Present: Straight Edge, Sushi Cow Girl,
Suck My Gumballs, Captain Jack Swallows, Happy SM, Chainsaw Assacre, NFN’s Yukiko & Dylan
Hare: Psychodrunk
Snare: Sushi Cowgirl
Once
upon a midnight dreary, no make that a semi cold December afternoon in Sasebo
Japan. Haiki Station to be
specific gathered 8 half-minds (hashers) for what would turn out to be a
grueling & shitty trail. I mean that literally, but more on that story at
11.
It
all began as Psycho took off for his allotted 12 minutes, chalk talk was
skipped but for some uncertain reason, which eludes me to this day. Never mind it’s of no importance. All 7
half-minds took off exiting the station & taking a right turn onto a BT.
Trail
was eventually picked up again, going the opposite direction, in fact directing
towards a bridge leading us to the other side of the river, quoth the hashers
“fuck me more”. Sure thing as Psychodrunk would oblige.
Thru
woodlands, farmlands & streets, and to previously un hashed sections of
Sasebo City. There was even a construction site & stairs some more.
Goddammit Psycho was a’ traipsing whore.
Quoth the Hashers “ Fuck me
more”
On-On
passing thru nearby rice paddies we go, up the mountain down the valley here
come the paddy wagon & the police, Maybe from habit or she was startled by
the rabbit. Happy sorted out the mess
and offered the police to join as our guests. Following the lead thru
the gates & back to the street, quoth the hashers “fuck me more”
To
the hare’s dismay, Sushi came out and snared you today; Would have probably
been done again if not for the random CB you left that way Quoth the hare “Fuck
me more”. Long ways to the finish, SMG got a lil skittish, literally
backsliding down a driveway, who’s
up for a neck injury this day? Quoth the hashers “Fuck Me More”
All
possible electrocution hazards aside, cum join us on this wild ride of near
slip n slides or nearly falling off the mountain and taking Death’s ride. Even
the cows joined in on the insanity, cow pies & vanity this way. Quoth the hashers “Fuck us more”
All
in, sort of for here comes Psycho and the pack came a rapping, rapping @
Sphincter’s chamber door, Some visitor entreating entrance upon the chamber
door to interrupt the games of shogi
for long lost hashers came
a rapping, rapping upon the GM’s chamber door
On-On
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Chainsaw Assacre