Hashers Present: Potassium Pubinator,
Chocolate Shit Stick, Chainsaw Assacre, Secret Slip Enside, Romanian Steamer,
Psychodrunk, Twat Waffle, Goat Fuck Yourself, Screw Drive Her, Stillborne
Ranger, Bent Over Board, NFN’s Taylor, Brian, Dan, Kurina, Charles & Alex, Travis, Chelsea
Virgins Ty, Jenn, Alex
Backsliders: Trat, Follows Children,
3MC, Sushi Cow Girl, Akagay, $1 Boy Kay Toy, Daddy’s Porn star, Turcockatron,
Pull My Strings, Incestuous In Salmonator,
Hare: Twat Waffle
Latecummers: ODS, Pai Pan Sphincter
So
What had Happened was: on a semi overcast Sunday afternoon, which happened to
be quite a fashionable turn out as many a backslider were there. Twat waffle as
the hare this afternoon giving the chalk talk then to be blessed and away w/
direction to find beer. Brief continuation of chalk talk was to follow along
with Psychodrunk to advertise for the Nash Hash like he was a sleazy time share
salesman. So as 12 minutes passed; hounds away. However backslider
Tur-cocka-tron & daddy’s porn star forgot about the 3 minutes of walking.
WHOOPS!!! Anyhow, moving right along, As the trail it’s self was uber-shitty and not to hard for
the pursuing pack to figure out, As a secret informant was happy to rat out
Twat waffle, but not until after the CB20 was detected. Upwards, and onwards to
what seemed like we were going up to Mt. Yumihari AGAIN! Was yet another
informant who was happy to dime out TW.
Ever so closely sniffing out for the fleeing hare and beer we continued
up the steps thru to a 5 way intersection onwards onto a private driveway as we
would discover later. Hare Snare #1 and the honors go to Follows Children. Twat
Waffle Claims to have done this on Purpose for a hash flash w/ a view, or so he
says.
While holding out for Incestuous Insalmonator, for this view the hounds ultimately were bored and released Twat Waffle directing him to find beer. Finally into the shiggy, where proper trail would get cold and the pack was lost for what seemed like hours & hours As all the hounds searched the woods for no further sign of trail, where a local gardner came out and warned us about venomous snakes & not to cut thru his garden where we suspected the real trail ultimately went.
As the pack made their way up to the top onto the street above, where no trail was found in a scope of 369°, As it seemed like all damn day searching in vain a few hashers finally found trail, where as most gave up & short cutted back to Nimitz Park. Thus resulting in a social for more than 69% of the hash would be shortcutting bastards.
Meanwhile those who did find true trail continued on, As Sushi Cow Girl ultimately caught TW for snare #2. Not too long after that The not so slick hare was spotted again by 3mc who in pursuit slid down the hill taking some bamboo with him gave chase to make the capture for #3. Holy shit, The 1st ever HAT TRICK snare in Sasebo H3 “hash”tory!!! As he would be punished for in a unique manner, (ice in his shorts)
On-On to the finish which was at New Makati for the down-downs and hash business such as SBR’s fuckoff, TCT & SBR’s 10th anal-versary, Twat Waffle who would do his 1st down-down from a baby bottle as he became a father, & NFN Kurina who, Now and forever more be known as “Lil Steamer” After swing low a few hashers would stay to drink more beer and empty the Keg.
On-On
Chainsaw Assacre
While holding out for Incestuous Insalmonator, for this view the hounds ultimately were bored and released Twat Waffle directing him to find beer. Finally into the shiggy, where proper trail would get cold and the pack was lost for what seemed like hours & hours As all the hounds searched the woods for no further sign of trail, where a local gardner came out and warned us about venomous snakes & not to cut thru his garden where we suspected the real trail ultimately went.
As the pack made their way up to the top onto the street above, where no trail was found in a scope of 369°, As it seemed like all damn day searching in vain a few hashers finally found trail, where as most gave up & short cutted back to Nimitz Park. Thus resulting in a social for more than 69% of the hash would be shortcutting bastards.
Meanwhile those who did find true trail continued on, As Sushi Cow Girl ultimately caught TW for snare #2. Not too long after that The not so slick hare was spotted again by 3mc who in pursuit slid down the hill taking some bamboo with him gave chase to make the capture for #3. Holy shit, The 1st ever HAT TRICK snare in Sasebo H3 “hash”tory!!! As he would be punished for in a unique manner, (ice in his shorts)
On-On to the finish which was at New Makati for the down-downs and hash business such as SBR’s fuckoff, TCT & SBR’s 10th anal-versary, Twat Waffle who would do his 1st down-down from a baby bottle as he became a father, & NFN Kurina who, Now and forever more be known as “Lil Steamer” After swing low a few hashers would stay to drink more beer and empty the Keg.
On-On
Chainsaw Assacre
always great to see my old friends on here, but it's also great to see how much the Sasebo HHH has grown in the last year and a half !
ReplyDeletestay safe and ON ON !
(Strike out :)