Hash Trash 2010 November 28 ALL AMERICAN HASH

The name says it all for this hash. The hashers were Follows Children (hare), One Dog Sleeping, Karaoke Porn Star, Sushi Cow Girl, Meowjob, Texas Tea Bag, and for a very brief showing Pink Sausage. Late cummers were Psychodrunk and Happy SM. The hash started from Nimitz Park late due to the hare cumming late. The hare made the fatal mistake of telling the hounds where the trail would end so we immediately called hare away before he made any more verbal mistakes. 12 minutes later hounds away were called. Yes, there were only American hounds/hare in the group today; all of our famed Japanese hashers are now backsliders! Not having the Japanese guidance available to help us navigate was definitely against us today. The trail would go past the Ginza and soon off into the hills on the far side of 35. Around the bend and thru the first of many playgrounds the trail would go (the hounds soon new why Follows Children got his name). After many intersections and check backs the trail would come back onto 35 where the hounds would see Texas Tea Bag up ahead, his keen senses had led him thru a short cut. TTB leading the way the rest of the hounds would follow. Soon the trail was headed up a hill with a +++> sign made from the white markings on the highway to show the way. Up around the corner, and past another playground the trail would go. Just a little farther and beer near was laid. Follows Children had gotten thirsty and led the hounds to the roof of his house for some well needed beer to replenished lost fluids. After looking over the modest view hares away was called and 11 minutes later hounds away. The hounds soon found the trail leading thru many sidewalks and intersections. Sushi Cow Girl would be the first to become lost by choosing the wrong direction at an intersection. But remembering what the hare had mistakenly told the hounds SCG would find a shortcut and be back on the trail ahead of the rest of the hounds. The rest of the hounds tried to follow his trail but due to SCG’s failure to mark properly the hounds would get off trail, but have no fear, they all remembered the hares mistake and would make there own shortcuts to Sasebo park! Down downs started with a f%#^off for TTB who was late for meeting Pink Sausage who decided not to run today. The hare then did down downs for his trail violations and admitting he was almost lost. There was more than on social called since all the hounds decided to make shortcuts vice follow the trail. The kangaroo court would vote and decide these shortcuts were not actual violations and are allowed but decided it is a good reason to call a social anyway. Swing low was call and the HHH would go in peace. Onon started at the kebab stand where Psychodrunk would meet us then lead us to The River Rock. Happy SM would find us here and lead us all to Playmates. The hounds started departing but a few would make their way to Makati for one last onon. We all hope to see more of our Japanese hashers next month as the kangaroo court voted the hash is much better with them cumming out with us. Onon Sushi Cow Girl