Hash Trash 2012 March 25 USO Run

Sasebo HHH Run #444
Virgins: NFN Kelly, NFN Eri
Backsliders: Psychodrunk, Pie Pan, Romanian Steamer, Kurina, NFN John
Big Time Backsliders: Ballerina Boboo
Birthdays: Chainsaw Assacre, Screwdriver, Kurina

The patio next to the Nimitz Park USO was covered with chalk talk by the time this hasher arrived, having parked the beer car near the JMSDF gymnasium. As luck would have it, the parking space next to the USO opened up right around 13:40, so Texas T-Bag moved the car there while fellow hashers used their bodies, or maybe just their odors, to keep other motorists from parking there. With the beer secured, talk soon shifted to who's turn it was to hare the first leg. Chainsaw advocated Texas, but soon several elbows were pointing at Chainsaw. With such motivation, he caved, and hare's away took place around 13:50.

Chainsaw led the first leg up the Sasebo River. Near Sougo Hospital, he left a boob check as his second intersection, but NFN Kelly soon had the true trail figured out. The trail led towards City Hall, then upward, towards Yumihari. Psycho and NFN John led the pack, following the true trail, while Texas shortcutted as usual. At one point, NFN John thought thought he saw Chainsaw laying trail on a road further up the hill. He quickly climbed under a bridge to lie in wait and snare the hare, but he ended up face to face with a young boy instead. Meanwhile, Texas T-Bag had found where the trail plunged into a forest and seemed to making a bee-line to the summit. After ascending across moss covered rocks, through abandoned terrace fields, the trail leveled off on a dirt road. The hare placed a devious CB3 that led hashers through a bamboo thicket, than a few other detours along the dirt road. Somehow he passed through some thick shiggy to descend back towards City Hall, but NFN John eventually snared him, and promptly wrote "Hair Stare".
NFN John led the trail to the Sasebo River, then crossed Route 35 to go into Kaneyama Shrine. The trail generally continued to the south, forcing the pack at one point to scramble down a children's playground. Finally, the trail crossed over to the Sasebo Library, then straight to Albuquerque Bridge and the finish.
Down Downs took place next to the usual picnic table. Psycho spent some private time with the bottled beer at the next table, treating the bottles better than America's Top Model. As usual, he promptly spilled some beer and faced the wrath of fellow hashers. Chainsaw drank as hare for the first leg, with NFN John drinking for the second leg. Psycho, Ballerina Bobo and NFN John drank for being racists. NFN Kelly drank for being the first biach in, but all the other biaches joined her for that down down. Infractions abounded: NFN John for stalking a little boy from below a bridge, Screw Driver for watching Texas search in vain for trail, when she had already seen the racists find true trail further down the dirt road; NFN John for poor spelling following his hare snare.
Next Run: Bar-to-Bar Run
OnOn, Texas T-Bag