Those in attendance were: Psychodrunk, Captain Jack Swallows, 3MC, Eat My Ichi Go, NFN Gary, Free Ball Friday, One Dog Sleeping, Sushi Cowgirl, NFN Randy, Chocolate Brown Shit Stick (Shitty Shit Stick), NFN Jason, NFN Maki, Chainsaw Assacre (Steely Dan/DAD) and GFY.
Bar 1: While we were still recovering from the shock of Sushi Cowgirl being present at a bar to bar he shocked us all by volunteering to Hare the first trail. Hounds away straight across the bridge to Family Mart where we saw ourselves a beer stop and a check back. The Hounds, clever as always, decided to skip the beer stop in order to get to a bar and spend more money.
Unfortunately, our destination was not a bar but a bench in the upper part of the Sasebo Park. After being commanded to retrieve refreshment for his fellow Hounds Psychodrunk returned with refreshments aplenty.
Bar 2: Our next erected Hares were ODS and NFN Randy who led us on a trail to Shooters, which was of course short cutted by GFY, Capt Jack Swallows, Sushi and Psycho.
Bar 3: The next Hare erected was GFY who then stated that 3MC gave him an erection and requested that he also be erected to co-Hare. GFY and 3MC proceeded to lay a stupid long trail with a CB7 only to end up a few stairs above Shooters at Cindy's.
Bar 4: EMI made a nice little trail over to Da New Makati's
(Dangerzone/Blueball's) and we proceeded to get our drink on and oddly erect the Hash Trash writer, who was already getting trashed.
Bar 5: Chainsaw decided to take us on the pilgrimage to Sake Town and unpredictably took us to XOXO. Sushi and 3MC shortcutted so much that they may have beat the Hare to the finish.
Bar 6: Sushi was erected the next Hare and off the Hounds go and so the controversy begins. After following multiple "illegal intersection" X's we came upon a CB20 winding back to Sexy Girl. GRY the Bar to Bar Hasherrif attempted to justify his positions existence by calling BS on the allegedly "illegally" Hared trail. After consulting the Kangaroo court of which only consisted of Psycho and ODS (cause no one else gave a shit or was already to shitty drunk, take your pick) it was decided that the trail was easy enough to follow despite many turns and no intersections making it ok. GFY, ever the asshole, vowed never to create another intersection if he Hared a trail.
Bar 7: Sushi erected himself and we were on our way home to the gut of drinking central but on the way Free Ball Friday stumbled into Sushi for a Hare Snare. We ended our trail at Playmates and oddly Sushi decided to use intersections again.
Bar 8: Sushi gave himself another erection while simultaneously amazing his fellow Hashers with his stamina despite his advanced age. At this point of the night I can recall things getting a bit hazy and the trail very shitty and confusing, bad combination for bar 8 of a bar to bar. Sushi remedied the myriad issues with a tech on trail call to Psycho and we meandered on over to Bunny Bar where NFN Gary sang an awful rendition of "Glory Days", Psycho broke a fan and EMI smoked in a non smoking area (by this time we were in great bar to bar form).
Bar 9: ODS was erected Hare and we made our first bar to bar stop at Bar G-Rock where NFN Randy dropped two cigarettes and then proceeded to smoke the shit out of both of them at the same time.
Bar 10: CAPT Jack Swallows led us to River Rock on a drunkenly confusing trail in which we ran circles around the Love Doll/New Makati cho for what seemed like an eternity. It was also at this time that Psychodrunk and NFN Maki disappeared for an awkwardly long amount of time (think what you will).
Bar 11: GFY and ODS proceeded on the most obviously laid trail possible with X's the size of garbage can lids spaced about 2 feet apart leading to Wendyz. While at Wendyz we decided to name NFN Maki and things got a little hazy. After much deliberation she was voted by GFY and others as Kyushu Kruizer due to the fact she has never left the island of Kyushu.
Hilariously, embarrassingly and despite the fact GFY voted for Kyushu Kruizer he announced her to the Hash as DOWN AND HAPPY, which resulted in a lot of strange looks and an awesome awkward silence. After correcting GFY's drunken mistake we swung low super half assed style and stumbled into the cool night air.
And so Hashers this ends the 456th chapter of our blurry and vomit inducing story. ON-ON with love.
Very Respectfully Go Fuck Yourselves,
Goat Fuck Yourself
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