next bridge the trail crossed the river and made a long u-turn and back across the next upstream bridge. Then another gentle turn and a view of the Sasebo fire station appeared. The trail then passes the Log Kit and makes a CB to go thru a parking lot and up the trail along the new freeway entrance ramp. Another CB and the hounds find themselves coming down the hill and up the stairs to the left. One more CB and the trail goes down the road and then traverses walking trails and stairs along the Yumihari hillside up to ?? apartment complex. From here the very moderate hill climbing is complete as the trail once again follows the weaving road for a beautiful view of Sasebo city. Then the hare detects the scent of beer and takes a left turn down a walking trail to follow the scent. If only the hounds had such sensitive noses! Detecting where the scent is originating from, the hare follows the road to the left, then left up the stairs, and then right down the stairs, now straight ahead and down the hill to the 5th floor of Shrine Court apartments where the beer patiently awaits the hounds. FRB at the beer check is Psychodrunk closely followed by NFN Nat, NFN Mike, and Oohlala. Upon realizing this is only a beer check, Happy SM curls up in the corner and begins to cry. But don’t feel bad; Happy SM is soon to change her tune with sex on trail! A hare away is called and the hare marks another great trail en-route to Nimitz Park. During down downs one virgin, NFN Maria, is introduced to the hashers and her sponsor does a down down for failure to train. iphonicator completes her down down and departs early to go shopping! Happy SM does a down down for initiating sex on trail. Swing low is sung and the end of the hash is called. For the on on the hare takes the hounds out for Yakitori and then to Makati's. Why? One Dog Sleeping was the scheduled co-hare and failed to attend, ODS had no worthy excuse. On on Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 July 17 Bar Crazy

The bar run started with straight edge, as the hare, taking the hounds on an extended tour of Sake town. Due to the extended tour 2 pedestrians were brought into the hash, NFN Alex and NFN Josh. The hounds made a quick beer check when a family mart appeared next to the hares map! After documenting the beer check the hounds were off to the first bar, Blue Mile. After refreshments a different hare was erected from the hounds and sent away. This would continue thru the run so all hashers would have an opportunity to hare. This hare took us all to Sailor towns Anchor Club where we documented our NFN street pick ups. Next it was back to Sake town where Karaoke Porn Star and One Dog Sleeping was caught near Venus. The hounds decided, since the hares were caught outside the bar, the hares would be let loose to find another establishment. Given ample time the hares regained their composure and were singing Karaoke when the hounds arrived atRomania. The next stop was once again in Sailor town at Playmates. During this stop Lesbian Butt Frower, who thinks it is too hot to hash, after some peer pressure promised to attend the next hash. Then Sushi Cow Girl made a trail error in leading the hounds to the next bar, Laguna’s. After the hounds corrected the hare all was made well since the hungry hounds were able to feast at Ace’s! Due to his mistake, Sushi Cow Girl once again hared, this time setting a good trail to After 5. Then it was off to Polo at which point everything gets a little fuzzy for all hashers since 9 bars have been visited. Outside re-visited Playmate the hounds completed swing low and the end of the hash was called. Hounds in attendance for run 358 included Naga Suck Me, Happy SM!, Straight Edge, Sushi Cow Girl, One Dog Sleeping, Texas T-bag, Psychodrunk, Oohlala, Strike Out, Karaoke Porn Star, iPhonicator, NFN Maki, NFN Alex, NFN Josh, NFN Brock, NFN Tim. The on on continued in Sailor town as the hashers visited multiple establishments until the sun cums up! On on Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 June 27 TECH CHECK BEER CHECK!

This day’s hash was hared by Psychodrunk in his customary staircase style. Starting from Shimanose Park and quickly moving up into the hills where there are plenty of stairs for Psychodrunk to get comfortable and lay a crappy trail for the hounds to navigate. One hour into the run the hare gave out and made a terrible decision to use tech on trail for a beer check. After the hounds documented the hares failed attempt to please them, the hare was off once again. Beer near was posted next to the train station at which time the hare failed to provide the beverages. So the hounds made the best of it and boarded the train just as the rain started to fall (that’s right, no rain during the hash today). Departing the train meant the rain once again was stopped and the hare quickly procured provisions for the Down Down. The Down Down took place at Sasebo Park when we realized virgin Ken was lost and the hunt began. Virgin Ken decided to show after using tech to drink coffee and a change of clothes, who invited him anyway? Down Down was attended by all starting hashers; the hare Psychodrunk, Ginger Bread Dildo, Virgin Ken (finally found?), Oohlala, Screw Drive Her, NFN Kazu, and Sushi cow girl. FRB was Sushi cow girl even though he couldn’t determine 12 minutes for hounds away and couldn’t even count for CB2 (fellow hounds made the corrections and got him back on trail) and Oohlala was cited for blood on trail. Once again no rain during down downs. On On, demanded by FRB, was held at Fuji Wakamaru Sushi restaurant. On On On held at Gramophone so Happy SM could join the hash. Where was Happy SM all day, working, yeah right! Our Bartender at Gramophone, Misato, and Happy SM have promised to make amends by providing the hashers with many virgins next month, can they keep to there promise? Cum and see! Now the rain has stopped as hashers depart, have the hashers learned how to control Sasebo weather? On On Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 June 13 Who Said Rain?

Sticky rainy season just set in on the day before. But the light rain in the morning stopped in the afternoon just before the hash begun. Psychodrunk arrived at Nimitz Park before anyone else. And Woo Woo Woo Woo who gave up the cowboy boots showed up. Then there came NFN Nick, Strike Out, NFN Joshua, Ooh-La-La, NFN Virgin Mike, NFN Leroy, Gingerbread Dildo, NFN Naoya (Juon), Screw Drive Her, Happy! SM, Naga Suck Me, Sphincter and NFN Kaz. We moved to Huis Ten Bosh Hills parking lot again where we met our hares, Werewolf and NFN Tom. And Debbie Does Dairy Queen, NFN Debbie and a virgin joined. The party totaled 20 in number again. Hares away at 1358 and the pack away at 1410 after a chalk talk by Sphincter, which turned out to be too much informative. We took stairs to go backward of the last trail to Huis Ten Bosh. But it went back to the condo area then into woods. And a true trail arrow appeared out of nowhere to guide us into a bamboo grove. Then we hit the main street of Huis Ten Bosh. The trail continued toward Saikai Pearl Line, but the front-runners consumed too much time in a bamboo grove. Then we advanced into a side lane of Saikai Pearl Line for a small fishing port. At the time we climbed up another hills, only NFN Naoya a.k.a Juon was barely trying to catch up with us. In a short while, we hit the same intersection making a loop as the trail of last week. When Psychodrunk got to the spot, the pack arrow guided to make a loop again then into the newly marked true trail. The rest of the trail was just a rehash of the last one and we finished at the parking lot. Happy SM and Gingerbread Dildo were the second group to finish but they were half an hour behind. The rest of the pack finished by twos and threes, and the DFLs finished after 1700 when three hours had passed. At the down-down, the hares drunk and NFN Mike were made to drink because he wore a psychedelic head gear. Happy SM was awarded 25 times hash band and Woo Woo Woo Woo 5 times hash band. And the DFLs and fuck-offs drunk. Few members stayed to name NFN Tom that was not realized the last time. All the nominations from the last week were deleted and he was named Yo Ho Whore after a close race with Just a Tip. We swung low as always and closed the circle at 1900. Sphincter, Screw Drive Her, NFN Naoya, NFN Leroy and Psychodrunk made a feast at Sushi restaurant Seajack again. We are having another bar-to-bar hash on this cuming Saturday as scheduled. But not a single hasher has yet volunteered the hare so far. So we decided to hold kangaroo court to erect the hares. The erections will be held at Nimitz Park USO @1900 and at each bar for the further hares. We will pick up hares randomly, so the hare could be YOU! ONON Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 May 30 One Hare Drinks All Hares Drink

The weather was perfect for hashing on the sunny Sunday afternoon. The first person to arrive at Nimitz Park USO was NFN Cory and hangover hashers gathered gradually. Although it was tough to join two-day consecutive hashes, especially after the pub-crawl run, we had as many people as always including some virgins. And then we set out on a journey to Hario employing Sphincter, Happy SM, Screw Drive Her and Psychodrunk as designated drivers. The rest of the pack was composed of Eiffel of Penis, Karaoke Pornstar, Dick McSemen, Naga Suck Me, Needle Dick Princess, NFN Leroy, NFN Joshua, NFN Derek, NFN Rick and two virgins. We all followed the start arrows to a huge parking lot of Huis Ten Bosh Hills, where we met the hares; an old Sasebo hasher Werewolf and NFN Tom. And Debbie Does Dairy Queen and NFN Debbie joined in the pack. Finally 20 hashers gathered. After the blessing of the hares, hares started to lay the trail at 1417. Sphincter was reinstated in the chalk talk business and hash aerobics business. Then the pack was away at 1429. The trail went through a bamboo grove to a roadway, but it took too much time to find hash marks. The front running bastards and bitches kept running. Once again hash marks disappeared all of the sudden and we found the trail made a sharp turn without any indications. And we came back to the same intersection after 20 minutes of running. Then we found an abandoned chad bag and we found out the part of the trail was a loop and the new markings were added later. This means one hare ran half of the trail and the other hare the other half. It is not prohibited, but is considered poor “hare-manship”. A trail run in this manner is considered a “Wimp-trail” and defeats the purpose of having live hares (Samurai HHH hashing handbook 2004). Eiffel of Penis led the rest of the trail and some other marathon runners became completely absorbed in non-stop-running to the finish. Shortly after 1600, twin Debbies, Eiffel of Penis, NFN Joshua and Psychodrunk finished at a time. It took another 20 minutes for the following group to finish. Down-down was proceeded mainly for the hares. After deflouring the virgins, we named five time hashers. Due to a strong demand for hash names, we try to name NFN Tom and Debbie, but we couldn’t come to the conclusion. We named Rick Woo Woo Woo Woo from the Indian design of his T-shirt, and named Derek Derek the Poo. It lasted for three hours and we all swung low and the hash got a piece. We went to a Sushi restaurant Seajack for On On. After all, we have done 6 hash runs in May which may be record-breaking. ON ON Psychodrunk