Sasebo Hash Trash

Hash Trash 2011 December 31　Sasebo H3 New Years Eve all night bar to bar

2012-01-05T22:01:00.004+09:00

New Years Eve hash started from Nimitz park with Psychodrunk and Pie Pan as the hare/co-hare. After a short flat trail that was too short, the trail led to bar River in Sake town. The hare would then keep the trail short and go to Romantic Blast for the hares to continue New Years celebration mismanagement. The third bar XOXO is where late cummer Sushi Cow Girl joins the hash and a new hare is erected. The hares, One Dog Sleeping and 3MC, would lay trail to Double A using a CB6 on the stairway. After quenching there thirst the hares, One Dog Sleeping and Goatfuckyourself, would lead the hounds to Jigger bar. Then Sushi Cow Girl would hare and after finding a closed bar at the proposed finish he would lead the hounds to Wendyz. Here is where Happy SM would join the hash and become a hare erection. Upon hounds away called the hounds would find a map outside Wendyz that would send them to the back door alley. After a quick navigation thru the alley the hounds would follow the trail to Makati. Here, just like last year, the hashers would celebrate the New Year at the stroke of midnight. This is a all night hash so the next trail laid by Chainsaw assacre would take the hounds to Gramophone. Then Chainsaw assacre and Akagay would lay trail to Anchor bar. Here One Dog Sleeping would be given his 69 head (who said head?) band in hash style. Then Pie Pan and 3MC would lay trail to Lion Tower bar Kiss Me. The trail was horribly laid, presumably to give these 2 hares some time alone, for what we don’t know! Here one more late cummer shows, Iphonicator. So the next trail is laid by Iphonicator and Sushi Cow Girl to Playmates. After saying hello to the fellow hashers behind the bar hares away was called and Goatfuckyourself and NFN Aki would lay trail to Sky is the Limit. Here the remaining hashers that have not gotten lost or otherwise disappeared would swing low. The onon plan would take us to Makati and from here the sun would start to rise and the hashers would start going toward home.

Watch your email or check facebook for the next hash, it is sure to be mismanaged just as much this year!

On on Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2011 August 28　Hash Paralympics

2011-08-28T22:41:00.007+09:00

Hashers gathered at JR Huistenbosch station at 2PM on 28 August to celebrate the special para-olympics hash, hared by Sphincter as he hobbled along streets, up hills, stairways and promenades in his attempt to lead the Sasebo H3 pack to the promised land of cold beer.

Per reports heard by the pack, the quasi-immobile hare had actually started laying trail at noon, almost two hours prior the pack’s 2PM start. Consequently, the pack paid little heed to the long standing traditions of the Sasebo H3 that involved the pack walking for three minutes out of the start. From the start, the pack headed out the east exit of JR Huistenbosch, where they had gathered for chalk-talk. Psychodrunk and No-Name (chaplain?) were borderline racists as they lead the hashers along Route 205 south toward Haenosaki, looking for true trail.

The first intersection was found in front of a small shrine, just a few hundred meters east of the station. Texas T-bag led hashers across Rt 205, where the trail quickly descended into “Downtown” Haenosaki. The trail made a counter clockwise course through the residential streets, eventually leading across the salt water canal to the south, and heading east towards Nagata-cho. After a cleverly laid trail descending into a bamboo grove, the packers found a “check back 69” that forced a 5-minute U-turn back towards Haenozaki Station. From the north side of the Haenozaki guest hotel, the hare drew a quick and dirty map that showed the pack how to cross the original trail and head up the hill towards JR Huistenbosch Station. Under the station, next to Happy SM’s car, the pack finally discovered another map instructing the pack to cross the pedestrian bridge toward the ANA hotel, to pick up the next segment of trail.

Hashers headed south along the channel, eventually finding a “checkback 69/3” that brought the pack in another U-turn to the Huistenbosch parking lot exit. The pack crossed the parking lot and picked up trail along the main road leading to Hario, but soon crossed the street to pick up the trail heading north along the main road. At Huistenbosch bridge, the tail descended to a public park where the hare mercifully pointed out a source of water to the pack. From there the trail crossed to the west side of the main road, and headed north along several small farms, eventually ending at Sphincter’s house.

As the run had taken place during the heat of the day, without a single cloud in sight, the pack was understandably relieved to see the “Beer Near” sign and looked forward to some cool beer to quench the intense thirst built up by the pack during the 80 minutes of trail. However, the pack was shocked to find only 2 Asahi Dry beers and an old MGD waiting for all to share. After 20 minutes at the finish, the hare finally emerged from his house to take Happy SM and Akagay back to the start to pick up their rides. The hare also STARTED his hash shopping from that point, as the pack slowly cooled off while sharing a case of bottled water. The pack watched jet-skiers pass by on the Haiki channel while killing time.

After more than an hour at the finish, the hare finally returned to the finish, with a 5L mini-keg of Heineken and a case or two of MGD that was just starting to cool down on ice. The mini-keg seemed to lift the spirits of the hashers quite a bit, but they still called for blood in the form of a down-down from the hare for totally fuc**ing up the down-down festivities.

With beverages abundant, hashers were able to quickly charge their vessels, and the circle soon formed. First to drink was the hare for laying a S-H-I-T-T-Y trail, followed by Texas T-Bag for being the front running bastard. Happy SM was called to drink for being the first *itch to finish, but it was quickly revealed that she had written 16:20 as her finish time, instead of 15:20. Calls for all lesbians to drink soon filled the air, so iiKimochi, and I-Phonicator joined her in the circle for the first of many social down-downs. While at the circle, the pack ran through the traditional list of infractions, including footwear, and Nike “swoosh” gear. On several occasions, those with mismanagement experience were called to join the evil-doer in the circle under the auspices of a group down-down. Finally Chainsaw Assacre changed the theme of the evening by posing a somewhat serious question to the circle: “Why doesn’t Sasebo HHH host the Nash Hash?” Spinchter and Texas T-Bag explained the process of “earning” the Nash Hash bid, from the initial lobbying efforts at the current Nash Hash, to political fallout associated with hosting the Nash Hash. The Kangaroo court suggested multiple locations for a possible Sasebo Nash Hash, including camping cabins at Lake Isanoura in Saikai City, to an overnighter in Ureshino Onsen, to a pristine beach in the Goto Islands, to a campground near Ryumon Dam in Arita City. Psychodrunk adamantly rejected the Ureshino proposal, citing his ability to continue to live there as a concern. Eventually the votes of the pack seemed to center on a campground at Ryumon Lake near Arita City, where Psychodrunk said there was an abundance of possible hash trails. The pack decided to pursue such an overnighter as a Sasebo HHH exclusive event, to test the feasibility of a potential Nash Hash bid.

Everything seemed to be going fine, when the pack ran out of beer. Not only had the hare failed to buy beer for the finish, the beer he bought was not enough to last for a reasonable duration down-down. Soon, Happy and some volunteers were dispatched to the nearest convenience store to buy some beer, but instead, the returned with two 6-packs of “happoshu”, a disgusting concoction of peas, beans, and other low left-over vegetables acquired by brewing companies to undermine Japanese beer tax laws. Texas T-Bag protested but the pack just didn’t seem to understand the calamity at hand.

After ordering curry rice for delivery, the pack sang “Swing Low” and retired to Sphincter’s house to “endure” the happoshu while waiting for the curry rice to arrive.

OnOn, Texas T-Bag

Hash Trash 2011 July 10　#407 Shrine Run A.K.A “The Lame Hare”

2011-07-14T21:28:00.003+09:00

It all started on a hellfire hot Sunday afternoon at Shimanose Park right by the Starbucks. Not too long after the lame hare Psychodrunk had concluded the chalk talk. Hare away, shortly there after we would be cross paths with the G.I Hobo again. Meanwhile Brown Eye Dragon & NFN Sandra would try to get some “pussy” A 3-way before trail? Awesome idea, but that was not the case. 12 minutes later “hounds away” Across 35, over the ditch & thru the woods to hash house we shall go. I say thbru the ditch, because Sushi Cow Girl decided to, just because he can I guess. Trail was soon regained up the stairs then down over into a small patch of shiggy by an empty water tank. Shortly thereafter we passed hotel 21, but failed to do a whistle check. Past the hotel up the street then to a residential section of town where we almost got lost again. At this point O.D.S discovered the 1^st of 2 pieces of hash treasure in form a page from a porno mag. Up the ladder into another small section shiggy and onward the pack was in pursuit. Up and down the hills and stairs where we would discover dead pussy on trail. Down, Up and over is where O.D.S would have to call it quits, damn the heat. NFN Sandra also had to cut it short as to make sure ODS got into a cab & made it back. They would later be accused of sex in the cab during the down-down. Back on the street past the construction site is where Chainsaw Assacre found a dart gun which is the 2^nd bit of hash treasure. Further along past a series of intersections, the hounds would find a CB 6 lthus leaving us confused and searching for damn near ½ an hour until true trail was found again. This would lead the pack into some more shiggy and finally the only shrine we would pass thru. Trail was further followed up the hill into more shiggy. Up to the top the pack nearly lost trail again but not for long as we would ultimately trespass thru a small tunnel leading to a parking lot of what looked like a monastery. Down around the bend is where Psychodrunk would be snared by Sushi Cow Girl and Manko……Polo. After 10 minutes, it was hounds away again. Upon resuming the pursuit, The pack found the beer stop. This is the point where Sushi and Manko would take over for an injured Psychodrunk to lead us back to Nimitz Park for the down-down, but not before giving us the slip a few times. Many items were discussed during the down-downs to include Twat Waffles anal-versary and NFN Dave’s abbreviated naming. Questions were asked and NFN Dave who was given a proper name, blessed, and now and forever more shall be known as Yano Mas. At which point all hash business had been concluded, to be followed by swing low. “May the Hash go in peace,” “May the hash get a piece.” On On Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2011 June 12　Slippery When Wet A.K.A Reverse Cowgirl Run

2011-06-14T19:15:00.004+09:00

As we all gathered on this ½ ass rainy day at Nimitz park for the Sunday trail, For Run # “40Free” as Psycho proclaimed. Sushi Cow Girl had just given a brief description of the trail to be. To include all the shiggy, the hash flashes & the likelihood of crossing a river. The Hare was away. 12 minutes later the hounds were away. Then shortly after discovering the intersection just past the park the hounds “lost scent” That’s right the hounds lost the “scent” after searching 369° for nearly an hour the next intersection was found on a light pole nearly washed away by the rain, and the hounds continued their pursuit. Further following led the pack past Hikari & log kit. A part of the trail in which we have followed before, Up the Stairs and towards what some of the hounds thought was up to Mt. Yumihari (again). Upon discovery of the side intersection & down a flight of stairs we were back on trail. This would lead the hounds to a crossover of Chainsaw’s previous trail where some the pack were briefly confused by some of the old trail marks that were still in place. Shortly thereafter it was JJ the Jet plane who picked up on trail again. JJ would later “get lost” at a check back going further up the mountain. Lost and confused JJ would later stumble upon the trail but failed to snare the hare. Thus to labled as a short cutting bastard. On-On went the rest of the pack. At the top of the hill past the cemetery and to the left, There was some short lived confusion about the map. Onto and further up the mountain the pack paused for a hash flash near a raging waterfall and then a shrine. Nearby the shrine manko…..polo discovered the true trail mark fashioned out of rope of all things. After a near sideways slip, NFN Kenny nearly wound up with a stick up the ass. Further along and thru a clearing up to the top of the hill led us to a shrine and a hell of view for another hash flash. Where NFN Kenny & NFN Jackass decided to take a “bath” All the while Manko… Polo decided to be the fan girl for this pose. It was there that the CB12 was found. Back to the new intersection and down to a dead end, the trail was found going back to the shiggy down the mountain. After a more few near slip and falls. Another slip and fall, this time it was NFN Jackass in a vain attempt to break his fall by grabbing a shrubbery. Seems like sex with trees just wasn’t enough and NFN Jackass attempted to Uproot trees, shrubs and flowers, literally. Finally the pack was out of the shiggy and onward down hill. Well almost all of the pack. B.E.D would try to talk Naga into sex on trail only to reject his self? May be the trail was to filthy or his “body condom” was just not sufficient enough? Onwards towards the end, well the no beer near part in the parking area of an apartment building, where a slightly confused Psychodrunk made his way to the top of the building. At last making our way to the finish there was a tricky intersection right across the street from the base, where a few hounds turned left to no avail. This is where Psychodrunk would “jaywalk” and nearly get hit by a car in the process. Back around to the park to find another no beer near then finally finishing at Wendy’s for the down downs, discussing the trail and other hash business before Swing Low. On On Chainsaw Assacre

Hash Trash 2011 May 29　Run #401 Typhoon Songda Scottish Bastard Run

2011-05-30T20:47:00.006+09:00

Hashers attending were: Chainsaw Assacre (the hairless hare), Psychodrunk, Texas Tea Bag (TTB), Pink Sausage, Chin Chin 2.2, Sushi Cow Girl, NFN Maho, NFN Dave, NFN Patrick, NFN Misty, and late cummers: Eye Full of Penis, Happy SM, Sphincter, Needle Dick Princess and guest, Naga Suck Me, and Pie Pan.

The hash started with hare away called and then the weak hounds began donning rain gear! WHAT! Rain gear, it is only a typhoon get over it! 12 minutes later hounds away were called and off the pack went with TTB and Psychodrunk finding the trail leading out the main entrance of Nimitz Park. Past the main gate and too the right the trail would go, then up the hill as if we were going to Mt. Yumahari once again, well not quite. The trail would soon turn and follow the road toward UBUD hotel. Just before the hotel the trail would turn and go into the shiggy. Soon the trail would disappear and the hounds would learn the hare was making turns without intersections. The hounds soon found the trail, which came out of the shiggy to a road then up many stairs. At the top of the stairs once again no intersection? Later the hounds would learn front running bastard Psychodrunk did not call the pack because he wanted to be a hound of one and catch the hare (more on this later). The hounds would find the trail going down hill and then a shortcut to what seemed to be a dead ended trail again. Soon the pack found the hare captured by Psychodrunk just to find out the hare ran out of chalk but kept running anyway!!! The hounds provided the hare with chalk and sent him away once again. This time the trail would lead down the hill to the freeway on ramps then around the corner to Nimitz entrance. Upon entering the park Chin Chin 2.2 would once again catch the hare!

Down Downs were held at Sasebo park where the hare would drink for many trail violations and then drink some more for his chalk failures and hairless snares. Psychodrunk would drink for leaving his fellow hounds behind and thinking of only himself. Must have been the typhoon that clouded his memory but we cleared it up with many beverages and songs. Eye full of Penis would cum late and drink for missing the hash due to sex with the cable guy. Chin Chin 2.2 would drink for sending his virgin, NFN Maho, back to Fukuoka on the 1500 bus at 1545 and without a proper hash send off. Pink Sausage would run off early to listen to the radio. NFN Dave would drink from his shoes, with a sock strainer, for cleansing the shoes prior to the hash. NFN Patrick and NFN Misty would drink for shortcutting. NFN Patrick and the hare for sex after trail while retrieving the beverages and forgetting the bottle opener. All hares associated with Texas would drink because when one Texan drinks all Texans drink.

Onon took us to Napoli where out of town hasher Chatterpussy would introduce herself to the hash members. This is also where Birthday hasher Pie Pan would join the hash. Ononon went to Playmates where Naga Suck Me would watch the guys play with there balls on the pool table. Fellow Hashers Snowball and Flashflower were there to greet us as was non-hasher Tomoko.

Next hash will be Saturday, pick up at 1800 followed by bar to bar.

On on Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2011 April 24　Sushi Run

2011-04-24T22:49:00.004+09:00

Present: Psychodrunk, One Dog Sleeping, Follows Children, Happy SM, Screw Drive Her, Stick a Dick in It (STD), Chin Chin 2.2, Pie Pan, Twat Waffle, Snowball, Eifel of Penis, Brown Eyed Dragon, NFN Josh (Moulin Pooson), Virgin NFN Ben, Virgin NFN Drew, Virgin NFN John.

Late Comers: Sphincter and Chainsaw Assacre

Everyone met at Nimitz Park for a day of hashing throughout Sasebo. Chalk Talk was conducted by Sushi Cow Girl as the hare, after which Karaoke Porn Star blessed the hare and away the hare went. For some reason KP had a bad excuse and was not able to hound on this trail as his last day in Japan. It was still good to see him there for everyone to say goodbye. A little practice singing held by the song miester, and the hounds were away. The run went out the main gate of Nimitz Park and towards the front entrance to the base. After running past the base, the trail made a right and headed towards the hills of Sasebo. We ran along the street for a short while as the trail went up a set of stairs and into the woods. Plenty of chad was laid down as the trail went through the woods until meeting a road. The road would have been easy to follow, but instead the trail went up a long, long, long flight of stairs which included a good view of Sasebo harbor. After climbing about a thousand stairs, the trail led back into the woods and up the face of the mountain. As the trail went up and up and up and up we eventually made it to one of the hotels near the top of Mt Yumahari. The trail led to a few out-of-breath taking views of Sasebo Harbor and 99 Islands, before going behind the view points. This is where NFN John (a virgin) snared the hare. What type of a hare gets snared by a virgin? After waiting around for awhile and allowing everyone to catch up, the hounds were back on trail heading down a portion of the mountain. When reaching the turkey eagle true trail point, most people took the rope line down as far as they could. Somehow there was not enough rope to go all the way down, which is why others were smart enough to go the turkey route. After running down a road for a little bit the hare took everyone down the face of the mountain, through a few thorn bushes, and near a danger sign for what might have been an electric fence. Once leaving the face of the mountain, the trail crossed a road and went down another thousand stairs. At least these stairs were downhill. Once at the bottom of the stairs the hounds ran through a parking lot to follow a map near Sailor Town. The down downs were held at Wendy’z in Sailor Town for Psychodrunk as the front running bastard and STD as the first bitch in. Psycho, what took you so long to be the front runner again? Brown Eyed Dragon had to down a little beer for losing his virgin on trail. Once the Grand Master Sphincter arrived, questions were asked to NFN Josh who was given a proper name, blessed, and now and forever more shall be known as Moulin Pooson. Look forward to everyone joining us for Saturday’s Trash Hash and Bar-to-Bar.

On On

BED

Hash Trash 2011 April 16　KP F*#K OFF BAR TO BAR

2011-04-19T21:49:00.002+09:00

Hashers attending were Needle Dick Princess, Ballerina Boo Boo, Karaoke Pornstar, Brown Eyed Dragon, Psychodrunk, Chainsaw Assacre, Pie Pan, eKimchi, Sushi Cow Girl, Sphincter, Happy SM, Follows Children, Puppy Face Off, and NFN Matt.

The hare tonight was Karaoke Pornstar with co-hare eKimchi. Hares away called at 1910 with KP promising shiggy, hounds departed and soon found the shiggy that led to the road heading to Dreamer. The hares soon noticed there was one hound that did not make it, Psychodrunk was lost on trail and had to use tech and call the hounds to find the first bar! The second stop led the hounds to Pixy for some much needed hydration and entertainment. Upon departing the hounds made a stop at Yamagata Paradise to participate in Japanese rock/paper/scissors song. Around the corner the hounds went to Masters. Here is where famous late cummer Happy SM joined the hash and Chainsaw Assacre requests to learn English? The next trail took the hounds to Snack Ray and Sphincter joined the hash. Here we sang F*#k off to KP since this is his last hash before departing Sasebo. After many drinks and some questions for cross dressing NFN Matt the hares laid trail to Playmate. After meeting our fellow hashers, Snowball and Flash Flower, we were off and around the corner to Westerner. Now it gets very fuzzy from here, not sure if its because of the drinks or KP's singing efforts. The hounds picked up hash treasure, another NFN Matt (I think). The next stop was River Rock, on this leg there was talk of a Co-hare snare but it is really fuzzy because of the ringing in our ears from KP's singing. Soon we were off to Wendy'z where the hashers would spend lots of time and name NFN Matt, Twat Waffle. After much rejoicing the hare laid to Love Doll. Here Follows Children and Puppy Face Off joined the hash with 2 hash treasure girls of their own! Swing low was completed in hash style and the hash went in peace to get a piece. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2011 March 27　Happy SM’s Necrophilia Animals Hash

2011-03-28T21:08:00.003+09:00

Hare was Texas T-bag. Hounds were Psychodrunk, Screw Drive Her, One Dog Sleeping, Pie Pan, eKimchi, Brown Eyed Dragon, Happy SM, Aka Gay, and Chainsaw Assacre.

Another Sunday run and it was a beautiful day outside. Texas T-bag showed everyone around the corner from Haiki Station where we met up to bless the hare and let him start running trail. After a few minutes of the hare being away Happy SM was kind enough to bless us with her presence. A few minutes later it was hounds away to hunt down the hare for Hash number 392. After leaving from the starting point, we went out and up one side of the street and back down the other side, before crossing the street and down to the river. After running up the river for a little while we found our way into the city before running along the river again. After crossing the blue bridge we found ourselves going up a “hill” across many stairs before arriving in a city. Being sneaky, Texas T-bag crossed around the cho before going down a set of stairs and down to the corner. After that we climbed a set of stairs to the first shrine where some people made their prayers (hopefully for all animals to live). From there we crossed behind the shrine and up the hill through several mosquitoes and past several dog markings (with no dogs) where we found ourselves at the top of the hill behind all the houses. After running behind the hill we went down the stairs across a street and down another set of stairs. The bottom of the stairs led us past a pack of unmarked dogs and around a hill. After this hill there was a check back 5 which check backed at the beginning of another shrine. After going across the same blue bridge we ran around a few hills and found ourselves climbing a concrete hill to the third shrine. Just before going down the stairs, Happy SM found a dying mole. From there we ran around the corner along the train tracks before crossing over them. Some people were busy staring at each other (eKimchi and Chainsaw Assacre) and almost missed the stairs near the tracks, which would have been a 1.5 meter fall (like PsychoDrunk into a garage). A quick jog down the street and we were at the finish which had also been the start. Fortunately there was a park where everyone was able to have the down downs. Happy SM was too busy trying to save a dying bird to notice the down down and circle. Although no virgins and NFNs there was a few anniversaries and birthdays to celebrate. Chainsaw Assacre and Screw Driver celebrated their birthdays as well as Brown Eyed Dragon, Chainsaw Assacre, and Texas T-bag received there 10 hash band; Happy SM received her 50 hash head band (who said head?). Over all it was a good trail for a short notice and we look forward to everyone making it to the Cherry Blossom Run next Sunday.

On-on

Brown Eyed Dragon

Hash Trash 2011 March 19　Almost All American

2011-03-26T21:04:00.001+09:00

Saturday’s Bar to Bar was another exciting time running through Sailor Town and Saki Town. We started at the USO in Nimitz Park and made a roundabout way to Shooters Top Side for a good time. After hanging out for a little while we made our way to River Rock. Once there for a little while the Hares were away on their way to Snack Rey. A few people had some of the best fried rice they have had in a long time. I thought this was a drinking club? After a little time at Snack Rey’s we ran a far distance of .1 kilometers to Playmates. After leaving playmates One Dog Sleeping hared to a new bar in Saki Town called Main Bar Masters. All the hounds and hares enjoyed their time there because there was such a wide selection of alcohol to choose from. After leaving there, the hounds were led to XOXO for a few drinks. Upon leaving XOXO, the hares led all the hounds to Polo. At polo we named NFN Brandon for now and forever more to be named Fast Action Gaijin (FAG). After leaving there the hares led everyone to Blue Js. The final bar on the list was Makatis, where down downs were completed and everyone went on awaiting the next hash.

Those present included: eKimchi, Chainsaw Assacre, Brown Eyed Dragon, One Dog Sleeping, NFN Brandon (Fast Action Gaijin), NFN Christfer (Virgin), NFN Mike, NFN Andrew, Goat Fuck Yourself, Muff Diver, and Naga Suk Me

on on

Brown Eyed Dragon

Hash Trash 2011 February 27　The Hash That No One Finished!

2011-02-28T23:18:00.003+09:00

Sunday morning turned out pretty promising for an afternoon hash. The hashers made their way to Nimitz Park where the hash would begin at about 1400. As the hashers arrived a soft rain started, which eventually turned into a short down pore. Present hashers were: Happy SM, One Dog Sleeping, Chainsaw Assacre, Psychodrunk, Screw Driver, NFN Dante, NFN Sly, Pi Pan, AkaGay, Snowball, Pedo Kazu and Texas 2.2. Hares for Sunday’s hash were: One Dog Sleeping and Co-hare Chainsaw Assacre. Hares away was called and the hares were off. The trail proceeded along the river to the hospital. Next it turned right and did a detour through Sailor Town. Sailor town was a must since One Dog Sleeping is the king of bar-to-bars. The trail then turned through the Ginza and across 35 and through the Post Office parking lot. Up the hill to the Thai restaurant was the next portion and then it wound along the middle of the mountain with three consecutive down and ups. Eventually the first leg would end at Chainsaw Assecre’s mansion, unfortunately the hares were the only two hashers that would make it this far. The hounds waited the standard 12 minutes and were away. The first confusion for the hounds was in the Ginza. After some time of making wrong turns, the hounds eventually found true trail to the Post Office. Apparently postal workers erased some of the markings in the parking lot, so the hounds were very much confused. Psychodrunk eventually discovered this and once again the hounds were on true trail. Shortly later Happy SM decided to make her own trail and was thoroughly lost for the remainder of the hash. The other hounds eventually made it to the first down and up (about halfway through the first leg) and voted to abandon trail. Eventually all the hashers made their way to Makati Bar where down downs would commenced. Makati Bar was chosen to get out of the rain, and ODS stashed the beer and snakes there before the hash began. One NFN was to be named at this hash, so the hashers proceeded to drill NFN Sly for information. Some of the names that were not good enough included: Yaba Daba Goat Fucker (a close 2nd), Came for a name, No Run Sunday, Captain Save a Ho, Eye Shooter and Cleveland Steam Cutter. Eventually a name was decided on and NFN Sly now and forever more is named: Goat Fuck Yerself. Texas 2.2 requested to be renamed and after much deliberation, Texas 2.2 was renamed: Chin Chin 2.2. OnOn was Playmates and OnOnOn for a few of the hashers was once again Makati Bar. Next hash run will be an unscheduled bar-to-bar this Saturday.

OnOn ODS

Hash Trash 2011 February 19　GRIDLEY Virgin Bar to Bar

2011-02-21T20:08:00.006+09:00

Saturdays bar to bar was a rookie experience with three virgins and two unnamed hashers. Two of the virgins to join this hash were visiting from USS GRIDLEY. To start there were only three named hashers, but in true Sasebo tradition, the hash began on time. The first leg was co-haired with One Dog Sleeping and Brown Eyed Dragon and was a 5K that would have made Psychodrunk proud. Along the way, the hounds came across Happy SM, who made it to Makati for the first finish. The second leg was haired by Brown Eyed Dragon and Chainsaw Assacre who led everyone to Blue Js. Leg three was haired by One Dog Sleeping and Chainsaw Assacre and led everyone to Polo where down downs were conducted. All the virgins including NFN Matt, NFN Joe, and NFN John were properly inducted to Sasebo HHH. Also, NFN Matt and NFN Sly were re-introduced to the Sasebo HHH. All sponsors were properly punished for having virgins as well. From there Happy SM haired a leg which led us to Takuan-no-Shippo where Pedo Kazu joined us. Inside the toilet was a chalked stitch, but who had time to do that? NFN Matt and NFN Matt arm wrestled for who would be the good Matt and who would have the lucky name as Bad Matt. From there, Brown Eyed Dragon, NFN Bad Matt, and NFN Sly took the lead as hairs bringing everyone to Saki town for a brief stop at the Romanian Bar. A few karaoke songs and drinks meant it was time to hair again. Brown Eyed Dragon and NFN Sly haired the group to Subic back in the sanctuary of Sailor Town. Everyone took the time to enjoy some free food for Meg’s birthday. NFN Matt and NFN Joe left here to try their luck in Sailor Town before returning to their ship. After everyone had eaten it was Hairs away where Brown Eyed Dragon (again) was out the door with NFN Bad Matt where they led everyone the long way to the River Rock. A few minutes there, and it was time to head out the door. The hounds went chasing after One Dog Sleeping who was found at Playmates. Snowball and Flash Flower were already working there, but enjoyed a little time with their Hash Brothers and Sisters. After that it was Hair away with Brown Eyed Dragon (yet again) taking everyone to Bunny bar. After a little time there, One Dog Sleeping Haired the final leg to Love Doll. Down Downs and a little swinging low was properly held. May the Hash go in peace, may the hash get a piece!

On On

Brown Eyed Dragon

Hash Trash 2011 February 13　St. Valentine's Day Hash

2011-02-14T21:00:00.007+09:00

Saturday was a horrible day, with gusty winds and large snowflakes falling. This horrible weather lasted from before lunch till the sun set. Everyone feared horrible weather while trying to prepare to hash a Sunday hash. The next morning was beautiful outside, partly cloudy, and warm. Naga Suck Me had been planning a Valentine’s Day hash starting at Haiki Train Station. The following co-hares hashed: Naga suck Me and Texas 2.2. The following hounds were hashing: Psychodrunk, One Dog Sleeping, Brown Eyed Dragon, Pedo Kazu, Eyeful of Penis, I Kim Chi, NFN Sachi, NFN Sean, NFN Dan, NFN Ryan. We left the train station and crossed the highway running a side road till we passed a park and met back up to the highway. After running the highway for a short while, we passed behind the police koban and ran a small river before finding a large flight of stairs. As we ran to the top, we found a beautiful temple, and ran down a long concrete hill. Upon running through a cho area till we reached a walkway crossing over the top of Highway 35. Just passed the walking bridge was a “Wines and Roses” stop. No Valentine’s Day is complete without chocolates inside of a pair of lace panties, and roses wrapped around bottles of strawberry wine. From there, NFN Sean offered wine to one of the local farmers, before jumping inside an abandoned wheel-less vehicle to try and get farther. Once everyone had a good laugh, we continued to run down the hill and to an apartment complex, which had a roadway behind it. We followed the road up a hill across the street and back down the next hill before wrapping through a different cho, and back to Highway 35. Once at the highway, we ran a short distance to the Daito Train Station, which had the finish line right behind it. The front running bastard was Texas 2.2 (who was the co-hair but got lost along the way) and the front running bitch was I Kim Chi. Because of the previous day’s horrible weather, the down down was held at Sphincter’s house. Once there hares did down downs for violations such as too many maps, bad check backs, too long of a trail, and an overall s-h-i-t-t-y-t-r-a-i-l. Three hashers were given proper names: NFN Sachi was properly named Pai Pan; NFN Sean was properly named Mama Suck Me (dare we ask?); and NFN Dan was properly named Chainsaw Assacre.

On On. Brown Eyed Dragon

Hash Trash Run 2011 February 5　FRONT GATE CB BAR TO BAR

2011-02-09T20:24:00.005+09:00

The hashers attending today were Psychodrunk, Texas 2.2, One Dog Sleeping, Naga Suck Me, Puppy Face Off, Sushi Cow Girl, NFN Sly, NFN Sean, NFN Cope, Follows Children, NFN Jarrett, NFN Andrew, Stickadickinit (STD), NFN Ian, Happy SM, and Brown Eyed Dragon.

The hares for the first 7 bars would be One Dog Sleeping and Sushi Cow Girl. The first trail led to the Navy Base main gate for a CB 20, but the hounds would find a shortcut by the river and never make it to this CB. Down to Sake Town we go to the first bar Zakoya. Then a perfectly laid trail wound up at XOXO where we would have downdowns for the virgins and new cummer in town STD (this nick name was given to Stickadickinit by the Sasebo H3 at the beginning of tonight’s hash). Since the hounds took a shortcut on the first trail the hares would lay the third trail up to the Main Gate once again for a CB RIVER. After finding the trail it would lead to Makati bar. The hounds would follow the trail next to Double A, this is where the hounds noticed Nagasuckme and Texas 2.2 did not arrive. Of course the hounds knew right away what happened…sex on trail! Naga and Texas 2.2 would not be seen the rest of the hash. Next the hares laid trail to Dolphin with a follow on to Pub Royal. On the way to the next bar, River Rock, Happy SM finds the trail as a late cummer with her 2 friends. At this point everything was getting very fuzzy so I do not remember their names? Happy SM would be voted as the hare and would lay trail to Anchor bar, then on to King bar. Here Happy SM would show off her dance moves and Sushi would join in and show the local ladies his mesmerizing dance shuffle. After ensuring all the hounds were well hydrated Happy would lay trail to Wildside and then to Playmates. At playmates Snowball, Flash Flower, and NFN Amy would give the hashers a cheerful greeting. Here the hashers completed swing low and the hash would go in peace.

Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 December 12　RIVER SHORTCUT

2010-12-20T23:23:00.004+09:00

The hashers attending today were Psychodrunk, Aka Gay, Texas 2.2, Texas T-Bag, Straight Edge, Sphincter, Juon, One Dog Sleeping, Sushi Cow Girl, Naga Suck Me, Meow Job, Pink Sausage, I Da Whore, NFN Brandon, Naga Suck Me, Pedo Kazu, Puppy Face Off, Snowball, Flash Flower and NFN Sachi. The hashers took the 1342 train from JR station to Diato, soon after arriving and conducting a hash flash hares (Psychodrunk) away was called and Sushi Cow Girl would conduct hash talk. 12 minutes later hounds away and would follow the trail in Psycho fashion and immediately go up the stairs and over the highway. After a short run on the road CB5 took the hounds into a parking lot and then the shiggy. The hounds would exit the shiggy on the opposite side of the hill and back into the streets. The trail would curve around many roads before going back into the shiggy and up more stairs. Down the road, up the hill, and right back into the shiggy. Here the hare left a map that Puppy Face Off would miss read (because the hare drew a bad map) and lead the hounds into the shiggy. After being scratched and chased by creatures of the woods the hounds would jump the fence find the trail and go up more stairs. Beer check would be in a playground where NFN Sachi was waiting to refresh the hounds, after a short time and pee on trail off the hounds would go. Running along the river I Da Whore decided to make a short cut and jumped in the river, Sushi Cow Girl would follow in hopes of getting a pocket full of fresh sushi! The short cut turned out to be not so short and these 2 hounds would catch the trail after searching and sniffing out the hare. Another playground is where the trail would end with NFN Sachi and Sphincter once again standing by to refresh the hounds. The hare would down down for many trail violations, drawing a bad map, and for laying an s-h-i-t-t-y t-r-a-i-l. Many hounds would down down for multiple imagined trail violations. The front running bastards, Texas 2.2 and Sushi Cow Girl (at the beer check) would down down and then Naga Suck Me for being the front running bitch (I think, it all gets a little fuzzy here?). Onon would take us to Gramophone and then to Makati where Happy SM would arrive in her usual late fashion. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 November 28　ALL AMERICAN HASH

2010-11-30T21:57:00.000+09:00

The name says it all for this hash. The hashers were Follows Children (hare), One Dog Sleeping, Karaoke Porn Star, Sushi Cow Girl, Meowjob, Texas Tea Bag, and for a very brief showing Pink Sausage. Late cummers were Psychodrunk and Happy SM. The hash started from Nimitz Park late due to the hare cumming late. The hare made the fatal mistake of telling the hounds where the trail would end so we immediately called hare away before he made any more verbal mistakes. 12 minutes later hounds away were called. Yes, there were only American hounds/hare in the group today; all of our famed Japanese hashers are now backsliders! Not having the Japanese guidance available to help us navigate was definitely against us today. The trail would go past the Ginza and soon off into the hills on the far side of 35. Around the bend and thru the first of many playgrounds the trail would go (the hounds soon new why Follows Children got his name). After many intersections and check backs the trail would come back onto 35 where the hounds would see Texas Tea Bag up ahead, his keen senses had led him thru a short cut. TTB leading the way the rest of the hounds would follow. Soon the trail was headed up a hill with a +++> sign made from the white markings on the highway to show the way. Up around the corner, and past another playground the trail would go. Just a little farther and beer near was laid. Follows Children had gotten thirsty and led the hounds to the roof of his house for some well needed beer to replenished lost fluids. After looking over the modest view hares away was called and 11 minutes later hounds away. The hounds soon found the trail leading thru many sidewalks and intersections. Sushi Cow Girl would be the first to become lost by choosing the wrong direction at an intersection. But remembering what the hare had mistakenly told the hounds SCG would find a shortcut and be back on the trail ahead of the rest of the hounds. The rest of the hounds tried to follow his trail but due to SCG’s failure to mark properly the hounds would get off trail, but have no fear, they all remembered the hares mistake and would make there own shortcuts to Sasebo park! Down downs started with a f%#^off for TTB who was late for meeting Pink Sausage who decided not to run today. The hare then did down downs for his trail violations and admitting he was almost lost. There was more than on social called since all the hounds decided to make shortcuts vice follow the trail. The kangaroo court would vote and decide these shortcuts were not actual violations and are allowed but decided it is a good reason to call a social anyway. Swing low was call and the HHH would go in peace. Onon started at the kebab stand where Psychodrunk would meet us then lead us to The River Rock. Happy SM would find us here and lead us all to Playmates. The hounds started departing but a few would make their way to Makati for one last onon. We all hope to see more of our Japanese hashers next month as the kangaroo court voted the hash is much better with them cumming out with us. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 November 20　Bar-to-bar (no title)

2010-11-30T20:36:00.005+09:00

As the late cummers came, the hash grew so that we took over every bar we went to. The Hashers were Sushi Cow Girl, Follows Children, One Dog Sleeping, Nagasuckme, Eye Full of (Eiffel) Penis, Meow Job, Puppy Face Off, Psychodrunk, NFN Mollie, NFN Alex, NFN Brandon, NFN Ryan, NFN Jessie and NFN Sachi. Meow Job was the hare for the first 5 bars. There were clearly not enough intersections, and the hounds did not get lost at all. However, after many BT's and question marks, Sushi Cow Girl was able to track Meow Job all the way to Dolphin's. There the hounds refreshed and then they were out the door again, getting lost on their way to Shooters. It was there that a wave of late cummers arrived, Eiffel Penis arrived with his virgins, and Follows Children brought his virgin. They tried to follow the trail, but as FC said "I lost the trail when I was at a four-way intersection where there were 3 question marks and a BT." Forced into "tech on trail," all hounds were united. From there we went off to our third bar, but Meow Job illustrated his great skill in counting and labeled it as our fourth. There is a reason, apparently, that it is only an Army of One. That did not stop the hounds, and we were off to Playmates were we ran into Snowball, Flash Flower, NFN Amy, and AKA Gay. After much rejoicing and hash drinking, Meow Job was off again. He led the hounds on an exceptionally short trail to Laguna, followed by Makati where he was fired from being the hare for too many hills and not enough intersections. Sushi Cow Girl was erected to lay the next trail after secretly scheming with Puppy Face Off. Sushi Cow Girl led us a block away to River Rock, were the hounds continued to drink and howl. Puppy Face Off was erected to lay the next trail with the assistance of Sushi Cow Girl. They successfully laid a trail where no bar to bar hash had gone before. Half out the door and half inside the bar, Sushi Cow Girl, in pure cinematic fashion, announced "ROADS!! Where were going, we don't need roads." They were off. The hounds had no problem following Puppy Face Off, as his bright yellow shirt lit up the night. It was no ordinary bar; it was Sasebo Park with 15 Chu Hi provided by Sushi Cow Girl. It was there that the hashers learned that it takes exactly 15 cans to make an ON ON arrow out of beer. Despite their best efforts, both hares were fired, and One Dog Sleeping led the pack to Polos. It was there that Puppy Face Off sang "Oh Darling" to Follows Children with helpful howling from the pack. With all the space, the whole group sat and drank, but that was not hashing fashion, it was on to the next bar. The hounds were off, but the run has turned into a stumble, arriving at Marie's II, we all enjoyed a few pitchers. Only after a game of pool, and songs, the hounds were off to Gramophone, It took four tables combined to seat the group. It was there that we were happy to see Happy SM, who was saving her voice if not her energy. After a toast, we were finally off to our final bar. It was at Bunny that we finally swung low, and the hash left in a drunken peace. Puppy Face Off

Hash Trash 2010 November 14　MIKAN TRAIL OF SAKE!

2010-11-17T21:12:00.004+09:00

Hashers today were Texas T-Bag, Pink Sausage, Psychodrunk, Puppy Face Off, Naga Suck Me, Follows Children, Happy SM, Juon, One Dog Sleeping, Strike Out, AKA Gay, NFN Yuki, NFN Tony, NFN Stephen, Spincter, Sushi Cow Girl, Eiffel of Penis and late cummer Lesbian Butt Frower. The trail marks started at Huis Ten Bosch train station and led to the road where the hare, Texas-T-Bag, was waiting to brief the hounds. After a brief non-informative talk hares away was called and Texas-T-Bag was off. Pink Sausage would be the driver for today’s hash, the hounds did not yet know why, but before departing she offered us all a refreshing beverage. 12 minutes later hounds away were called and off the pack went along the river. The trail soon turned toward the mountain and the hounds began to search, after Happy SM checked the train tunnel the pack would find the trail leading up the stairs and across the road. Soon the trail was in the shiggy and going straight up the hill. After a few rock obstacles the hounds found themselves in the bamboo forest. Immediately it was obvious the bamboo resembled an Iowa cornfield because Sushi Cow Girl gracefully led the way! Down the mountain the trail would go and out onto a road. At the intersection once again Follows Children thinks he hears kids and bolts off in the wrong direction ahead of the pack. Before reaching the intersection Puppy Face Off would spot the hare heading up the next hill, after signaling the pack off we went. Puppy Face Off would catch up and have a hare snare at precisely 1445. The hounds would then give the hare 10 minutes and off we went. Soon the trail would lead into a Mikan grove and disappear, after a few minutes of searching the bad trail sign would be found under a rock, the hare was getting creative as to not get caught twice!! The true trail was shortly found on the road leading up the mountain and around many Mikan groves. Soon an unusual sign was found but Psychodrunk would inform the other hounds this was a sign for string beans that were growing next to the trail. Down the hill we would go into a parking lot where Pink Sausage was waiting with beer and directing all the hounds to take a tour of the Sake factory. The tour would end with free Sake tasting for all the hounds. Thinking this was the end, the hounds made sure to taste all the different types of Sake and get their fill. Then the hare informed us the second leg was about to begin and up the mountain we went. Again passing many Mikan groves until coming down the mountain and getting a tour of a cave that was built to house school kids during WWII. The trail would end close by at a park next to the train station where many down downs would be made and Sushi Cow Girl would get a ride on the local skunk. A special down down would be called for Strikeout who is leaving us in search of new hashes around the world. Also a NFN Stephen would be named MEOWJOB and then time to go to the train station. Swing low is called at the station just prior to the train arriving. Onon would be held at Playmates where Lesbian Butt Frower would join the hash and be re-named FLASH FLOWER. Also NFN Yuki would be named SNOWBALL. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 October 30　The Out of Control Halloween Bar-to-Bar

2010-11-10T23:25:00.003+09:00

Typhoon No.14 was forecast to hit Sasebo this weekend, but we were spared with fare weather. The hare for this hash was One Dog Sleeping and his co-hare was NFN Steven. The hounds consisted of: Nagasuckme, Strike Out, A.K.A.Gay, Psychodrunk, NFN Tony, NFN Teddy, NFN Jeff, NFN Jesse and NFN Sachi. All participants showed up in various costumes, but un-expectantly it looked like a gay parade based on the costumes they picked. The entire group set out for a new starting point, Nagasuckme’s friend was holding a hail and farewell at their apartment near Matsuura Park. Soon after hares away was sounded and the hares were off. The first leg found the hounds once again in their favorite Ginza. The hounds leisurely walked through the Ginza giving out candy to astonished strangers. The trail turned towards 35 at the 7-11 and headed back towards sailor town. After a few intersections to slow the hounds even further the first stop took us to Blue J. Psychodrunk, a.k.a. Ninja arrived first, he actually ran. The remaining hounds arrived about 20 minutes later (2120). Hares away and the second leg found the hounds circling sailor town along the river. After hounding through a small dark alley the second stop, Paradise Island (21:35) was discovered. The third leg led back around sailor town past Makati bar to the right and ended at a new bar named River Rock (2155). Akagay was the first to arrive, only because he noticed the hares in the bar while he was checking an intersection. The remaining hares arrived a few minutes later. Spincter and Happy SM joined us here. The forth leg took us to Makati bar (2240), One dog sleeping had to give the girls change for the bar. Leg number 5 led us to Polo Bar (2308). Here is where the hounds became even more out of control and chaos was the new theme. Karaoke contests were held at almost all of the remaining stops. The virgins were out of control and ignored the advice of the almighty named hashers. Bar number 6 led us to Love Dolls where one of the workers were celebrating her birthday. Happy Birthday was sung by the hashers in hash style. Number 7 was an add on bar, The Westerner (0015), where Karaoke resumed. Bar 8 found us at Snack Rey. Bar 9 (it was getting a little fuzzy at this point, so there may be some errors in the order), Double A. Bar 10 led us to Wendy’s, a.k.a. Oceans, (0120). Bar 11 led us back towards Makati but unrepentantly ended at Laguna, right next door. Our final stop was Play Mates at (0215). A few of the hashers went for onon at Makati and ended their festivities at 0400. Fortunately there was no hash scheduled for the following day! The next hash is scheduled for Sunday November 14th. Onon One Dog Sleeping

Hash Trash 2010 October 10　Run Slower Than Molasses

2010-10-23T14:49:00.002+09:00

Sooo we all started off at the train station by Micky Dee's, left on time, but as always Strike Out was looking around and saw that there was a concert coming up and pointed it out to Naga. After a lengthy train ride we all got out, and eventually got grouped together so Psycho persuaded a passerby to take a group picture. HARES AWAY, and off went Psycho. (Strike Out watched to see what direction he took to a least give the hounds a fighting start) After several wrong turns, One Dog Sleeping and Texas T-bag found the trail and led the rest. After a few confusing intersections, Texas T-bag seemed to have found the way, but kept going... Naga, One Dog, Pink Sausage, Stike Out and NFN Stephen were left to figure out where the trail went. After several steps up and down and some times through peoples yards, we found the right way and took off to make up lost time. Up through neighborhoods, winding roads and past a school where some of us almost got hit by passing cars, we went till we came to several rice fields that were just then being harvested. Of course Strike Out had to take more pictures and got further behind the process. After another "bad trail" we doubled back and headed further up hill, more farm land and vistas to take pictures of. We passed some sports recreation area, following the "true trail" that Texas T-bag had blazed for us, almost to the foot of the mountains. So the 5 of us (Naga, Pink Sausage, One Dog Sleeping, Strike Out and NFN Stephen walked for the most part back down the hill, (after much sex on trail by Naga, Pink Sausage and Strike Out... Unfortunately his camera batteries died right at the perfect moment, so there is no proof of this happening... ) Passing by the rice fields etc, till once again Strike Out stopped to take pictures of some road side flowers, when some guy beckoned him to come over to see his garden.... Well he has these things we dubbed as "dangly things" growing from an awning in his yard, then he led us out back, Pink Sausage acted as interpreter, and before we all left, Strike Out had a bag full of these things. Nice diversion, but it put us all behind, all in the name of cultural sharing I guess. We all continued down the hill back into town, dangly things in hand, but the fun wasn't over yet! Several more intersections and a few more pictures ended us at a small festival, with Psycho standing idly by, beer in hand waiting for the rest of us to show up. Naga got an ice cream/frozen ice thing... yummy, Strike Out needed water badly! We all hoped on the train for the rocking (literally) ride back into town. Down down was held outside Nimitz park as always, where we feasted on a variety of health food, oreos, chips and much beer. Since our song master wasn't present, we did the best we could and sang a few drinking songs... a few times over. When it was time for On-on, once again it was unanimously voted that we head to Nipp-olies. At this point Naga took off on us and we haven't seen her since : ( where she was missed at the On-on-on after supper (spend at Playmates where at last our song master Happy SM made an appearance!) On on +++> Strike Out

Hash Trash 2010 September 26　Trail Was Shitty But Beer Was Good

2010-09-29T22:14:00.010+09:00

Sunday’s hash turned out perfect, perfect weather and an awesome trail to hash. Texas T-bag was the hare for this particular hash. Unfortunately for all of us Sasebo Hashers, Texas T-bag hared it Tokyo style, but of course our keen sense as hounds helped us overcome the many obstacles. The course started off at Sasebo’s main train station. We formed up and hopped the next train to Haiki Station, where we followed Tokyo style arrows to the starting point. Participants included: One Dog Sleeping, Strike Out, Happy SM (She finally decided to stop backsliding), Ju-On (late arrival with a hangover), Psychodrunk, Pedo-Kazu, Gingerbread Dildo, No Name Yuki (to be named at her next hash), and Muff Diver (A visitor from our sister city Albuquerque, who previously hashed in the Middle East). Pink Sausage also joined us, but she was in charge of transporting the spirits. Hare away was called and Texas T-bag set out to mark his puzzling Tokyo markings. 12 minutes was given for the hare to get a head (“Head! Who said Head…). The pack set out at the usual walking pace for an additional three minutes. After 3 minutes of walking we found ourselves completely confused with the Tokyo markings. No time to enjoy the scenic views, since we had to study the pavement puzzle. After a few Check Backs with no number, we started getting used to this foreign system. After many checkpoints and a Mario Brothers’ type river crossing, we found ourselves at the foot of a hill climb, marked Beer Near 70 meters. We set up the hill and after about 200 meters (I guess meters are longer in Tokyo), we arrived at the scenic beer check, Biasutopu Dam. We soon discovered a fellow hasher was nowhere in sight, Ju-On was running his own trail somewhere. Psychodrunk used Tech on Trail and called Ju-On by cell. Unfortunately when Ju-On came into sight he was on the wrong side of the river and had to back track to the crossing. After 25 minutes Ju-On arrived and we immediately called “Hounds Away”. After a long run down the mountain we crossed a rice field and spotted a message from the hare that said: De Ja Vu. We soon understood when we saw another rock crossing across the river. A leisurely city run brought us to a stairway to hell. After the long traverse up the stairs, we continued on to the finish and Psychodrunk, the front running bastard signed in at 1600. The hare finished at 1530 and was not caught thanks to Ju-On’s sight seeing detour. The circle was set and down downs began. Of course the hare drank for such a shitty trail. Two participants (Happy SM and Pedo-Kazu) would drink from their shoes, Happy for washing her shoes before the run and Pedo-Kazu for wearing new “Toilet” shoes. Gingerbread Dildo asked to be renamed, he said his name was too long, (or the dildo was too long, not sure). We asked a few questions and told the wanker to go away and the kangaroo court began. After tossing a few names around, only one stuck: Akagay. In Japanese this means Red hair as I understand, but being hashers, we gave it a little twist, so now and forever more, Gingerbread Dildo will be known as, “A.K.A.Gay”. Swing Low was sung and onon brought us to the Curry House, CoCo Ichibanya at 1800. After a nice plate of curry we decided the ononon would be Play Mates and we car pooled to our next beverage stand. Onononon for a few was Makati Bar. Onon, One Dog Sleeping

Hash Trash 2010 September 18　Bar To Bar Elitists

2010-09-20T21:10:00.003+09:00

As expected the hash participation has plummeted. The members that gathered at Nimitz Park this night were: One Dog Sleeping, Nagasuckme, and Pyschodrunk. We waited a few minutes for more members to show, but no one happened along. One Dog Sleeping volunteered to hare the first leg of this bar-to-bar and hare away was called. The two remaining hounds waited the traditional 12 minutes and just before hounds away was called, DickMcSemen showed. The three hounds were off. An intersection was laid just before Albuquerque bridge. True trail crossed the bridge only to be met with another intersection on the opposite side. True trail went past Family Mart, then past Starbucks and up the Ginza toward Saki Town. Another intersection was set about halfway up the Ginza. True trail brought the pack through a small alley that led to 35, where another intersection awaited. The hare hinted that with such a small group, maybe he would find a small bar to stop at. The trail continued down 35 back towards sailor town. Many intersections were met and the pack crossed 35 a couple times. Now the trail was going toward the City Hall, but another intersection was set and the trail turned left and winded around with many intersections. Finally as the pack passed Shooters, a “Beer Near” was detected. With an intersection in front of playmates, Psychodrunk immediately headed to Makati Bar, where a “Finish” was marked. The door flew open only to discover there was no hare? Backtracking to the last intersection, the pack discovered the true finish to be Polo Bar. This discovery was made one hour after the hounds left Nimitz Park. The finish in front of Makati was an old marking. After a short rest at Polo, One Dog Sleeping volunteered for the second leg and hare away was sounded. The trail went past Napoli and into the Ginza again. The trail winded back to sailor town and the hounds discovered a beer near in the Snake (The alley with the majority of the sailor bars). Finish was finally discovered in front of Double A, the bar was Rose chicks. Third leg was also set by One Dog Sleeping, he asked for a 1 minute lead time. Hounds away was sounded and as the pack opened the door they discovered true trail across the alley and finish in front of Double A, (21:05). DickMcSemen was elected to hare the forth leg. Forth leg found the pack at Anchor Bar (21:25). Swimsinshit Joined the pack at this time. He is an old Sasebo Hasher that was on vacation from the states. The next legs are a little blurry for me, but I believe Psychodrunk led us to Playmates where Ju-on and his girlfriend were discovered. Ju-on and friend were elected to run the next leg. The hounds were away only to find a pretty shitty trail with a crossed out CB4 and other fouls. The trail eventually led us to Mos Burger. The next leg was set by Nagasuckme and Swimsinshit. This trail would wind around sailor town and end at Bounce. DickMcSemen was penalized for wearing new shoes once again. After straining his beer through his sock and into his shoe, he pursued with his downdown. Tonight’s hash was agreed upon to end at 24:00 since Psychodrunk and others had work. Onon led a few of the pack to Makati Bar for a nightcap. OnOn One Dog Sleeping

Hash Trash 2010 August 29　HANGOVER HASH!

2010-08-30T18:46:00.004+09:00

Hangover hash started at 1400 to give the hounds a little time to recover from Happy SM! Birthday bar-to-bar. The Hare was Sushi Cow Girl with co-hare Puppy Faceoff. Starting from Nimitz park the hounds headed toward Albuquerque bridge just to find a Check Back that took them back past the USO building and out the other entrance of the park. An intersection was near the Naval Station main gate and it took the hounds a few minutes to find +++> which was on the base side of highway 11 going toward SSK. The trail would go straight and flat past SSK then head toward the tunnel, but that would be too much flat running so the hares laid trail up the mountain. At the top was an octopus intersection, as quoted by NFN Mike who would soon be named, the front-runners would take the wrong trail and miss the BT sign. The front-runners NFN Mike and a NFN Harriet found chalk marks and continued up the wrong road for an estimated 2 kilometers. Psychodrunk would later inform the front-runners they were chasing chalk marks from kids! Beer check would be in the park at Kashimia pier, where Screw Drive Her would then meet her friend and he invites us to his boat for beverages. After about 1 hour with our new friend serving beverages hares away was called. The trail would take us thru the tunnel this time and up a hill to a viewpoint / boob check. At this point the hares saw a storm approaching and laid trail to the finish. A map would be drawn at an underpass so not too get washed away and the last bastard in could find his way.

At the down downs the Hare would drink for spraying bug spray in his co-hares eyes, as in hash fashion when one hare drinks all hares drink. NFN Mike would be named: “Follows Children”. Front running bastards, Psychodrunk and Follows Children would drink for being speed racers. Since many of our hashers are departing and will not be able to attend in the cuming months a social was called prior to swing low. Other hashers in attendance today; One Dog Sleeping, Ginger Bread Dildo, Woo Woo Woo, Jay Jay the Jet Plane, Naga Suck Me, Screw Driver Her, Puppy Faceoff, NFN (female but don’t remember her name), and NFN Quite Guy (also too hung over to remember his name).

Onon plan would take us to Ace burger for some well-needed food and drinks. Then hashers would ononon to Makati bar where Happy SM! would arrive as a late cummer. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 August 22　SNARED HARE!

2010-08-23T21:31:00.005+09:00

Run 362 was hared by Psychodrunk who would disappoint the hounds from the beginning. The Hare decided to cum late and was not prepared. The hounds had to push the hare so we could make the 1228 train, 2 stops later we were ready for chalk talk and found the hare had failed to bring enough chalk for all the hounds. After chalk talk we held a hash flash and called hare away. The hounds would share what little chalk was provided to navigate the lame trail. The trail would immediately begin to go up hills and steps, along the way the hounds found themselves going into the shiggy until another road was found that led up the hill. Then a boob check was laid at which point the front running bastards waited for the rest of the hounds in hash style. At this point two of our hounds, Screw Drive Her, and virgin NFN Shioko, would make the ultimate sacrifice and decide to call off the chase because the heat was too much to bear. The trail would go right into the shiggy and elude the hounds for more than 20 minutes. After many cobwebs, sticks and stones, the hounds would find the true trail +++> mark and continue up the mountain road. Right around the corner the trail would make a sharp right turn into the shiggy once again. After a few minutes the hare was at his first beer check and there was no beer in sight, very disappointing. Hare away was called and the hare left just as the hornets would cum out to play. Sushi Cow Girl, after being stung in the back 2 times would call hounds away and down the road we would go. A few minutes later “H2O near” is sited and the hare would have hash cash ready to hydrate the hounds. Sushi Cow Girl would crawl to the hydrator just in time! Once again the hare was off and 12 minutes later hounds away was called. This time the hounds had enough and decided to set a trap for the hare. Yes SNARED HARE was within the hounds reach; we had worn him down with our skillful approach. After documenting the event the hare was given 6 minutes and off went the hounds. The hare laid a trail back to the train station because the hounds had worn him out. Not to be discouraged hounds, Oohlala, Sushi Cow Girl, NFN Nate, and virgin NFN Gonzo would choose to run back to Sasebo Park and beat the hare who was on the train being closely watched by the rest of the hounds.

Down downs would be held at Sasebo Park where Screw Drive Her would re-join the pack and Sushi Cow Girl would use tech to ensure virgin Shioko made it home safely and in good spirits. Multiple down downs would be had by all, Psychodrunk for being snared and laying a horrible trail. The virgins, NFN Gonzo, brothers NFN Yoshi and NFN Hirokazu (visiting from Fukuoka). Celebrating for catching the hare was WooWooWoo and NFN Nate. Virgin NFN Gonzo for departing early and the late cummers JJ Jet Plane with his side kick NFN Yoshi. Sphincter would cum late and complete a down down to bless new cranial gear. Analversaries for 10 hashes were Sushi Cow Girl and WooWooWoo.

Other hashers in attendance today; One Dog Sleeping, Strikeout, Juon, NFN Yuki, and Ginger Bread Dildo.

After swing low the onon plan took us to Napoli to feed the hounds in preparation for next week. Ononon would take us to Playmates to visit the backsliders then off to Makati for one last beverage.

The kangaroo court voted and this cumming weekend will be a double since some of our hashers will be temporarily departing and it is HAPPY SM!’s birthday. So Saturday will be a bar to bar, the hare COULD BE YOU! Then Sunday will be a regular run hared by Sushi Cow Girl and co-hare NFN Nate they promise a trail that every virgin will enjoy so do your recruiting this week! Watch the web for times and meeting places.

Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 August 8　Red Dress Mania

2010-08-09T21:23:00.007+09:00

Hashers in attendance today; Straight Edge, Happy SM!, iphonecator, Psychodrunk, One Dog Sleeping, woowooowoo, Juon, Karaoke Porn Star, Strikeout, NFN Andrew, Sphincter, and Sushi Cow Girl.

Run 360 is the 2nd annual red dress run requested this year by Straight Edge. We called Hares (Straight Edge with Happy SM! As co-hare) away at 1225 from JR Sasebo station. After a photo shoot with a couple lovely Japanese girls hounds away was called. A brief tour of the piers then the hounds found the trail and started heading up the hill. Behind the church then up the stairs the trail would go. The day was rather warm so the hares laid a trail up many stairs in hopes to lose the hounds. The hounds would have none of that and soon found themselves calling a social for beverages. The hounds are off and just around the corner the hares had laid a beer check. After documenting the lady like drinks for all the red dress hounds, off we went and started heading down hill. Meeting many locals who were having a great time admiring our breathtaking outfits. After a couple of stops to sing songs the trail would intersect 35 and turn to the left. At this point it is clear this trail does not have enough hills and entirely too few steps! The hares would not disappoint for long as the trail makes a right turn and heads straight up hill. The trail leads to Tenjin Park for the finish and down downs. The Hares would do multiple down downs for trail violations, most notably writing finish then having an intersection and chad to go to the true finish. Juon would be crowned with Front Running Bastard and charged with having a pink dress instead of red as instructed. Iphonecator would do a down down for having new shoes. Sphincter as a returning hasher, had a great excuse but the kangaroo court would vote to have him drink anyway. ODS would have multiple charges as a backslider and failing to be a co-hare as he promised on a previous hash with nothing but a lame excuse. Analversaries included Sphincter for 300 hashes, KP for 25 hashes, ODS for 10 hashes, and Juon for 5. Happy SM! was voted as the new song mister as she happily accepted. Kangaroo court had a long agonizing vote and in the end Strikeout would be voted as the RED DRESS QUEEN!!!

Onon, to make Sushi Cow Girl very happy, would lead to Seajack sushi where the customers and staff would admire our beautiful outfits. The off to find why fellow hashers had fail to show we stopped at Grammaphone, Playmates, and finished a Makati’s. Onon Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 July 25　Yumihari Hillside

2010-07-26T23:14:00.007+09:00

Hashers in attendance today included; Psychodrunk, Straight Edge, Karaoke Pornstar, Dick McSemen, iphonicator, Oohlala, Naga Suck Me, Happy!SM, Texas T-bag, Strike Out, Screw Drive Her, Pedo Kazu, NFN Cory, NFN Josh, NFN Nat, NFN Mike, NFN Asami and Virgin Maria. Run 359 started with hare away, Sushi Cow Girl, at 1355 from Nimitz Park. The trail made a left turn just prior to the Albuquerque Bridge and went along the river and Sasebo Park. Reaching the next bridge the trail crossed the river and made a long u-turn and back across the next upstream bridge. Then another gentle turn and a view of the Sasebo fire station appeared. The trail then passes the Log Kit and makes a CB to go thru a parking lot and up the trail along the new freeway entrance ramp. Another CB and the hounds find themselves coming down the hill and up the stairs to the left. One more CB and the trail goes down the road and then traverses walking trails and stairs along the Yumihari hillside up to ?? apartment complex. From here the very moderate hill climbing is complete as the trail once again follows the weaving road for a beautiful view of Sasebo city. Then the hare detects the scent of beer and takes a left turn down a walking trail to follow the scent. If only the hounds had such sensitive noses! Detecting where the scent is originating from, the hare follows the road to the left, then left up the stairs, and then right down the stairs, now straight ahead and down the hill to the 5th floor of Shrine Court apartments where the beer patiently awaits the hounds. FRB at the beer check is Psychodrunk closely followed by NFN Nat, NFN Mike, and Oohlala. Upon realizing this is only a beer check, Happy SM curls up in the corner and begins to cry. But don’t feel bad; Happy SM is soon to change her tune with sex on trail! A hare away is called and the hare marks another great trail en-route to Nimitz Park. During down downs one virgin, NFN Maria, is introduced to the hashers and her sponsor does a down down for failure to train. iphonicator completes her down down and departs early to go shopping! Happy SM does a down down for initiating sex on trail. Swing low is sung and the end of the hash is called. For the on on the hare takes the hounds out for Yakitori and then to Makati's. Why? One Dog Sleeping was the scheduled co-hare and failed to attend, ODS had no worthy excuse. On on Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 July 17　Bar Crazy

2010-07-21T21:34:00.004+09:00

The bar run started with straight edge, as the hare, taking the hounds on an extended tour of Sake town. Due to the extended tour 2 pedestrians were brought into the hash, NFN Alex and NFN Josh. The hounds made a quick beer check when a family mart appeared next to the hares map! After documenting the beer check the hounds were off to the first bar, Blue Mile. After refreshments a different hare was erected from the hounds and sent away. This would continue thru the run so all hashers would have an opportunity to hare. This hare took us all to Sailor towns Anchor Club where we documented our NFN street pick ups. Next it was back to Sake town where Karaoke Porn Star and One Dog Sleeping was caught near Venus. The hounds decided, since the hares were caught outside the bar, the hares would be let loose to find another establishment. Given ample time the hares regained their composure and were singing Karaoke when the hounds arrived atRomania. The next stop was once again in Sailor town at Playmates. During this stop Lesbian Butt Frower, who thinks it is too hot to hash, after some peer pressure promised to attend the next hash. Then Sushi Cow Girl made a trail error in leading the hounds to the next bar, Laguna’s. After the hounds corrected the hare all was made well since the hungry hounds were able to feast at Ace’s! Due to his mistake, Sushi Cow Girl once again hared, this time setting a good trail to After 5. Then it was off to Polo at which point everything gets a little fuzzy for all hashers since 9 bars have been visited. Outside re-visited Playmate the hounds completed swing low and the end of the hash was called. Hounds in attendance for run 358 included Naga Suck Me, Happy SM!, Straight Edge, Sushi Cow Girl, One Dog Sleeping, Texas T-bag, Psychodrunk, Oohlala, Strike Out, Karaoke Porn Star, iPhonicator, NFN Maki, NFN Alex, NFN Josh, NFN Brock, NFN Tim. The on on continued in Sailor town as the hashers visited multiple establishments until the sun cums up! On on Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 June 27　TECH CHECK BEER CHECK!

2010-06-28T20:48:00.004+09:00

This day’s hash was hared by Psychodrunk in his customary staircase style. Starting from Shimanose Park and quickly moving up into the hills where there are plenty of stairs for Psychodrunk to get comfortable and lay a crappy trail for the hounds to navigate. One hour into the run the hare gave out and made a terrible decision to use tech on trail for a beer check. After the hounds documented the hares failed attempt to please them, the hare was off once again. Beer near was posted next to the train station at which time the hare failed to provide the beverages. So the hounds made the best of it and boarded the train just as the rain started to fall (that’s right, no rain during the hash today). Departing the train meant the rain once again was stopped and the hare quickly procured provisions for the Down Down. The Down Down took place at Sasebo Park when we realized virgin Ken was lost and the hunt began. Virgin Ken decided to show after using tech to drink coffee and a change of clothes, who invited him anyway? Down Down was attended by all starting hashers; the hare Psychodrunk, Ginger Bread Dildo, Virgin Ken (finally found?), Oohlala, Screw Drive Her, NFN Kazu, and Sushi cow girl. FRB was Sushi cow girl even though he couldn’t determine 12 minutes for hounds away and couldn’t even count for CB2 (fellow hounds made the corrections and got him back on trail) and Oohlala was cited for blood on trail. Once again no rain during down downs. On On, demanded by FRB, was held at Fuji Wakamaru Sushi restaurant. On On On held at Gramophone so Happy SM could join the hash. Where was Happy SM all day, working, yeah right! Our Bartender at Gramophone, Misato, and Happy SM have promised to make amends by providing the hashers with many virgins next month, can they keep to there promise? Cum and see! Now the rain has stopped as hashers depart, have the hashers learned how to control Sasebo weather? On On Sushi Cow Girl

Hash Trash 2010 June 13　Who Said Rain?

2010-06-17T21:14:00.007+09:00

Sticky rainy season just set in on the day before. But the light rain in the morning stopped in the afternoon just before the hash begun. Psychodrunk arrived at Nimitz Park before anyone else. And Woo Woo Woo Woo who gave up the cowboy boots showed up. Then there came NFN Nick, Strike Out, NFN Joshua, Ooh-La-La, NFN Virgin Mike, NFN Leroy, Gingerbread Dildo, NFN Naoya (Juon), Screw Drive Her, Happy! SM, Naga Suck Me, Sphincter and NFN Kaz. We moved to Huis Ten Bosh Hills parking lot again where we met our hares, Werewolf and NFN Tom. And Debbie Does Dairy Queen, NFN Debbie and a virgin joined. The party totaled 20 in number again. Hares away at 1358 and the pack away at 1410 after a chalk talk by Sphincter, which turned out to be too much informative. We took stairs to go backward of the last trail to Huis Ten Bosh. But it went back to the condo area then into woods. And a true trail arrow appeared out of nowhere to guide us into a bamboo grove. Then we hit the main street of Huis Ten Bosh. The trail continued toward Saikai Pearl Line, but the front-runners consumed too much time in a bamboo grove. Then we advanced into a side lane of Saikai Pearl Line for a small fishing port. At the time we climbed up another hills, only NFN Naoya a.k.a Juon was barely trying to catch up with us. In a short while, we hit the same intersection making a loop as the trail of last week. When Psychodrunk got to the spot, the pack arrow guided to make a loop again then into the newly marked true trail. The rest of the trail was just a rehash of the last one and we finished at the parking lot. Happy SM and Gingerbread Dildo were the second group to finish but they were half an hour behind. The rest of the pack finished by twos and threes, and the DFLs finished after 1700 when three hours had passed. At the down-down, the hares drunk and NFN Mike were made to drink because he wore a psychedelic head gear. Happy SM was awarded 25 times hash band and Woo Woo Woo Woo 5 times hash band. And the DFLs and fuck-offs drunk. Few members stayed to name NFN Tom that was not realized the last time. All the nominations from the last week were deleted and he was named Yo Ho Whore after a close race with Just a Tip. We swung low as always and closed the circle at 1900. Sphincter, Screw Drive Her, NFN Naoya, NFN Leroy and Psychodrunk made a feast at Sushi restaurant Seajack again. We are having another bar-to-bar hash on this cuming Saturday as scheduled. But not a single hasher has yet volunteered the hare so far. So we decided to hold kangaroo court to erect the hares. The erections will be held at Nimitz Park USO @1900 and at each bar for the further hares. We will pick up hares randomly, so the hare could be YOU! ONON Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 May 30　One Hare Drinks All Hares Drink

2010-06-16T23:42:00.005+09:00

The weather was perfect for hashing on the sunny Sunday afternoon. The first person to arrive at Nimitz Park USO was NFN Cory and hangover hashers gathered gradually. Although it was tough to join two-day consecutive hashes, especially after the pub-crawl run, we had as many people as always including some virgins. And then we set out on a journey to Hario employing Sphincter, Happy SM, Screw Drive Her and Psychodrunk as designated drivers. The rest of the pack was composed of Eiffel of Penis, Karaoke Pornstar, Dick McSemen, Naga Suck Me, Needle Dick Princess, NFN Leroy, NFN Joshua, NFN Derek, NFN Rick and two virgins. We all followed the start arrows to a huge parking lot of Huis Ten Bosh Hills, where we met the hares; an old Sasebo hasher Werewolf and NFN Tom. And Debbie Does Dairy Queen and NFN Debbie joined in the pack. Finally 20 hashers gathered. After the blessing of the hares, hares started to lay the trail at 1417. Sphincter was reinstated in the chalk talk business and hash aerobics business. Then the pack was away at 1429. The trail went through a bamboo grove to a roadway, but it took too much time to find hash marks. The front running bastards and bitches kept running. Once again hash marks disappeared all of the sudden and we found the trail made a sharp turn without any indications. And we came back to the same intersection after 20 minutes of running. Then we found an abandoned chad bag and we found out the part of the trail was a loop and the new markings were added later. This means one hare ran half of the trail and the other hare the other half. It is not prohibited, but is considered poor “hare-manship”. A trail run in this manner is considered a “Wimp-trail” and defeats the purpose of having live hares (Samurai HHH hashing handbook 2004). Eiffel of Penis led the rest of the trail and some other marathon runners became completely absorbed in non-stop-running to the finish. Shortly after 1600, twin Debbies, Eiffel of Penis, NFN Joshua and Psychodrunk finished at a time. It took another 20 minutes for the following group to finish. Down-down was proceeded mainly for the hares. After deflouring the virgins, we named five time hashers. Due to a strong demand for hash names, we try to name NFN Tom and Debbie, but we couldn’t come to the conclusion. We named Rick Woo Woo Woo Woo from the Indian design of his T-shirt, and named Derek Derek the Poo. It lasted for three hours and we all swung low and the hash got a piece. We went to a Sushi restaurant Seajack for On On. After all, we have done 6 hash runs in May which may be record-breaking. ON ON Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 May 29　How many times did they sing THE song?

2010-05-30T21:11:00.002+09:00

Hasher's Birthday song is little bit different. Sing "Happy birthday f**k you"... like that. NoName Josh had been requested his Birthday HASH the day. Hare was OneDogSleeping, co-here were Karaoke Pornstar and NoNameJJ. They started Nimitz → Sasebo Park (1st) → DoubleA (2nd) → Standing BAR ZAKOYA (3rd) → Romania (4th) → SnackBar REI (5th) → ROYAL (6th) → POLO (7th) → "FINAL PLACE" (8th). When I joined, it was about 0:00 at ROYAL. There were some dressed up hashers like... Birthday hat, nice pink dress, Flog and Monkey head gear and nice silky shirt (wow!). Naga Suck Me took care of Birthday boy with neck massage (He looked melty,ha ha ha!). Got off the 7th place POLO and run on trail, Bithday Boy all suddenly said with laugh "Ha ha ha ha!! Here is my place!!" Yeah, One Dog Sleeping got his room key to make him surprise. All hashers had been spend time for naming three NoNames. It took Looooooong time. So some NoNames fellow fell asleep. Finally, three NoNames got names. "Needle Dick Princess" for Josh. "JJ the Jet Plane" for JJ. "1$ Boy Katoy" for Jon. GM left the circle before "Swing low", anyways. OnOn was Blue J. Joined member were..... not so much drunk PsycoDrunk, Above DRUNK Needle Dick Princess, Drunk Karaoke Pornstar, Drunk One Dog Sleeping, Lesbian Butt Frower, Anti-seize up the Ass and Sober HappySM. "The Late commer" iPhonicator stopped by to bring Birthday Cake. When I left there the sky shows me MORNING. Some of Drunkers were still there. They must be Hung over HASH next day. OnOn HappySM

Hash Trash 2010 May 23　Cum Rain Or Cum Shine

2010-05-24T20:59:00.004+09:00

Hash run always goes on, rain or shine. However that may be, the hare was concerned about the weather on hashing day. Although weather forecast is not a reliable source normally, the rainfall probability finally reached 100%, which could not be denied. Psychodrunk waited at McDonald’s believing that some hash chauvinists should show up. Naga Suck Me and Screw Drive Her in full defensive preparations appeared and Happy SM followed. And three drunken hashers; One Dog Sleeping, Karaoke Pornstar and NFN Tom came straight from Makati. This was the 350th analversary run, plus Psychodrunk’s 10th haring this year. In spite of heavy rain, seven hashers and hariettes gathered eventually, and this number is still bigger than the average number of the packs last year. Psychorunk gave up setting a ball buster trail this time and even saved the back-up plan. Psychodrunk has been carrying out his original philosophy of doing solo hare, but NFN Tom persisted in co-haring on his naming day. Psychodrunk undertook the hare-raising business. And the trail made on Google maps the last night was set cold without any preparation at 1340. Crossing a pedestrian overpass from Shimanose Park, the trail went up the stairs to the district court and Senju Hospital. While the virgin hare had a hard time catching up the veteran hare, Happy SM gave us an emergency phone call saying that hare markings were washed away and the pack was unable to continue. As this was partly because Psychodrunk did not use flour, the hares turned back to the front gate of Gion elementary school, where we met the pack and restarted the run. It kept going up to the Takanashi area. And hit the stairs down from a residential area near Yoko Hospital. It went all the way down and all the way up, and all the way down again through a graveyard. To avoid the time-consuming task of rushing the co-hare while setting the trail in this area, Psychodrunk ordered NFN Tom stand by at the foot of the stairs. From a check-back point, the trail went up again passing by railroad line. We finally hit a wide road into downtown and finished at Shimanose Park again. To my surprise, Karaoke Pornstar was the FRB. It took about 2 hours and was 6km long just like normal day-run trails. And then the pack moved to Matsuura Park for the beers. Down-down started at the park with our GM Sphincter. We were supposed to make a quick down-down and move to an on-on because we were soaking wet. But it dragged on like always until dark. Shivering with cold, Happy SM was kindly warmed by our sumo hashers. And we spent much time on naming NFN Tom. As he takes cheeseburgers as everyday cuisine, he was named Dick McSemen by anannimous vote. And then we all swung low and the hash got a piece. On-on. Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 May 15　Bunnies Went Out Of Control

2010-05-16T22:15:00.004+09:00

Empirically bar-to-bar run should be just a laid-back night walk. I don’t know how to describe it, but it may be “outta control”. The theme assigned by Karaoke Pornstar was “crazy socks”. In striking contrast to grown-up hashers, some mischievous kids were really perverted. As 5 minutes are normally given to the hares of pub crawl run, it was a mistake to give them 12 minutes. Hash marks suddenly disappeared without intersections or check-backs. Hares made a long detour into the Nimitz Park again and we ran halfway round the park. Slipping through the broken fence, the pack headed for Sake town. First bar was E-bar as expected. But it took us one hour to get there. Sweating mob did nothing but drink beer there. Then we ran through the longest arcade in Japan to Royal the 2nd bar. Taking advantage of the opportunity that all the seats were reserved for the hashers, we went ahead with Down-down in the normal procedure. NFN Roland and a virgin dropped out of the run. Happy SM was punished for using technology in the circle, One Dog Sleeping was awarded 5th run H-band and Naga Suck Me was honored for 10th run. NFN Jon and our GM Sphincter did cum late. Trail went into the arcade again, but the front running bastards missed a new intersection. Naturally enough, true trail was the stairways from the alley in front of McDonalds to Sake town. The third place was the top of the hill where we did Down-down very quietly in the dark. Eiffel of Penis brought his girlfriend but they never came back. Trail went to Sake town and finished at Park Slope Café, the 4th bar. One of the precious harriettes, Happy SM left from the run there. Then we took two minutes walk to Rising Sun, the 5th bar. Runnig after the hares full of energy, we hit a boob check. But we couldn’t wait for the only harriet Naga Suck Me, so One Dog changed it into Glasses Check and NFN Tom met the requirement. Once again we went to Sailor town and the next bar was Rei, the 6th bar next to Love Doll. Hungry hares had late supper and they went to Anchor, the 7th bar where the hares had a midnight feast again. NFN Vic left there and the trail led to Playmate, the final destination. Sphincter sang an enka ballad as soon as we arrive at the bar. We appreciated harriettes on duty – Lesbian Butt Frower and NFN Emi and NFN Yuki. After KP finally gave a closing address, we all swung low and the hash got a piece. Some hasher stayed there for a couple of hours and ended up in One Dog Sleeping’s Makati. NFN Josh and Psychodrunk were the only survivors. Next run will be on the 23rd hared by Psychodrunk. And we have another bar-to-bar run on the 29th to celebrate NFN Josh’s birthday and we will name him. The hare will be One Dog Sleeping. On-on. Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 May 9　Hash Withdrawal Symptoms

2010-05-15T16:27:00.004+09:00

Psychodrunk, who was on duty the night before, felt unwilling to go hashing at the beginning. But a large number of hashers stirred him to lead the pack again. The leader of the pack brought the 21 hounds; Screw Drive Her, Straight Edge, Happy SM, Ooh-La-La, Karaoke Pornstar, Naga Suck Me, One Dog Sleeping and NFNs (George, Kyle, Saori, Emi, Vic, Jon, Josh, JJ, Tom) and virgins (Brian, James, Lee, Joshua, Cory) to Kita-Sasebo Station. After an elaborate chalk-talk by himself, the hare was away. The trail went through a back street of the station and went up long stairs to Orihashi area. Passing through a residential area, the pack hit the familiar concrete walls covered by blue sheets. But there were neither water tanks nor beer check this time. Through a shiggy part, trail went back to downtown area. Reached at the top of another big stairs, Psychodrunk suddenly changed his plan to A-to-B trail. Although he didn’t know much about the area, old ladies kindly guided him through the bypath. Through the central park, finally trail ended at Shimanose Park. To clear the stigma of being the slowest pack, some racists tried to capture the all-time hare only in vain. Down-down started at 1545 before the GM arrived. We celebrated the cumming of age for virgin Cory. Although a horrible phone call interrupted the circle, it went smoothly. We named three NFNs; Ginger Bread Dildo for George, Lesbian Butt Frower for Saori, and Anti-seize Up The Ass for Kyle. We all drank until dark. Finally we swung low and got a piece. Some drunks went to Anchor and Napoli randomly for On-on. Psychodrunk - loves Monday rain

Hash Trash 2010 May 2　The slowest hashers in the world

2010-05-03T21:15:00.001+09:00

Even though it was an unscheduled hash, many people participated in the Sunday run. NFN Josh who proposed the run was the first hasher to arrive. And the hareholic Psychodrunk showed up. And Screw Drive Her, Karaoke Pornstar, Naga Suck Me, Phone Sex, Texas T-Bag, Pink Sausage, NFN Nic, Naoya, Saori, George and Tom moved to Psycho’s favorite Yamanota Station. Happy SM could not make the run due to her SM business, but she came to see us off before she went to work. The trail at the beginning was pretty much predictable for some hashers, but Psychodrunk tried a different tack with a shiggy into landslide warning area. He kindly provided Beer Check at huge water tanks with a magnificent view. Released from a heavy burden from the back, Psychodrunk picked up some speed. After a check-back, he made an epoch-making discovery of hidden stairs downhill. Going through another shiggy, the pack hit concrete walls to prevent landslides. The pack thought they were within sight of finishing at the roadway, but the trail continued to go up making a detour to Yamanota Station, the start point. After finishing a haredo, Psychodrunk rushed into a supermarket for beer. Even after 10 minutes of shopping, nobody had finished yet. Waited for another 15 minutes, Texas T-Bag finally finished and so did NFN Saori in another 10 minutes. We thought all of the hashers and harriettes including late cummers; iPhonicator and Hit On Me came home safely, when we found someone was missing. Phone Sex was the missing person on trail who missed a checkback and went to Kita-Sasebo Station. Be sure to follow the trail. Don’t try to guess by your intuition. Down-down started at the Sasebo Park with Sphincter, the Beer Meister. In spite of fuck-offs and duty-calls, we had a bunch of down-downs such as 10th analversary for Karaoke Pornstar. NFN Kaz took his future hasher son. On-On party was held at Osteria La Dolce Vita. Next run is on Sunday the 9th May as scheduled hared by Psychodrunk, like it or not. OnOn Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 April 25　Stairway to Hell

2010-04-29T19:38:00.011+09:00

Our policy objective to collect more than twenty people has been achieved last Sunday. It is entirely due to our persistent recruit campaign. I would like to thank you all for your cooperation and support. Psychodrunk, the hypersadistic trail master laid another shitty ass trail. The trail started at Senpukuji station of MR local train line. To tell the truth, this trail was a rehash of the old trail on January 24th when only five hounds showed up. The pack took off up the street, into a tiny shrine, down the stairs, up the stairs to a residential area, descended through another tiny shrine. Crossing the route 204, the pack hit another stairs to Sairenji temple, and then proceeded into the shiggy. Since I hared I do not know much about what happened on trail but I think the shiggy part was a little too heavy as my brand-new samurai sword was of no use at all. The pack escaped out of the shaggy into alleyways. The dead tired pack couldn’t help using a technology on trail. We finished at Yamanota station. FRB (Front Running Bastard) was Texas T-Bag, the only racist at the end. DFL (Dead Fucking Last) was NFN Kaz who got literally lost while peeing on trail so took a vehicle to Sasebo Park. We eventually migrated Sasebo Park for down-down. Thirsty crowd received Sphincter, the GM/Beer Meister and the circle began. After a quick demonstration by Straight Edge, five virgins became Sasebo hashers. NFN John was on his 5th run, so he got called up and told some stories. He was finally christened “One Dog Sleeping” after his doggy style in a closet experience. And the fourth time harriet NFN Kana was also named "Toilet Shoes" because she made the mistake of wearing toilet slippers during down-down. The circle was finally closed with various versions of Swing Low. OnOn Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 April 17　Denim Day Bar-to-bar

2010-04-19T19:31:00.008+09:00

Another great Bar-to-Bar. The Hash turned out in force (average of 10 in The Pack through out the run) to celebrate lesbianism and received valuable SM training all along the trail. The Co-Harriettes both learned a lot about the value of research in laying good trail. As this was a night event, there was no heavy shiggy; but plenty of obstacles, even for the sober. The trail was for 8 bars (Celine, Takuan No Shippo, Club GINZA, Shade of Manila, Playmate, Anchor, Gramophone, Shooters), the pack ended up in 10 (Makati, Avanti, and some went to 11th Ace, too). Psychodrunk was the ONLY hound to participate in the "after-hours" lesbian fest, 4 "hot" women and PD, who finally parted ways at 5:00am Sunday morning.

We look forward to seeing all of you for the Sunday afternoon event.

On On

Naga Suck Me

Hash Trash 2010 April 11　Supersadistic Psychopath

2010-04-12T21:11:00.006+09:00

WOW what a trail! Challenging and exciting - especially on the “drunk” hare to lay. Though we lost some of the pack up in the shiggy and a few experienced harriers forgot how to read trail marking we all made it to the finish in as many pieces as we started in. It only took a short time to free the pack from the boar traps and nearly took heavy equipment to rescue/pull them out of the swamp.
It was, once again confirmed that Psychodrunk is a sadistic mother f***er, to which he celebrated heartily. Largest pack in long time and half were hot harriettes. To show just how “social” we are throughout Down-Downs several Japanese locals spontaneously joined our circle. Naga Suck Me blew the entire Hash in the park. NFN Evan was named by unanimous vote: Eye Full a’ Penis

On On

Naga Suck Me

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 29　Pretty In Pink

2010-03-29T20:15:00.005+09:00

Hashers and harriettes in pink became the very center of public attention in the Saikai Bridge Park with a large crowd enjoying the cherry blossoms on a sunny Sunday afternoon. Although the hare was approved to set a dead trail, Sphincter as the founder of the kennel insisted on being a live hare taking pride in the Sasabo Hash tradition. The pack gathered at Nimitz Park USO at 1300, at the same time the hare started to lay his trail with one hour head start. Two-digit number of hashers - Happy SM, Naga Suck Me, Strike Out, Phone Sex, Psychodrunk, NFN Evan, NFN Kana, NFN Kazuyuki and two virgins, George and Saori - carpooled from the Nimitz Park USO to the start, then run started at 1415. Started with a light shiggy, trail went to the seaside through the Corazon Hotel. Psychodrunk took the wildest guess and found a major shortcut by intuition and a keen sense of smell of flour. PD pulled ahead of the rest of the pack with some guilty feeling being a shortcutting bastard against his hashing philosophy. When we hit the Route 202, Naga Suck Me snared the hare @1440. PD's ungentleman-like behavior disappointed Sphincter deeply. But remember that live haring always has an ignominious fate of being caught. The pack was compassionate and gave him another 15 minutes head start. While we are waiting, Psychodrunk returned to the primary trail in order to prove the hare's achievement. PD caught up the honest hashers who did not shortcut - Strike Out, NFN Evan and Kazu, and then the four hashers witnessed the Sphincter's unbelievable achievement - CB48. After counting 48 for 10 minutes, all the pack got together and resumed the run. Trail went to the Saikai Bridge Park filled with thousands of people holding feasts under the flowering trees. This mysterious mob of pink attires became the target of laughter. Disregarding the eyes of all the people, we stopped at the Hanami intersection for hash flash. Then the trail continued to the new Saikai Bridge as we expected. We were about to catch the hare again, but newly marked Virgin Check obstructed our way. And what was even worse, several time-consuming intersections slowed the pack's progress. When we hit the route 202 again, BEER NEAR sign finally appeared. The trail finished at the observation deck in the park. But the most important item - BEER was not there. Psychodrunk could not bear to watch the wounded beer meister to go back to the beer van, so PD ran as fast as he could to the start point to accomplish the most important duty of beer meister - getting beer to the finish. Actually this was the most embarrassing moment for PD in this run. Down-down went off smoothly without a hitch. The confrontation between Psychodrunk and NFN Evan for the Most Pink Award finally came to an end with the prize going to NFN Evan. And PD falsely accused Sphicter of not wearing pink attire simply because PD found his unworn pink apron in the vehicle. We went to the maritime beer garden Koeimaru for On On, where we enjoyed 10kg oyster and Karaoke songs. Then we moved back in town to Playmate. And another motion was proposed by NFN Evan to regularize bar-to-bar runs fortnightly. But the decision was put off only to make a tentative plan on April 3rd. Upcumming events of April are two regular runs on 11th and 25th both hared by Psychodrunk and 17th bar-to-bar Denim Run hared by Naga Suck Me and Happy SM. In order to conduct costume runs, we need more than at least 10 hashers. What we are required to do is recruiting new members. Recruit, recruit, recruit! On On Psychodrunk

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 20　Bar-to-bar Run

2010-03-24T02:54:00.001+09:00

Hi everyone! Hares were Psychodrunk and Ooh-La-La. They made looong trail. Harriers were Screw-Drive-Her, PhoneSex, HaapySM and Naga-suck-me at the begining. Later on Sphincter, No name Evan (Is it collect spelling?) joined. I did hare seventh bar "LOVE DOOLL" to eighth bar "Polo" with Sphincter. It was fun for me. Naga-suck-me wore running skirt again. It's nice on her. I like it. The night, we -Sasebo HHH- met some new hashers and some guys and girls who interested in HASH. Hope to see them next time. I already get something pink (of course cutie one) for SAKURA run. See you all on March 28th. onon

written by Sasebo HHH super cutie 2009 HappySM

Hash Trash 2009 Dec 31th - 2010 Jan 1st New Year's Eve All Night Run

2010-01-02T16:50:00.013+09:00

Another bar-to-bar run for two consecutive weeks. It was a freezing cold day and even light snow fell in the afternoon. The hare was supposed to be Karaoke Porn Star alone, but Straight "Go Speed Racer" Edge joined as the co-hare against the hashing spirit. We had eight hashers including three virgins at the start at 2100. The pack had a trouble finding trail at the very beginning because of the hidden map. Marks resumed from burger shop Ace into the back lane of Polo bar without stopping off there. Trail was headed to Sailor town ending at Exposed, the first bar. As the AC/DC music was too loud to continue down down, the hares were away in no time. Along the Sasebo river the hares made a big detour to Polo, the second bar. One of the young virgins tried to down a beer bottle in vain. It was all due to the poor training by Straight Edge. And the trail headed from the arcade into the heavenly stairs to Sake town. Too many boob checks for the only girl Screw Drive Her slowed us drastically. The next bar was E-bar, the third place where all the boys were worked up by the message on a young Japanese chick's T-shirt. While we headed for Sailor town again to celebrate New Year, Screw Drive Her got dead tired by another boob check. After a big check back, trail went to Sailor town Double A, the fourth bar. Thanks to the right Karaoke song sung by preceding customers, we barely counted three to New Year. After greeting New Year, the hares took us to Playmate, the fifth bar. Happy SM finally caught up with us. The final destination was Anchor Club. No name AI joined the pack here. Psychodrunk has only a vague memory of this time. I think several hashers- Happy SM, NN Chris, NN AI and Psychodrunk went to Laguna at four in the morning for On-on and McDonald's at six thirty for On-on-on breakfast. Next hash is Bar-to-bar run laid by Karaoke Porn Star once again on the 9th January. Bring more virgins. On On Psychodrunk

Sasebo Hash Trash

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Hash Trash 2011 August 28 Hash Paralympics

Hash Trash 2011 July 10 #407 Shrine Run A.K.A “The Lame Hare”

Hash Trash 2011 June 12 Slippery When Wet A.K.A Reverse Cowgirl Run

Hash Trash 2011 May 29 Run #401 Typhoon Songda Scottish Bastard Run

Hash Trash 2011 April 24 Sushi Run

Hash Trash 2011 April 16 KP F*#K OFF BAR TO BAR

Hash Trash 2011 March 27 Happy SM’s Necrophilia Animals Hash

Hash Trash 2011 March 19 Almost All American

Hash Trash 2011 February 27 The Hash That No One Finished!

Hash Trash 2011 February 19 GRIDLEY Virgin Bar to Bar

Hash Trash 2011 February 13 St. Valentine's Day Hash

Hash Trash Run 2011 February 5 FRONT GATE CB BAR TO BAR

Hash Trash 2010 December 12 RIVER SHORTCUT

Hash Trash 2010 November 28 ALL AMERICAN HASH

Hash Trash 2010 November 20 Bar-to-bar (no title)

Hash Trash 2010 November 14 MIKAN TRAIL OF SAKE!

Hash Trash 2010 October 30 The Out of Control Halloween Bar-to-Bar

Hash Trash 2010 October 10 Run Slower Than Molasses

Hash Trash 2010 September 26 Trail Was Shitty But Beer Was Good

Hash Trash 2010 September 18 Bar To Bar Elitists

Hash Trash 2010 August 29 HANGOVER HASH!

Hash Trash 2010 August 22 SNARED HARE!

Hash Trash 2010 August 8 Red Dress Mania

Hash Trash 2010 July 25 Yumihari Hillside

Hash Trash 2010 July 17 Bar Crazy

Hash Trash 2010 June 27 TECH CHECK BEER CHECK!

Hash Trash 2010 June 13 Who Said Rain?

Hash Trash 2010 May 30 One Hare Drinks All Hares Drink

Hash Trash 2010 May 29 How many times did they sing THE song?

Hash Trash 2010 May 23 Cum Rain Or Cum Shine

Hash Trash 2010 May 15 Bunnies Went Out Of Control

Hash Trash 2010 May 9 Hash Withdrawal Symptoms

Hash Trash 2010 May 2 The slowest hashers in the world

Hash Trash 2010 April 25 Stairway to Hell

Hash Trash 2010 April 17 Denim Day Bar-to-bar

Hash Trash 2010 April 11 Supersadistic Psychopath

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 29 Pretty In Pink

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 20 Bar-to-bar Run

Hash Trash 2009 Dec 31th - 2010 Jan 1st New Year's Eve All Night Run

Hash Trash 2011 December 31　Sasebo H3 New Years Eve all night bar to bar

Hash Trash 2011 August 28　Hash Paralympics

Hash Trash 2011 July 10　#407 Shrine Run A.K.A “The Lame Hare”

Hash Trash 2011 June 12　Slippery When Wet A.K.A Reverse Cowgirl Run

Hash Trash 2011 May 29　Run #401 Typhoon Songda Scottish Bastard Run

Hash Trash 2011 April 24　Sushi Run

Hash Trash 2011 April 16　KP F*#K OFF BAR TO BAR

Hash Trash 2011 March 27　Happy SM’s Necrophilia Animals Hash

Hash Trash 2011 March 19　Almost All American

Hash Trash 2011 February 27　The Hash That No One Finished!

Hash Trash 2011 February 19　GRIDLEY Virgin Bar to Bar

Hash Trash 2011 February 13　St. Valentine's Day Hash

Hash Trash Run 2011 February 5　FRONT GATE CB BAR TO BAR

Hash Trash 2010 December 12　RIVER SHORTCUT

Hash Trash 2010 November 28　ALL AMERICAN HASH

Hash Trash 2010 November 20　Bar-to-bar (no title)

Hash Trash 2010 November 14　MIKAN TRAIL OF SAKE!

Hash Trash 2010 October 30　The Out of Control Halloween Bar-to-Bar

Hash Trash 2010 October 10　Run Slower Than Molasses

Hash Trash 2010 September 26　Trail Was Shitty But Beer Was Good

Hash Trash 2010 September 18　Bar To Bar Elitists

Hash Trash 2010 August 29　HANGOVER HASH!

Hash Trash 2010 August 22　SNARED HARE!

Hash Trash 2010 August 8　Red Dress Mania

Hash Trash 2010 July 25　Yumihari Hillside

Hash Trash 2010 July 17　Bar Crazy

Hash Trash 2010 June 27　TECH CHECK BEER CHECK!

Hash Trash 2010 June 13　Who Said Rain?

Hash Trash 2010 May 30　One Hare Drinks All Hares Drink

Hash Trash 2010 May 29　How many times did they sing THE song?

Hash Trash 2010 May 23　Cum Rain Or Cum Shine

Hash Trash 2010 May 15　Bunnies Went Out Of Control

Hash Trash 2010 May 9　Hash Withdrawal Symptoms

Hash Trash 2010 May 2　The slowest hashers in the world

Hash Trash 2010 April 25　Stairway to Hell

Hash Trash 2010 April 17　Denim Day Bar-to-bar

Hash Trash 2010 April 11　Supersadistic Psychopath

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 29　Pretty In Pink

Hash Trash 2010 Mar 20　Bar-to-bar Run